Best Disses Ever
cleverclogs0July 27, 2015 - Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
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1Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
4You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.
5When yo mama jumps, she makes earthquakes. When yo mama breathes, she makes tornadoes. When yo mama swims, she makes tsunamis. When yo mama dies, she makes happiness.
6Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.
7You're so dumb when somebody was trying to steal your TV, you were chasing him saying "you forgot the remote!"
8You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
9You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.
10Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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11You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
12You're so poor when you invited me to dinner, there were 3 beans on a plate. I took one and you said "Oy! Don't be so greedy!"
13You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
14You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.
15You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.
16What died on your neck? Oh - it's your head.
17Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
18You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
19You're so poor even African people made you a charity.
20Your mum's so fat that when she went to sea, the whales came up and started singing "we are family".
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Updated Monday, July 27, 2015
Updated Monday, July 27, 2015
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