Top Ten Alternative Ship Names for 'amourshipping'

I threw this list together on a whim. Same goes for my previous list, which took no brains at all, just as Serena and AmourShipping are brainless. I guess it's because I've been on an anti-Serena, anti-AmourShipping rant. Did I mention I hate her? Yeah...
The Top Ten
1 EpicFailShipping

That's right, you heard me.

Amourshipping is the worst shipping of all of the others in the history of Pokémon and it's shipping.

2 AWhoreShipping

Jessica, you may not believe this, but I actually added this item as a visitor during my hiatus. Trust me, I'm telling the truth.

3 CluelessShipping

Everybody's clueless except for the people who aren't even involved in the ship.

4 FanserviceShipping
5 Killer-of-other-ships Shipping

More like Wannabe-killer. They think Amour is more credible than all the other ships (no, it's not). They thought it would destroy the other ships. But they don't understand shipping 101. A ship never dies, even if the characters involved end up paired off with others (canonically). And no, Serena kissing Ash did not kill other ships, canonically or otherwise. And it sure as heck doesn't make amour any more canon than KissShipping (AshxMelody) or MareShipping/AltoShipping (AshxBianca/Latias).

The amourshippers want to forget the other ships and stick with the Amourshipping crap! What more can we expect? Them shoving it up their throat or their brains?

Amourshipping didn't kill jack, so I politely disagree with this choice.

6 ObsédéShipping

If you know the meaning, this makes perfect sense.

7 Amourbitches
8 PleaseStopShipping
9 MakesSonic06LookGoodShipping

Its true. That disgusting mess of a game is WAY BETTER than this stupid ship.

10 BesotShipping

The definition of 'besot'? "To make stupid or foolish. To infatuate or obsess."
Referring to Serena, of course. But I guess this can be used to describe AmourShippers in general. I've never seen shippers more rabidly obsessed with a ship. Ugh.

The Contenders
11 FetishShipping

I'm pretty sure I've seen someone else use this name. So credit to them, not me, for coming up with this name. Serena, AmourShippers, AmourShipping? Ugh, this whole thing disgusts me.

12 CrapShipping

This ship is rubbish

Hate this ship

13 DégoutantShipping

This is probably the best one. It keeps the references to France.

14 DoormatShipping

Serena is a totally pathetic doormat, after all.

15 BoreShipping

Boring as hell.
No chemistry at all.
Most important, no fighting & insulting. Neither teasing.
I loved it when Misty and Ash fought with each other. But it symbolised their deep affection. Love hate relationship is the best.
Same when Drew insulted May. He tried to be mean to her but couldn't help caring for her whenever she needed.
But here there's nothing.

I didn't come up with this name. Shout out to the guest who used this name in a comment somewhere.

16 ForcedShipping
17 WorshipShipping

Describes the fanbase even more than the characters.

18 BaitShipping
19 Amoursh***ing

Bloody hell, this is a good name!

20 ObliviousShipping

Because Ash doesn't give a crap about Serena.

21 Dickshipping
22 Blandshipping
23 ThisShippingSucksShipping
24 AStupidShipping
25 NeverGonnaCanonShipping

But this is basically the name for all sorts of shipping's in general. In my opinion.

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