Top Ten Warrior Cat Names That Don't Make Sense

The Top Ten
1 Blueberryeyes

What a strange name. Also, why hasn't anyone put the character whose name is "TWIGBRANCH" in here? It would have my vote.

I think Blue eyes would be a better name.

Do cats even know what blueberries are?

What the hell, who wants a blueberry eye?

2 Oneraven

Oneraven makes lots of sense. I mean it's only one raven. Plus it's not even a real warriors name!

This name isn't even in the books, Search it on Warriors Wiki, you'll get no results

This isn't not about the ones that are IN the books but yeah this makes the most sense... not ravensnarl...

This name is so weird it would match with the "I'm a crazy weirdo" song.

3 Ravensnarl

Do ravens even snarl? For. The sake of StarClan, do they even HISS?!? Wait...what if the cats received a prophecy saying, "Snarling ravens will save the day," and the leader was desperate for an answer to the omen so s/he made Ravenpaw into Ravensnarl during his/her warrior ceremony. Makes sense, if you think of it. I mean, the Erin's were pretty desperate for a replacement for Hollyleaf.

It is not such a bad name. Clearly this cat would be black. Perhaps the "snarl" would come from it's courage or skill in battle.

Cool beans but really weird because a leader hasn't named somebody with snarl before.

I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair what type of name is Ravensnarl?!

4 Illusionwalker

I really think that name would match Jayfeather if it were entitled to him though. But it's kind of creepy once you think of it. One second you're dreaming of flirting with Firestar, the other you find a cat staring at your weird Dream.

I'm thinkin' IllusionWalker Texas Ranger! Seriously, guys look up Walker Texas Ranger. Its an awesome show. But anyway, this name is odd. A walking illusion? :/

Have you read warrior cats?

Sounds like another dimension

5 Lovesoul

Sure it sounds loving and sweet, but once you get to read it over and over you tell yourself, "Now who made this? "

Who makes these up?

6 Hawkfrost Hawkfrost is a villain character from the Warriors series. Hawkfrost is a dark brown tabby tom with a snow-white underbelly and ice-blue eyes. Hawkfrost was a former Riverclan warrior and member of the Dark Forest. Hawkfrost tried to kill Firestar with a fox trap but was killed by his brother Brambleclaw by his neck being pierced by the stick of the fox trap.

He has an awesome name! My second favorite villain after Mapleshade. I agree with the 'bad boy' comment. It just wouldn't make him sound like a real antagonist. Though, couldn't Hawkface work too...? I think he was named for his fierceness, ferociousness, and ambition, just like Tigerstar but I was think that the suffix came from his blue eyes which I'm pretty sure were mentioned as, 'ice-blue' So kinda like ice... or frost I guess. ~Mistyrain

Hawkfrost is an AWESOME name what's wrong with it? I really dislike Hawkfrost because he murdered my favorite character Hollyleaf but, still I'll defend him a little. Maybe, it's a tiny bit weird but what they call him if his name wasn't Hawkfrost? Hawkwing? That just doesn't sound bad boy and cool like.

Hawkfrost is just so different compared to the other warrior names that it takes you by surprise! Hawkheart is weird, too. I just don't think 'Hawk' sounds right in a warrior name, and quite frankly, not 'frost' either. I don't know why, it's just different...

If you read in between the lines you can kind of see what they were going for.

It can either be off of his pelt color and eye color.

He also kind of has a frosty personality

7 Koipond

This fits the list completely. Koi are fish from Japan! -pond isn't all out impossible, unlike Lovesoul or Illusionwalker. And also... How are names like Lioneye, Lionblaze, or Lionheart possible? They don't live in Africa either. Well... There is Goldenstar, that lion from Secrets of the Clans so they might have got it from that. And have they even seen one actual tiger or leopard in the entire series?...

Koi fish are Japanese and I believe Warrior Cats doesn't take place in Japan.

No fenss but watch the duck! Kio r fish not cats! And they live in Japan! And warrior cats take place in America. I'm assuming

A. warriors take place in Europe
B. Koi fish r not in Europe, unless if the kits mother just happened to hear a two leg say Koi which is unlikely and C. WARRIORS R NIT IN Japan

8 Deerhooves

I love this name and I would use it why are ya guys so mean a jerks all of these names are different and that's ok.

I'm laughing my butt of right now.

I like it even if nobody else does.

9 Lemonday

I don't think they know what lemons are. Also,-day isn't a suffix that is used in Warriors.So, this name is utterly impossible.

The suffix 'day' doesn't really work with 'lemon'. Also, when has the Warriors universe ever had a cat with day at the end!? No cat?! Exactly.

No...this can't be happening, I don't need more lemons in my life...

That cat must eat lemons each day or he/she will die. At the next day, Lemonday died of eating too much lemons.
Poor Lemonday...

10 Berrystumpytail

Ahem. This was actually just a joke the apprentices were making, teasing Berrykit(paw) and trying to make him feel bad because he only had half a tail, and I agree, I don't like him either, but show some sympathy here people and don't just go saying "wow I hate him so muchhh'

- Spiritstar Of LightningClan

Berrystumpytail... just take a moment to breath that all in. This shows the creative mind of an anxious apprentice called Berrypaw.=)

He's such a jerk and he cheated on Honeyfern. He deserves this name. Stupid brat.

He didn't even get that warrior name as he was called Berrynose

The Contenders
11 Deadheart

Well maybe his parents named him Dead kit because his foot was broken then, almost like Brightheart, was named that so he could have a warrior name in Starclan.
( It's either that or his parents hated him. )

Ow, just cut myself on the edge. Seriously though. This name is probably one of the most depressing, edgy names for a fictional cat I have heard of by far.

So, like Deadfoot. Except it's a little weird. But it could be like a cat who was banished or neglected so much he/she became depressed. Deadfoot would have been Hopfoot without his " dead " paw so that makes sense. But they HAD to kill him off because obviously there is not going to be a leader named Deadstar. So Deadheart would be named something different as a kit. Like Littlekit, Jumpkit, or Stripekit. Then when he/she became an apprentice or warrior, he/she would be called Deadpaw or Deadheart.
~Owlpaw

This names just makes this cat sound like it's dead. Your hart has to work to be alive.

12 Everwind

This is a great name! This is on the wrong list. It should be listed as best names.

It's good. A girl in my class is named Ever actually

I don't know what hall hate with this. I love it

Lovely. The only good name here.

13 Clearbody

Wow...
This name actually would make sense if a cat was invisible. Great name for a fading StarClan warrior.
I think this cat would be for the oldest StarClan cat. He's so ancient that he is completely clear. Nobody remembers his name, so StarClan renamed him Clear body.
He can't correct them because his voice comes out in faint whispers on the breeze.

14 Starstar

Wow... I thought you couldn't have a name with star at the beginning? Either that or the Queen didn't think her kit had the potential to be leader!

Best name ever stop insulting this name plus there is a onestar in the books and that makes less sense then starstar

There is one of these in every Colem like there is one kit kit pawpaw then starstar come on people oh I know mane his sisters name is berryberry

This cats mom must of really not have confidence in her kit lol

15 Jayno-eyes

People people calm down! This was just a joke the apprentices and warriors were making toward Jaypaw, and, factly, they didn't mean Jayno the bird, they meant Jay-No-Eyes, as in no, as if he didn't have any eyes, because he was blind

- Spiritstar Of LightningClan

I'm not retarded and it would be funny for a humor fic, but nah. I love Jayfeather...

This was one of Jayfeathers ideas that didn't make sense aka were idiotic

I think Jayno could be a Warrior Cat name Maybe.

16 Squirrelflight Squirrelflight is a dark ginger she-cat with forest-green eyes. She has one white paw, short legs, a torn ear tip, glossy fur, and a long, squirrel-like, bushy tail. She has a scar running from her chest to the top of her hind leg along her right flank. She is a cat in the series called Warrior Cats. ...read more.

I really like this name! It's beautiful. The squirrel part comes for her bushy tail, and maybe the flight part is for her ability to jump far? Can she jump far? I don't know but I think the name is good.

For all the people saying this is a stupid name, do you even read the books? One of the cats names is this! And second there are such things as flying squirrels. Look it up!

This was my favorite name for about 6 months I wanted to name my warrior cat Character this. But I'm not a copier. My warrior name is SpiritThorn

Best. Name. Ever. It perfectly fits her personality, and I will slap you if you say otherwise

17 Darkbright

Is it dark? Is it light? No one knows what the heck is up with this name.

Darkness and brightness are two different things.

I feel like I am dying with this name

What the heck?

18 Onefeet

Did this person skip grammar school to make a living off of making warrior cat names that make no sense...?

Onefeet doesn't make sense It should be Onefoot... OH! That's why this name is on the weird warrior cat names.

GRAMMER! It should be OneFOOT therefore this makes utterly no sense and makes sense why it is on here.

How is this not at the top? This name is literally making me cringe

19 Wintersummer

This makes no sense. Winter and summer are totally different seasons. Does this cat have a hateful personality and a loving personality?

They don't even have those words in their vocabulary! They call winter leaf bars and summer green leaf

Actually it would be leafbaregreenleaf but that just sounds even more idiotic... Not that is already wasnt

She's passive aggressive?

20 Billystorm Billystorm is a character in the Warriors series. He is from SkyClan, and is mates with Leafstar. He has three kits: Stormheart, Firefern, and Harrybrook. He died when badgers attacked on the mission to find the other Clans.

Dudes and Dudettes! Calm down! His kitty pet name was Billy, and then he became part of the clan and he still wanted a part of his kitty pet like with him so when Leafstar gave him his daylight warrior name, she kept the Billy and added the storm I really don't see the problem here like all you mouse brains do, no offence, but your all over reacting over this simple billy name.

- Spiritstar Of LightningClan

WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF BRIGHTHEART ON BILLYSTORM'S POST! I mean come on get it right... Anyways, why would leafstar torture her mate by giving him a stupid name MOVE OVER CALVIN MILAN THE NEW GOAT WHISPERER IS COMIN' TO TOWN!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LEAFSTAR?! Is she CRAZY?! I guess she hasn't learned about PROPER names. Really Firestar you forgot to teach her about that?

Actually, I believe Billystorm was a kittypet and his kittypet name was Billy. Uh, like Leaf turned into Leafdapple into Leafstar? Echo turned into Echosong? I can name more but me too lazy... But seriously, it's weird.

21 Semicircle

Wow. Semi is a prefix and circle is a suffix?

Amazing, this isn't even a name. It's A word!

22 Poppyfrost

Pretty! Makes me think of a small purple poppy surrounded by glistening frost... I see a long haired light brown tabby she-cat with some darker brown stripes on her face and mmm.. super dark green eyes or dark yellow eyes? Either would be cool. And maybe she has a silvery white tinge to give her fur a clouded look ( kinda like echomist except not the same color a she her ) She sounds like a queen, well everything with " poppy " sounds like a queen. Her mate could be... Stormstar. Or anything else. Her kits could be Birchkit, Flowerkit, and Rainkit. Birchheart, Flowerdust, and... Rainpelt.

I love the prefix "Poppy" as I have a cat named Poppy, but PoppyFROST? Is this like, frost that comes on poppies? Or frost in the color of poppies? This name doesn't make any sense.

I like this name, and if you insult Poppyfrost again, I'll send Freddy Fazbear to watch you in your sleep

Poppyfrost is a stupid name! COME AT ME FREDDY!

I really do like this name.

23 Lostkit

I was writing a warriors story and named a kit this. I changed it later on

Lostkit is pretty good actually. You could name her Lostheart and make her a depressed cat.

I made my own character named lostshade so I like lostkit and lostshade belongs to me so don't get any ideas

Imagine if this was Brightheart when she was born...

24 Onewhisker

This is a real character. And, by the way, Onewhisker, or Onestar, I should say, is a great cat. He protects his clan, and stayed by Tallstars side until Tallstars died. Best cat ever.

He actually had more than one whisker. So, kinda weird. And why would you name your kitten Onekit? Then you'd be teased as an apprentice for being called 'Onepaw'

Seriously, he has multiple whiskers! And who names their kit onekit? That's like naming them halfkit because you messed up with your love!

Why does it matter if he even had one whisker. I honestly love his name.

25 Robinsong

This one is really nice, not dumb.

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