Top Ten Asinine Lyrics to Rap Out

Rap fanatics like Eminem say :
"Before rap, I stand rapt."
Rap sceptics like PositronWildhawk say :
"Before rap, I say, 'crap' "
What do you say about rap? Envision the below lyrics rapped out by our chum Eminem and say what you feel about it.

The Top Ten

1 I got dough, I got money, I'm the best thing around/ I'm so freakin' awesome and I make a fart sound

2 Mumbumbumbumbum/Blahblahblahblah blah bumbug

Always sounds like it.

3 I'm Scrooge/Part no dough/Show no mercy/I'm the king/I can dance/I can rap/I can even burp

4 I won't give up, oh no/ I gonna party, oh yeah/Get the dirt dig uh-huh/Damn all, I'm a pig

5 I'm a legend oh uh yo/I can rap, yeah yeah rap, yeah yeah rap, it's all crap

Can't see Eminem handling this.

6 Rap rap rap/Rap rap rap/Crap crap crap

7 I gonna ram all out like a flying hippo oi/It's all simple, I'm a pighead oink

Something about a hippo... ?

8 Damn it all, I the king/Hang it all, I the man/Dash it all, I just stink

9 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh/Bumpity gumpity begone you stink

No one will dare to do this in the near future.

10 I'm a hero oh I know it like the back of my hand/I'm so awesome that I can pick my boogers with my toes

The Contenders

11 They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

12 I rap good, so they call me Mr. Rap Good, wrap goods, groceries, the backwoods, Oakland trees

Almost unbearable "wordplay", but it's just so beautiful.

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