Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Banter for days my black friend got so pissedV 354 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
Great diss I used it on my friend cause we was having a diss competition and that really offended herV 196 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
Halarious couldn't stop laughing and I showed all my friends they all use it nowV 352 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
Laugh out loud said that to my friend called me a no life he tried 2 fight back but he knew that he couldn't get me back with a diss like that!
I got one: "Your teeth are like lemons because anyone who sees them goes sour".V 157 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
This so funny I swear man it's brilliant whoever made this up IOU seriously I'm gonna start using this one from now on it's a really good diss. Watch out every1 whoever gets on the bad side of me is gonna be blown away.
This is actually the best so far. And that's saying something.V 240 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
One of THE BEST DISSES. I would have this be at number one. Not number six. I'll explain. DISSESV 212 Comments
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
That was a good diss if you and somebody had a dissing contest it would be you
We are having a disses match and I just found the perfect one love thank you for posting it.
This is what shows she was really fatV 93 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
I served him so high his friends laughed at him (: thanks to the person who did this jokes best jokes ever
Its alright calm down its not that goodV 205 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
! I used this on a boy and it finally got him to shut up another one you're so fat when you wore a orange jumpsuit and walked up a hill people thought the sun was rising
If there friend says 'at least she's on the fast lane' u can say 'yhhh the fast lane to failure'V 189 Comments
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
I am totally using this on some kid in my school in my third period class his head is so big and I can barely see board.
Your head I so big u u made the sun say take my place I'm going on vacationV 79 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Here's one your breath smells so bad that it's the main cause of global warming
So that means that your that poorV 83 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
There is this girl in my class who thinks she can dis everybody and I told her that and she was so speechless she was really shamed
The meanest girl and boy in my class are dating and they have really become mean so I used this diss on them they got so pissed the went to the bathroom and kicked the walls and cried out in pain
Ha this ones so funny I used it in a cuss battle before lolV 138 Comments
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Wicked I used it on my friend and she backed out straight after
Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo around be there I won't be there too but I am I seeing you in the cage and I'll be laughing at you. The end it's whoever sent that joke you really belong in the zoo
This is so amazing how do add a cussV 319 Comments
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
Laugh out loud that was the very best burn ever I'm gonna use it on my friends! So they will be so jealous that I have better comebacks thanks again
Your so white u made the milk expireV 72 Comments
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
A guy said this to me and I was lurk oh ya, then y are u not stone!
Its actually your so ugly that when you looked at medusa she turned to stone
Well here is one...you are so ugly when you looked in the mirror it crackedV 53 Comments
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
Haha lol so funny just told my friend he laughed so much he nearly died from hyperventilation!V 131 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
So using this got bully at school so uglyV 50 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
Bruh that is so rude if you were in front of me I would have slapped you so hard your face would look like a frying panV 266 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
Wow here is another one there are so many dogs in your house can't guess which one is your mum
All YOUR sisters were there with YOU?V 83 Comments
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
Your face is so ugly that if being ugly was a crime you would be the first one to get arrested
You call this nice you people got no taste
I've got a good one your so fat that when you had a diet you stopped world hungerV 99 Comments
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2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
3. You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.
2. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
3. You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
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