Best Chuck Norris Facts
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oh my god, this is by far the funniest of them all... couldn't stop laughing!
Swim on land... That's the best one there is here! I love it! I guess physics just got crapped on.
by far the best nobody can do this but Chuck Norris... I'm still laughing man. Chuck Norris is the best, better than the Zohan
I'm laughing so hardV30 Comments
This fact REALLY made my day!
I laughed so hard as soon as I read it!
Chuck Norris FTW!
P.S. : Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone... xD
Voters! Please get some sense of humor... This one should be at the TOP! Not down here! - Xion
TOO damn hilarious. This was the best fact ever created. So simple, yet so complex in it's true sentence. I probably just saw god... Okay no, not really. But this is better than any other, and some even get kinda... Blah? I guess, this never get's old.
So he took virgin out of the nameV17 Comments
"Chuck Norrised"... Haha! Virtual bouquet of flowers to whoever came up with this one! Awesome. Oddly enough, I haven't come across this one before, but as so many have declared--this one is gold.
Haha. Chuck Norrised... Love it. This ones a keeper for sure. CHUCK NORRIS for the win Pure awesomeness here
Oh, that's good! Chuck Norrised! Yeah! This deserves to be in first place! My opinion is that this fact is epic and mostly because it's true!
Nice :) Pretty hard to imagine though. - Animefan12V27 Comments
I always wondered what he was hiding from but the answer is quite simple.
This one never fail to make me laugh It's really funny! I think this one should be on the top 3.
I was always wondering why waldo was hiding
This is great!
P. S. "Chuck Norris won the world series of poker by using pokemon cards"
In America we find Waldo, In Soviet Russia Waldo finds you.V12 Comments
I love the added its a shame he never cried at the end. Laugh out loud This one is by far the funniest. I hadn't seen this one before but it rules.
I love this one! Its hilarious! (mike fizzle chisel has approved this message. )
Then the president of each country asks Chuck Norris to cut onions in a cancer hospital. He then got a Nobel prize. - Animefan12
This is so sweet. Wish cancer COULD be cured by his tears, because I KNOW he would cry for that!V8 Comments
I don't KNOW WHY THIS IS NUMBER 2 because ITS WAY BETTER THAN NUMBER 1!
ALSO WHERE IS DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR CHUCK NORRIS EXPERIENCE! Laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this one is just so amazing. How can it be number four when it should be number one and then some with a side of chips well done and medium rare
Wow. I don't think that I have ever heard one this funny before. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard it. Chuck norms is the reason Waldo is hiding is funny to but I like this one better.
I agree, it the best can't touch this well chuck norris can hahaV18 Comments
It's really only funny for those who have actually tried to delete the recycling bin.
This is just the best 1 out there! Props to whom ever made it up. How much trash do you have to write here to be able to Post?
This is so brilliant! The person who invented this is a genius. But not more of a genius than Chuck Norris. Definitely not... Who are you? NO! Please don't! I'm gonna -
You all suck chucks assV10 Comments
Well that is just really weird you know. I mean when I go to sleep the room is filled with boogiemen. I guess they chose to hide in my room. Laugh out loud
Well, everyone is afraid to be Chuck Norrised after all, but boogieman? Clever move chuck!
Hahaha undoubtably the funniest Norris joke ever, laughed just about every single time I have read it somewhere!
Reverse food chain, or is it...V8 Comments
Simply laugh out loud... I laughed my butt off after hearing this one... Its simple and funny...
Simply the best, also the Jesus one is good
Imply laugh out loud... I laughed my butt off after hearing this one... Its simple and funny...V2 Comments
Chuck Norris is very assertive with the way he acts, NOBODY can make fun of him even "natural phenomena" can't be a "smart ass" against Chuck.
.. Just brilliant; florence from Slovenia;
"NOT NOBODY, NOT NO HOW! " - The Wizard of Oz
Yep, that pretty much sums it up...
This is the best one I have ever heard. The other good ones made me chuckle but this one seriously made me burst out laughing. Please go look up braille if you don't know what it is!
Lmao I can't believe this one isn't in the top 5. Do yall even know what braille is? Lmao
He can also speak French, in Russian. He can hear sign language too.
So can Peter Griffin
"Bump, bump, sideways bump, two bumps, bump and 3 bumps"
AHAHAA that's just great, it says that he saw God and convinced him that HE doesn't exist!
Ironic. Chuck Norris HIMSELF is Christian, he simply can't do that! - velitelcabal
This one is awful. It should be on the bottom of the list
This is offensive. No one must/can do like that. - Animefan12V9 Comments
Laugh out loud, most of the Chuck Norris jokes are quite repetitive but this one is just plain awesome. Good job to whoever made this up
THIS THE ONLY CHUCK NORRIS FACT I'VE HEARD THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH!
I LOVE IT!
This one is HILARIOUS! Literally made me laugh out loud laugh out loud! Cannot believe it's not in the top ten!
I spelled Chak Norris on Google. It showed pics of Chuck Norris. Not run. - funnysoccerdude11V8 Comments
I cracked up the moment I heard this, in my opinion this is one of the best Norris jokes ever. - cyclone1248V2 Comments
Kinda like the guys from ZZ Top hahahahahaha. It's true they don't have lower jawsV2 Comments
Although this one is a classic, I love it. - KiteretsunuV4 Comments
I love it when these facts can come up in intense debates. Nothing better than throwing someone off with some Chuck Norris!
A very good one indeed, it really reflects Chucks longevity, he's been roundhouse kicking dinosaurs into extinctionV4 Comments
I imagine when he was doing pull-ups. Maybe the sky is drawn down below -laugh out loud-
Chuck Norris is the funniest guy I've ever met. The #11statement is absolutely true. I Wish I get a chance to meet Chuck Norris someday!V5 Comments
This is so awesome. All you people don't know math to see how funny this is. (It is impossible to divide by zero)
He can. But he never revealed the answer. Otherwise mathematicians will lose their morale. - Kiteretsunu
Math must be really easy for him... Haha.. Maybe he can find the exact value of 'i', sqrt(-1)V1 Comment
This is the most popular and the funniest... Simple and plain... Norris is a beastV1 Comment
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Top Remixes (33)
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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