Top Ten Asinine Things Girls Should Never Use for Make Up

The Top Ten
1 Kerosene
2 Magma
3 Soda
4 Ice cream
5 Turkey Gravy & Churned Rotten Egg Paste

Get it at your local beautician's.

6 Nitric acid
7 Sauce

"You look saucy, girl."
No, it's not romantic.

8 Mud
9 Mayonnaise and platypus blood
10 Mashed bananas

I don't like the smacking noise and stickiness bananas produce inside our mouth when we eat them. But here I don't mind if they are used only for external application. Plus bananas can really smooth out skins, which is good.

You won't get Kiteretsunu or PositronWildhawk with this one, I assure you.

Woah! Does this novel revelation mean that such girls have a chance of getting you, Kiteret? :) Wow, girls are in luck!

The Contenders
11 The Back Of A Dead Goat
12 Toothpaste
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