Top 10 Best WiFi SSID Names

Sure, it's not television or radio, but you still get this small opportunity to broadcast to those around you. Don't waste it with some generic preset WiFi SSID. Why would you beam "Linksys" to everyone within a hundred feet when you have the opportunity to make them laugh, insult them, or maybe give them a little scare?

Here are some better ideas for names to assign to your wireless connection.
The Top Ten
1 WuTangLan
2 Bill Wi, the Science Fi
3 It HurtsWhenIP

Probably because you got a virus. Better be more discriminate about what ports you stick that thing into.

4 Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo WiFi
5 Skynet Global Defense Network
6 MiFi, Get Your Own Fi
7 I Can Read Your Email
8 Virus Distribution Center
9 Free WiFi

It's not, but give them hope anyway. "Why does this stupid free wifi connection keep asking for a password"

10 NSA Data Collector #46

Not the most original, but what top ten list would be complete without some variation of this classic.

The Contenders
11 Girls Gone Wireless
12 The Promised LAN
13 Connecting to Wireless
14 No Network Found
15 Big Brother
16 The Matrix
17 The Batcave

No one will know about the batcave

18 Weak Signal
19 FBI Surveillance Van 7
20 There are Infinite Genders

(because there are infinite genders)

21 Zelda a Linksys to the Past
22 I'm Under Your Bed
23 Knock Knock It's Virus
24 Why are You Staring at Me
25 Wifi that Can Make You Feel Sad
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