Most Annoying Noises on Chris Brown's "Trumpet Lights"

WonkeyDude98
I listened to this flaming atrocity about twenty times over in order to evaluate it. It's the worst song of all time. Actually that's too generous, because this isn't a song, it's just dreadful noise. This song gave me a migraine for two days. I showed friends at school because I don't like them: one got actual ear-ache, and another got sinus irritation. If that doesn't say anything about how bad this is, I don't know what does.

I had to listen to this "song" twenty times in order to make this list, because so much is going on at once and none of it is good. How this song made it past conception, it beats me. I counted 19 total noises in this song, and of those, 18 of them are irritating. Narrowing it down to just ten was pretty hard.

I could also make a list like this for Bassline, but this is in another league entirely.

The Top TenXW

1The screeching synths that end the song

I think this was what really triggered the pain for me. Look down at what #2 is (right now at least, look at my remix if it changes), and I'll explain more. - WonkeyDude98

I thought FACK was your least favorite song. Chris brown is probably gonna be single because his beats by basically him punching ladies and farting - AlphaQ

2The shrill crescendo near the end of the song

At the back of the mix near the end of the song you can hear this synth that sounds like an RC car on low battery, as it slowly keeps climbing farther forward into the mix, getting louder and more high-pitched until it lingers on this note that actually pierces through the speakers and is absolutely deafening. - WonkeyDude98

3The bridge where Chris Brown nasally repeats "AH AH AH UH"

I could only imagine an angry former fan punching Chris Brown in the testicles repeatedly as this happens. - WonkeyDude98

4The repetitive chorus

Just a note, the nasal pseudo-harmonized "I'm gonna be the" is repeated 35 times. - WonkeyDude98

I found this song to be much worse than My X. In My X those horrible kids say the same thing the whole time - AlphaQ

5The retro drum-esque main loop

It sounds like someone stepping in a puddle of mud (PUNZ! ) at roughly 117 beats per minute. - WonkeyDude98

6The distorted synths on the chorus

After the actually beautiful breakdown from Sabrina Antionette, every following chorus has this weird mutating synth that bounces in and out of itself for whenever it blares/shrieks in your ear. - WonkeyDude98

V1 Comment
7Chris Brown's inflections

The first verse shows Chris Brown putting on this really insufferable accent that peppers every word he speaks, and the autotune definitely doesn't help. - WonkeyDude98

8The abrasive bass in the intro

What better way to open up the worst song ever than with a blaring saw bass that rapidly speeds up like cheap horror filler? - WonkeyDude98

9The yodeling "OOOOOO"V1 Comment
10The pitch-shifted "be my be my be my be my"

Literally the only thing this does in the two times it's done throughout the song is take any promise and squander it by going back to the song's regular sound. - WonkeyDude98

The Contenders

11The entirety of the beat

At least I could attempt to listen to a whole Rae Sremmurd song and actually try to listen to what was the beat. I couldn't make it past a minute and a few seconds of this song, being serious. - Swellow

12Chris Brown's Autotune

I didn't like this song. But I noticed the autotune wasn't used well. That ruined Future which is why I don't think he's as good as he's supposed to be now - AlphaQ

BAdd New Item

Recommended Lists

Related Lists

Top Ten Chris Brown Songs Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is Better Than Chris Brown Best Songs On Chris Brown's Debut Album Top Ten Ways to Describe Chris Brown Top 10 Things That Should Fall On Chris Brown's Head

List StatsUpdated 3 Dec 2016

12 listings
20 days old

Top Remixes

1. The screeching synths that end the song
2. The shrill crescendo near the end of the song
3. The bridge where Chris Brown nasally repeats "AH AH AH UH"
WonkeyDude98

WRemix

Posts

Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P