Top Ten Absurd Things Pacman Should Eat Instead of Pellets

Imagine being in 1980 and playing as a yellow blob who liked to eat these...
The Top Ten
1 Irish Potatoes

Another factor that led the Great Potato Famine to happen...

2 Shamrocks
3 Pints o' Guinness
4 Viagra Pills

Popularity would go "up".

PacMan would be so hard...

5 Leprechauns
6 Mrs. Brown's Boys
7 Mrs. Pacman

Cannibalism, but at least it's romantic.

8 Mashed Potato
9 Poisoned Pellets
10 Green Buckled Hats
The Contenders
11 Fire
12 Kyle's Butt

What's the story with Kyle's butt?

13 Player 2

Only one person deserves Pacman!

14 Drops of Whiskey
15 Luigi Luigi, originally a palette swap of Mario named Green Mario, is a major character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's unofficial mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Super Mario franchise, often as a sidekick to his brother.

I heard there's Pac Man: Eating Luigi, who is coward and weak, so it can pisses off Luigi fanboys...edition.

16 Himself
17 Irish Stew
18 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Pfft he would break Pacman into pieces. Being a human and Pacman is a pixel.

19 Modern Game Consoles
20 Greece's Money

Wouldn't be a long game.

21 Pasties
22 Sperm Sperm are the male reproductive cells responsible for fertilization in sexually reproducing organisms. They are produced in the testicles and are composed of a head containing genetic material, a midpiece packed with mitochondria, and a tail for motility. Sperm cells are microscopic in size, measuring around 50 micrometers in length. Upon ejaculation, they travel through the female reproductive tract to fuse with an egg, initiating the process of fertilization and the development of a new organism.
23 Poop
24 Caillou
25 Pizza
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