Top Ten Most Awkward Things That Little Kids Might Catch Santa Doing

The Top Ten
1 Twerking at your tree

Well, he probably does it when he thinks nobody's watching.

Santa is really Miley Cyrus in disguise!

The next Miley Cyrus!

2 Urinating at your toilet

This would be creepy.

Or on the tree...

3 Doing the Harlem Shake with your parents
4 Do a few cartwheels, but falls on your tree at the 5th one
5 Stealing your stockings and using it as his underwear

I don't know who he'll do it.

How would that work... oh

6 Wearing your mother's high heels
7 Eating his cookies and watching TV

I think Santa would be watching a Christmas tree show

8 Beating your dog with a baseball bat

I'd murder Santa

9 Masturbating on your presents
10 Beating up your little sister
The Contenders
11 Having sex with your mom

Kisses, then in bed?

12 Having food on your face
13 Having an anime party
14 Being your dad

Because he's not real

15 Wearing your bikini
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