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101Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
102Chuck Norris once gave blood. The next day the blood was used on a group of people and now they are known as the X-Men.
103Chuck Norris takes 24-hour naps three times a day
104They're making a sequel to 300 starring Chuck Norris. Its called 1.
105Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
106They invented a Chuck Norris toilet paper once... .it wouldn't take s*** from anyone.
107Who would win Chuck Norris or Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber because Chuck Norris dosen't hit girls.
108Zombies only exist to clean up after Chuck Norris
109Chuck Norris is so fast that when he goes to bed, he can turn off the lights and be under the sheets before the room gets dark.
110Chuck Norris Can Take Down a Fighter Jet by Pointing at With His Finger and Saying Bang
111When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
112Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing
113Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. The correct spelling is however Chuck Norris spells it.
114How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
115Newtons third law must be wrong, there is no positive reaction to Chuck Norris' round house kick.
116Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds. he got one.
117Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Atlantic Ocean.
118Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
119Chuck Norris's Xbox 360 once got the Red Ring of death. Chuck Norris then painted the lights green and it worked again.
120Einstein's original theory of relativity: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
121Chuck Norris puts the FIST in PACIFIST.
122Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! If Chuck Norris is really a God, he will go to my house and slam my face on the keyboardasfklweiofhweiog4howeigl6e7idjskaiow5oazxi9xichxuc8hduyfiulg3hfwoie ruouwure843t4wekiiweyiqwiyt7iw373tyy83wkir8fhoaqw9ealiqd
123Chuck Norris shoots a cow, and eats the beef, then he craps out gunpowder, makes a bullet, and repeats. This is what some people refer to as The circle of life.
124Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone.
125If Chuck Norris is running late, then time better hurry the heck up.
126Chuck Norris once spit near a truck, the spit came alive and crawled into the truck's engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
127Chuck Norris doesn't wear a cup, he wears a barrel.
128Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything around him.
129Chuck Norris owns a large private estate in the middle of the Atlantic. We know this as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does NOT tolerate visitors.
130Chuck Norris once got a hole-in-zero.
131Chuck Norris can hear sign language
132Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
133Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
134What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
135Chuck norris once pissed into a can. We now know this as Red Bull
136Chuck Norris once cut a man in half just to see what he had for lunch.
137Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
138Chuck Norris ironically lives in a roundhouse.
139Great mystery solved: the missing piece of apple in Apple's Logo was eaten by Chuck Norris!
140Chuck Norris facts are FACTS
141When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
142When Chuck Norris chose to come to Earth he roundhouse kicked the four corners of the world, thus creating the circle and the sphere. When he chooses no longer to be among us he will undo his creation and the circle will finally be squared.
143What does Chuck Norris bring to a gun fight? A knife.
144Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
145Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
146Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
147There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
148Chuck Norris pities Mr. T
149Chuck Norris once lit a fart in the sahara forest.
150They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
151The Black Eyed Peas used to be just The Peas until they met Chuck Norris
152Chuch Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
153They had to use a stunt double for Chuck Norris in "Expendables 2" because Chuck Norris is not "expendable".
154The Civil War ended because Chuck Norris decided to build a house on the Mason Dixon Line.
155if you have a dollar and Chuck Norris had a dollar he would kick your arse and take your dollar.
156It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
157Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.
158You miss 100 of the shots you don't take. Chuck Norris misses 30.
159The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
160Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you dont find him, he finds you. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you
161Chuck Norris hates Raymond and loves Chris.
162Chuck Norris blinks once a day. That's all the rest he needs.
163Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the light, he turns off the dark
164Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked The Doctor. The Doctor degenerated.
165Only Chuck Norris can rob a bank online
166The Devil is Chuck Norris for Halloween
167Chuck Norris is the only Person who can Kick You in the Back of the Face
168Chuck Norris played Red Rover once... 3 people were decapitated.
169Goku fought Chuck Norris. Then Chuck told Cell to kill him.
170Chuck Norris killed the Grim Reaper
171Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God, God prays to Chuck Norris.
172Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
173Chuck Norris bet NASA a beer that he could re-enter the earth's atmosphere......NASA owes Chuck a beer.
174Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
175If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
176Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
177If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
178Telemarketing machines call every single phone number in existence...except Chuck Norris'
179Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He got one.
180Chuck Norris shaves with a John Deere tractor.
181Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
182Chuck Norris can't get killed by a gun but chuck norris can kill a gun.
183Chuck Norris does it like Sarah Lee.
184Chuck Norris calls his balls The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Very clever and unexpected. Made me laugh out loud!
185Once, Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel all entered the same room at the same time. The sheer force of their combined presence resulted in time stopping for seven days while God attempted to recreate the world.
186When Chuck Norris unsafely removes a usb device no warnings come up.
187Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells their blood.
188Chuck Norris can't take part in Movember because hair doesn't grow on steel
189How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
190Google can't find Chuck Norris cause Chuck Norris finds you
191Little Known Fact: Every year the bulls of Pamplona run from Chuck Norris.
192The dinosaurs weren't wiped out by asteroids, they got wiped out because Chuck Norris came to Earth
193Chuck Norris closed the door of his house in America while he was sleeping in Maldives
great fact I guess chuck forgot to close his door before he came for vacation really funny
194Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light off, he turns the dark on.
195Chuck Norris taught Agent Smith to fight and how to reproduce himself
196Chuck Norris doesn't Google, Google asks Chuck Norris for information.
197The Kool-Aid man once saw Chuck Norris.
198Someone stole Chuck Norris daughter's virginity, so Chuck went and got it back.
199Chuck Norris removed his tonsils with a chainsaw while blindfolded.
200Jesus came into existence because Chuck Norris had sex with with Lady Gaga
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