Best Disses Ever

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Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1
Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly.

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Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
[Newest]Lol can we have sex

2Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
[Newest]Creative I topped this no talk backs

3You could be very useful iin the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb
A very bad insult, I hope you like it.

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This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
[Newest]This insult is the bomb every idiot needs to hear this!

4Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest

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I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
[Newest]It's like... you ARE an alien!

5Hey, I can make a song about your teeth ' black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
Peace out.
An obnoxious diss!

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This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
[Newest]Not very funny.. Sorry.. Its just to long!

6You're so dumb when somebody was trying to steal your T.V., you were chasing him saying you forgot the remote
Laughing my ass off laugh out loud your classic
It is so funny I couldn't stop laughing
That so good I said that to someone during class and we had a new teacher so she laugh
[Newest]Your so fat that the only letters you know on a alphabet is kfc

7You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
A cool diss

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Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
[Newest]Most Marvelous diss ever!

8When yo mama jumps, she makes earthquakes. When yo mama breathes, she makes tornados. When yo mama swims, she makes tsunamis. When yo mama dies, she makes happiness.
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
[Newest]A bit too long but this is proper banter

9You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home she got arrested for littering.
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA PAUSE HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA LONGER PAUSE AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA LONGEST PAUSE AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA 30MIN PAUSE HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
[Newest]Your so ugly that people put up pictures of you on their car and house so they don't get robbed.

10You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Laugh out loud totally usin this
[Newest]Never use it to poor people.

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11Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business
A very good insult.

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I've personally never heard this one but its so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
[Newest]I am a school kid that needed revenge on bullies. Now I found my answer. Thanks a million

12You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
! I used this on a boy and it finally got him to shut up another one you're so fat when you wore a orange jumpsuit and walked up a hill people thought the sun was rising
[Newest]Good one. I laughed. I am the best. That is all.

13You're so poor when you invited me round to dinner there were 3 beans on a plate and I took one and you said "Oy! Don't be so greedy"
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
That is s joke
[Newest]Ha, amazing! Shouldn't be #13. Must be higher.

14You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.
Another cool diss

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HAHAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
[Newest]He must be as fat as the equator.

15You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
[Newest]Wow can't wait to use this

16Your mums so fat that when she went to sea the whales came up and started singing "we are family"
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Hilarious gonna use this!
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
[Newest]Now that is a true cuss! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

17You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.
Got to use these
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
First I know it's a joke but mirrors don't turn you to stone when you see medusa
[Newest]Stupidest Joke I have ever heard in my whole life

18Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Wicked I used it on my friend and she backed out straight after
It's so funny I could not stop laughing laugh out loud I'm soho na use this on someone
[Newest]Funny I love it

19What died on your neck? Oh - it's your head.
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate (:
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
[Newest]Lol this made me laugh so hard

20You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Oh laugh out loud GOOD ONE ME LIKEY:-) :-) :-)
[Newest]That is a good one. Very clever.

21You're so poor even African people made you a charity.
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
[Newest]That's just peak. But the others are right, your just being racist mate.

22You're so ugly when you went to the ugly contest they said no professionals
Nice gonna use it today. Its a very good one. It should be at the top of the list.
Haha I used this already but still funny
This diss just tops it off I was LMFAO
[Newest]Awesome I knew that first

23Yo mama is so stupid that she starved to death in the grocery store
I think that a good diss
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.
Great diss, I used I on someone and he liked it so much he started copying me. But all in all it annoyed him
[Newest]Made me laugh so hard

24You're so ugly you made Justin Bieber feel happy
Laugh out loud! I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
Everyone should really use this
[Newest]Justin Bieber is a piece of crap I never liked him

25You're so fat when you're sitting around the house, you're really sitting AROUND the house!
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
You can do better but no offense this 1's a bit pointless
[Newest]This is so bloody funny ๐Ÿ˜


26Your mom so poor she can't even afford to pay attention
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Maybe you can use this diss.you so fat the only time you can shower is when it rains
[Newest]Why is everyone saying laugh out loud instead of lol

27You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwards
Very funny laugh out loud
[Newest]Cool that is a good dish may I use it

28You're so bored with your life you're reading this
Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...
Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!
Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea
You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!
[Newest]What do you do for a living clever jack

29Yo mama is so fat that people mistake her as another planet
Is that it man that ain't funny
Is that it fam that is barley na ing come on you could do better didn't make me laugh at all
That is all you got that is so boring
[Newest]Sorry but its dead

30You're so stupid you stole a free sample
Laugh out loud it's the best ever
Haha laugh out loud
Ha ha that made me laugh so hard
[Newest]This is too jokes

31Yo mama is so sweaty that she caused a tsunami
Should of been "yo momma so sweaty she caused a flash flood
Please explain.. What does sweat have to do with a storm?
Stupidest lamest joke ever

32When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
This is a copy from another site you copycat
Wht the try something better that is actually funny

33You are the reason why Hitler was born
This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!
This is what you call laugh out loud
These is the best they should put 1 laugh out loud
[Newest]I forgot what are butler is

34You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow
Coll comeback diss but the spelling man a bunch of other dises the dude rote is speled rong to I can spell rong bechose I am not even in hi school yet so banana mac out peace!

35Your mum is so fat, when she tried to commit suicide between two cliffs, she got stuck
That's funny but not the best I ever heard
That's so funny laugh out loud make that into a film laugh out loud
What a good one! I think this should be 2nd
[Newest]I feel sorry for those cliffs

36You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said bye bye to you
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
This was the best
[Newest]I already know that

37You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
I don't get this

38Yo mama is so fat that when she went into the cinema, she sat next to everybody
I don't get this its so wack
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
Yeh because there were only two seats
[Newest]Too boss ill write that down

39If you really want a joke look in the mirror
Amazing. That is a reall good joke
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I'm definitely using this on my friend who doesn't get anything I say
[Newest]Why don't you look first

40Yo mama is so fat that when she went into Wal-mart, she lowered the prices!
That one isn't that good
Rubbish worst I cood make abetter one than that
This one is rubbish
[Newest]Something went wrong try again later

41You're so ugly you make onions cry.
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
Said this to my mate, laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
This was really funny
[Newest]That is an insult to onions

42You're so fat you were mistaken as a new planet bigger than Jupiter
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
I have a better one when your stuck in a hole that's the only one you can get
[Newest]That's not even funny. You suck.

43Your mom does not need the internet because she is already world wide
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
[Newest]Why is this only #43, it's the best diss ever

44You're so ugly that when you were born your dad looked at your mom and said what a waste of sperm
It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up
AMAZING PEEING MYSELF THERE NEVER KNEW HOW SPERM COULD BE SO FUNNY laugh out loud! SHOULD BE NUMBER 1!
Nice diss going 2 use that
[Newest]Haha must try that.

45You are so poor
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
We'll this ain't a good one
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
[Newest]This insult isn't funny or good. Worst insult ever

46Your house is so small that every time you ring the door bell the toilet flushes
This is so funny. I can just imagine it actually happening.
So cool! Where do you get this from? I'm gonna use this
This is amazing! I'm gonna use this! This should be number 1!
[Newest]This was really killer!

47Your lips are so dry whenever you drink milk they go snap, crackle, and pop
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks

48Your mom is so old that when she went to school there was no history
Good one 1000 1000
HAHAAHAH laughed so hard at this this is such a good one!
This one is a-mazing!
[Newest]Your teeth are so yellow that the tooth fairy started I'm walking on sunshine

49You're the reason why the Titanic sank
Laugh out loud I used to say this all the time!
If bricks were ugliness you would be the Great Wall of China
Laugh out loud awesome so funny I used it on my friend and he started to cry
[Newest]My cousin told me this one
Here is a good one, your so fat you make Godzilla look like a action figure

50You're so fat that you put two cellphones in either side of your pocket and call the other one it says "long distance"
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
Laugh out loud so funny no joke your so that you put two cellphones in either side of your pocket and call the other one is says LONG DISTANCE LO... Lo l So fun ney ha ha too funn lo l why I'mi typing like thi S.
That is hilarious man had me deadinxg fa years

51Yo mama is so stupid that when her computer said, "Press any key.", she couldn't find the "any" key
What a funny diss
BEST DISS EVER WELL don't BEST BUT FUNNY laugh out loud :)! 11
This is so funny how could she not know what any key is
[Newest]SO FUNNY! this should be way up in the top ten

52You're so stupid when you made a mistake on the computer you used white out
Cool diss laugh out loud
I laughed for a few minutes after reading this.
Wow bra your good

53You're so fat when you stepped on a scale, it said one at a time please!
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
[Newest]Lol I love this diss

54You're so stupid you went to the doctor and said "Doctor, doctor - I need a new butt my old one has a crack in it".
It's so obvious but cool at the same time laugh out loud
It is suppose have a crack that's why people call it butt crack they combine the words together haha but that is a real good diss.
Lol I totally get this on can't stop laughing! Definitely going to try this on someone

55You're so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
This is classic I'm defiantly gonna use it laugh out loud laugh out loud
[Newest]I used this on my friends, that's how good it is

56You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
What a diss if you don't vote for this you suck like a rotten egg man, nice diss bro nice
Very funny but I don't think blind kids would really like it... It would be quite offensive to them...
[Newest]Leave blind people out of this

57You're so fat when you stepped on the scale it said I want your weight not your ID number
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
I rate this as #1
[Newest]Tried this one out on a not-so-nice kid, pretty sure he is in therapy.

58Your dad's a pedo
That's not nice at all
Is anyone liking this one noo. Tomorrow I'm putting that good diss link tomorrow. Your website is just gonna be another fail
That's not nice at all imagine if someone said that to you how would you like it
If you don't like it why are you reading it, the whole reason on looking on this web is to insult someone
[Newest]Worst diss ever, its not even clever

59You're so ugly your own reflection runs away from you
This joke is so three thousand and lateIn fact it I'd seriously boring
Answer the question how can my reflection run away from me. Keep putting lame things like this I'm gonna make a link with an actual website a BETTER one.
So your reflection will just go through the wall is that what you saying in this good dis (not)

60You're so ugly when God saw you he was confused if it was Halloween or Christmas
I like the rest of the jokes well some cause the rest are a porling but this to offensive and god will be disappointed in you for this cruel nasty outrageous joke
Laugh out loud BUT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME RELIGIONS laugh out loud
You really need to be careful about the disses you make it might be offensive to someones religion or their country
[Newest]Offensive please Think before post

61You have more issues than a magazine stand
That's so funny it shows you talk a lot
This is a really cool joke. I've never heard anything like this! I am so going to use this! Thanks
Haha this is the only joke I laughed at on this page good job
[Newest]Not best but funny

62You're so fat that when you went to Safeway it was not safe anymore
Laugh out loud that's actually a good diss
Stupid who came up with that
Lol I used that on my grandma and she throw her slipper at me

63You're so fat you have stretch marks that say McDonalds
Jokes carry on making more cause that joke was sick
Best one yet. I used it and loved it.
Laugh out loud so funny
[Newest]This is so cool

64You're so fat drugs can't get you high.
Sucks its supposed to be your moma so tiny when she smokes weed she can't even get high
Laugh out loud for certain someones that is tr
You are on drugs idiot.

65Yo mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Me neither, what does it mean?
Were you born on the 21st of december 2012 because that's when everyone was saying the world was gonna end

66You're so ugly, you turned Medusa to stone
Lol but you can also say the way you so ugly when Medusa looked at you she turned and looked in the mirror turning herself into stone
This one is so good I used it for 2 years
That's so old, I heard a CAVE MAN say it DINOSAUR

67Your mama so fat when her ass finally enters the room her stomach has already left
That's such a good diss me and my friend loled for so long
I love this website I go on it every day laugh out loud written by sahara who is 12
Your moms so stupid when I told her to act her own age she died!
This one is not very good
[Newest]Lol I nearly died laughing

68Your mama so fat she fell down the stairs without moving.
That is some bad man diss!
I actually thought this one was quite funny, it depends on if you get it or not
I actually thought this one was quite funny, it depends on if you get it or not
The way your so dumb you put your face in a book and call it Facebook
[Newest]She's to fat to even go up the stairs

69Ask your mom what her biggest mistake was she will say it was you
This is quite good ill use it
Best diss so far
Best diss ever, should no1!
[Newest]That was rude dude get a life.

70Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay a visit
That is so crap
Some people are actually poor and I hate the one about the African people. I nearly cried it was so offensive. ok I didn't but you should really delete that one
You crap. I like this diss

71Your mama is so poor she can't even afford to help her kids
Get a life, I don't see whats funny there, sleep when you get bored because your disses are just lame and wack.
Again, some people are poor and this is for some people, a real issue so leave poor people alone
Now this just lame

72Your momma's do fat when she turned around it was her birthday
You just hide behind her and you don't have to give her presents. I'M A GENIUS!
Great diss use it pretty often comes in handy at times
The way your bum is herry you need a gips to find your hole
[Newest]Spelling error so not do

73You're so ugly, you made Chucky look hot.
My friend and I are always looking for good Chucky jokes and this one is perfect! Laugh out loud! I laughed so hard and told everyone. Use this on ALL your enemies! It works! I promise! It makes them stop dead in their tracks and cry!
Thanks for that. The only problem is that Ruby probably doesn't know what Chuchy is. Oh, or that he's really ugly. :D
If if that person was ugly, it can NEVER make Chucky hot?!

74You're so ugly your mom feeds you with a slingshot
Amazing insult. I will definitely use that
Great disses I have one you you are so ugly your parents play rock paper siccors to kiss you good night
Laugh out loud definitely using this
[Newest]Really good.. Made me chuckle

75When you walked outside wearing a yellow raincoat the sun got jealous
I think it should say "your so fat" at the beggining but good diss
Laugh out loud here is another you so fat when you were a yellow raincoat their are ladies on the side of the road shouting "taxi! "
That is a killer I am so going to use that diss it rocks
[Newest]Heres a good one your so fat I took pics of you last Christmas and its still printing

76You're so fat that instead of calling a taxi you hired a skip
Diss one is so funny
That shows how fat you are
I will use that

77You're so fat that even Fat Bastard said you are fat
This is so stupid and offensive, you should go to the mall they have lives go get one low life.
How is this offensive though? I get this joke it made sense, clearly you don't know who fat bastard is..
That's rubbish. This is better. You're so fat when God created the sun, he told you to move out of the way

78That joke is so old I heard it when I was riding on my pet dinosaur
And the other person should say back: "I knew you were old because of the wrinkles but not that old"
Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur...
I would want you every were I go I wish you were my underwear

79Your mother is so fat that when she stepped in the shower her feet didn't get wet
How did she get in?
Cool, but how did she get in the shower?

80When you were born your parents didn't know whether to put you in a cradle or a cage
It is rubbish! :@
That cuss broke my heart and I don't wanna hear it again because it happened to my bro laugh out loud

81If you're reading this you're probably bored in life
Not really I'm just writting them down so I could say it to some of the bullies that bully me
You know me very well
How did you know laugh out loud

82You're so dumb you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.
This is hilarious it made me crack up
I'm using did fr sure. Get it, did.
So old if you never heard it well...

83Your mama is so fat her clothes come in 3 sizes... extra large, jumbo and, OMG it's coming towards us!
That's just too Funny! -Wambles-
Laugh out loud that's so funny
Ha ha ha dude you rock but do you roll
[Newest]Not funny man its mean

84Your eyes are so big when you look at a map you see people waving
This is an awesome diss I said it to my enemy and it made cry
Its funny because I have a friend with big eyes and I wanna say this to him laugh out loud
I love it I am definitely going to use it
[Newest]It sent me into hysterics

85Your teeth are so yellow, people can just sunbathe by looking at you
Your mother is like a cane field man just want to break and suck in she
What next this is hilarious TRY THIS ONE whats that on your forehead UGLINESS IT can't ERASE!
That is so offensive! That should be first

86Your trousers are pulled up so high, even LeBron Lames couldn't dunk in it
I think this was crap it won even funny
Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing!
It's not lames it's james!

87You're so fat you occupy all streets so we don't need protesters
This made me Laugh pretty hard I like how you mentioned the protesters to that made it so much better.

88Your mama so stupid she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
I've got a good one
If someone asks if you can take a joke you say"no that's why I can't take you! "
This joke is really funny
Love this diss its hilarious

89You're so fat that your bum is two full moons joined together
Then wouldn't we all be dead because your body must be twice as big as your bum (moon) so wouldn't we run out of oxygen or get squished? 10 year old said this.
Best ever you rock dude

90Your mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Haha
That's funny
Ill use day soon**~ยปsฤฑp pooฦƒ
This was so funny I was crying and I almost died of cardiac arrest
Its laugh out loud

91You're so fat that when you stood on the scale the scale said to be continued
This is funny but it needs more spice laugh out loud
That's so funny the last time I heard that joke I laughd so hard I fell off my dinosaur

92Yo Momma's so stupid, that she's really stupid.
This one is lame. How about trying something better000. I definitely wont use this one at all
This one sucks laugh out loud
This has got to be the lamest one. Seriously? Why do a lot of the jokes on this list suck? No creativity.

93You are so ugly that the grass turned black
So not funny. Anyone could make a better one than that
This one was the best ^^

94I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
No. 100 should be higher up
Awesome laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that should be 79

95Your mamas so fat when she got on an aeroplane it turned into a submarine
What a mad joke
Probably because the aero plane fell
This is so funny laugh out loud
[Newest]Maybe god made it like that

96Your mama so poor she was kicking a tin can down the street and I asked her what she is doing and she said she is moving
Laugh out loud...GOOD 1
That is so old my dad used to use that one.
That does not even rime

97I like you! Why? Because you are fat.
You must live in a bin because all you write is TRASH!
Dude or girl you so skinny you hide behind a pole they report you missing
I used that on one of my enemies and she ran away crying!

98You're so poor when I stepped on a cigarette you said who turned out the lights
Swag know that's what you call a diss laugh out loud
Damn this is a awesome diss, gonna use this to diss my enemies
#AWESOME! I totally love this one!

99When you opened your mouth a guy yelled out 'taxi'
The guy yelled taxi because your teeth are yellow, and some taxis are yellow (a cab)
This is totes lame you will think better than that aaa some people don't think
I don't get that. Totes lame!

100You're so fat and white that when you went to school people thought it was December
Very good diss and yes he is allowed to say white because there stupid flipping disses about black people and everyone laughed this is funny there should be more like this
It is racist it will get you in trouble
As I said people ned to be careful of what they use as disses
[Newest]That was racist but funny

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