Top Ten Alternatives to Traditional Wrapping Paper
So...you've remembered everything for Christmas, except for the gift wrap? Ah! It's a good thing I made this list, isn't it..? No, please don't thank me; call it an early Christmas gift, with bows, ribbons and other shiny things :)The Top Ten
1 Dustbin Liners
2 Newspaper
Illegal to do that here, ever since they went on the endangered species list
That's what my parents do for Christmas and birthdays.
3 Toilet Paper
It's soft AND comes in a beautiful variety of colours
Hmm, should I try?
4 Foil
At least it's shiny!
5 Parchment Paper
6 Bed Sheet
Preferably an empty one, with few noticeable stains
7 Banknotes
Dear family,
Please wrap my presents in this material. In fact, you can leave out the presents altogether.
Sincerely,
Pet
8 Plastic Baggie
9 Tea Towels
10 Cardboard
The Contenders
11 Net Curtains
12 Carpet
"Don't mind the holes in the wall-to-wall, I Had to wrap your presents"
13 Posters
14 Wallpaper
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