Top Ten Austin Powers Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "What, the...? I didn't have any corn!" -Fat Bastard, Goldmember

Makes me laugh every time!

2 "Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream, you ass." -Scott Evil, Goldmember
3 "On the whole, I'd say Preparation H feels pretty good." -Dr. Evil, Golmember
4 "I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!" -Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
5 "Yeah, baby, yeah!" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
6 "Do I make you horny, baby?! Do I?! Do I make you randy?!" -Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
7 "You shot me! Right in the arm!" -Mustafa, International Man of Mystery
8 "They're always after me lucky charms!" -Patty O'Brien, International Man of Mystery
9 "If there are two things I hate, it's people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers, Goldmember
10 "I, too, like to live dangerously." -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
The Contenders
11 "It's a bit nutty." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's so gross when he drinks Fat Bastards crap! But it's funny at the same time! Austin's an idiot!

12 "Mini-Me, stop humping the laser." - Dr. Evil, The Spy Who Shagged Me

Mini-Me never speaks a word and he's funny as hell!

13 "Oh my God! Fat Bastard left a floater!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

This is my favorite scene in the whole movie. I always have to repeat that part at least a couple times when I watch it.

14 "Where's your sh***er? I've got a turtle head poking out." - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me

That's one of the funniest quotes of all time!

15 "It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

That was so nasty but so funny that he smells his own stench.

16 "Prepare for the ultimate wire fighting maneuver." - Fat Bastard, Goldmember

It's funny that a wire breaks and he's just hanging on his side until Foxxy shoots him down.

17 "Who throws a shoe? Honestly?" -Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
18 "I ATE A BABY!" - Fat Bastard, The Spy Who Shagged Me
19 "You really ARE a FAT BASTARD." - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
20 "I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MY BELLY!" - Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
21 "Danger is my middle name" - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
22 "Shall we shag now or shag later?" - Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery
23 "That's not mine." - Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
24 "Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your "O" ring. Drop a lung." - Man, International Man of Mystery
25 "He is exactly like you in every way. Except 1/8 your size." - Number Two, The Spy Who Shagged Me
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