Top Ten Absurd Punchlines for Unlikely Movie Sequels

When you can just tell from the very idea of a film sequel that it won't get off the ground, you're probably right. So what sequel ideas just sound so daft that nobody of a basic education would think to watch them, regardless of attempts to promote them? Debate.

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1Back to the Future Part IV: 2015 As You've Most Certainly Seen Before

Wouldn't it have been better if we had holographic sharks instead of crappy auto-tuned pop singers?

You see, this is why sci-fi writers should be more realistic when predicting the future. But still, it's only June as I type this. - PositronWildhawk

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2Transformers 5: A Complicated and Exciting Plot

I heard Michaelay has nothing to do with this one. Hopefully it's true. Get the people who did transformers prime to work on this. - Therandom

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3Gandhi Returns: Fighting for Equality of Men and the Undead
4Shrek 5: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

The best thing I ever picked up from Shrek was an appreciation for David Bowie. - PetSounds

"Shrek is dreck, kid," they all say. But they are simply unaware.
Of the SHREKONING. - Garythesnail

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5The Penultimate Airbender: This One's Good, We Promise

I don't trust you anymore. - keycha1n

6Iron Man 4: The Problem With Magnets

Iron Man wouldn't be of much help if a pulsar was on a collision course with Earth. - PositronWildhawk

7The King's Next Speech: My Daughter Won't Last So Long!

Well, she's close to becoming the longest reigning monarch in British history. As I type this, only 90 days behind Victoria. - PositronWildhawk

8Yet Another Nightmare On Elm Street: The Michael Bay Director's Cut

"The Michael Bay Director's Cut". Ever heard more frightening words put together in sentence? - PositronWildhawk

9Despicable Me 3: Reprising His Role As the Dumbest Minion: SuperHyperdude

Some say I bring the atmosphere of Nicolas Cage with cheesy acting and bad accents. - SuperHyperdude

10Finding Nemo Again: Look In the Batter

I'm such a terrible person. That made me laugh. - IronSabbathPriest

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11Madagascar 4: They Somehow Still Aren't In New York

Was that not their entire goal in the third movie? - Garythesnail

12Charlotte's Web 3: Bringing Home the Bacon

There was actually a message board about this at IMDb on Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure. It said:

This would be a fitting end to the "Charlotte's Web" series. The final shot could be of delicious bacon, frying in a pan on the Zuckermans' stove, as the closing credits roll. - Disney1994

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1. Back to the Future Part IV: 2015 As You've Most Certainly Seen Before
2. Transformers 5: A Complicated and Exciting Plot
3. Gandhi Returns: Fighting for Equality of Men and the Undead



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