Things to Do When You're Dead

The Top Ten

1 Lay there and do nothing

2 Sleep

3 Play with your finger

4 Pick your nose

5 Go to the bathroom secretly

6 Scare people

7 Jump off a cliff

8 Hide under a child's bed

9 Stand there like a normal human being

Yeah. In a line. Then someone asks you to hurry up, you just fall onto them, and screams follow.

10 Walk through walls

The Contenders

11 Go to heaven

I love the fact that this is last in the list

12 Say hi to God

13 Haunt your friend's house

14 Haunt your bullies

15 Scare everybody at your funeral

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