Top Ten Alternatives to Traditional Wrapping Paper

So...you've remembered everything for Christmas, except for the gift wrap? Ah! It's a good thing I made this list, isn't it..? No, please don't thank me; call it an early Christmas gift, with bows, ribbons and other shiny things :)

The Top Ten

1 Dustbin Liners

2 Newspaper

Illegal to do that here, ever since they went on the endangered species list

That's what my parents do for Christmas and birthdays.

3 Toilet Paper

It's soft AND comes in a beautiful variety of colours

Hmm, should I try?

4 Foil

At least it's shiny!

5 Parchment Paper

6 Bed Sheet

Preferably an empty one, with few noticeable stains

7 Banknotes

Dear family,

Please wrap my presents in this material. In fact, you can leave out the presents altogether.

Sincerely,
Pet

8 Plastic Baggie

9 Tea Towels

10 Cardboard

The Contenders

11 Net Curtains

12 Carpet

"Don't mind the holes in the wall-to-wall, I Had to wrap your presents"

13 Posters

14 Wallpaper

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