Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song Titles

Britgirl
Was just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.

The Top Ten

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart - Bonnie Tyler

Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache. - ethanmeinster

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2 Another Prick In the Hall - Pink Floyd

It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too. - PositronWildhawk

Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?

Teacher, leave us kids alone, you're just another prick in the hall.

Best insult ever. - IronSabbathPriest

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3 Me Ears Are Alight - Desmond Dekker
4 My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry! - Britgirl

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That was SO hilarious! - HezarioSeth

Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud! - funnyuser

5 Nine Stone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
6 Under Your Bum Forever - Godley & Creme

Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it? - Britgirl

7 Should I Shave or Should I Grow? - The Clash

Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow? - PositronWildhawk

I LOVE THIS! Oh, and you definitely should grow! - Britgirl

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8 I'm Pissed Again - Phil Collins

Phil must be really angry at this list.

9 Another Kick In the Balls - Pink Floyd
10 We Will C*ck You - Queen

The Contenders

11 You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Loose Eel - Kenny Rogers

.. With four hundred children and a crap in the field...haha! - Britgirl

12 Hey Food - The Beatles

This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch". - beatles

Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl. - Kiteretsunu

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13 You've Got Another Fart Coming - Judas Priest
14 Don't Chop Me Now - Queen
15 I'm a Belieber - The Monkees

Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha! - Britgirl

Then you have lost your sanity. - RiverClanRocks

16 I Don't Wanna Kiss a Thing - Aerosmith
17 Gay Stripper - The Beatles

Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...

You killed the Beatles.

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18 When I C*m Around - Green Day
19 You Hooked Me With My Mum - AC/DC
20 Comfortably Dumb - Pink Floyd
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