Top Ten Greatest Insults Involving Being Stupid

Don't use this against institutionalised people, just don't and you'll be safe.
The Top Ten
1 If your brain has shrunk... oh wait, it already happened!
2 You're so stupid, when we played a game of Simon Says, you've not only failed at the game completely but you spent several months calling me Simon

This is an excellent list, Simon. I'll be waiting for more, if you say so.

3 The only time you were good at math was when you got excited when you found out you had PS3 but when I checked, it was only a PS1 and a PS2 which was old and dusty. Ironically, that's what the inside of your head looks like

The PS4 is out, buddy. Get up to date with things.

4 There's two types of dumb on this planet, one that goes down, one that goes deep but there's you that goes out of this world because you're definitely not from this planet at all
5 For each time you score under 10 points, a brain cell of a brainiac gets destroyed
6 Well, I heard that when the surgeons were doing a brain operation on you, they couldn't find it.
7 Did you know that not understanding sarcasm is a sign of an unhealthy brain. But don't worry, you've got a really healthy brain!

If that's you're greatest insult, I'll have to consult a doctor.

8 You're so stupid, you tried to send tweets to ACTUAL birds
9 You and the average ball of lint have the combined IQ of the average ball of lint.
10 I've heard that Neanderthals relied more on there strength rather than their brain. Are you the last one alive?
The Contenders
11 You're about as sharp as a bowling ball!
12 Your IQ level is like a game of Limbo, how low can it go?

It depends whether you're measuring the height in metres or Planck units.

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