Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Your mum went on a calculator she had a text then it became a pigV198 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
Naa now THAT is powerful!V98 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
An obnoxious diss! - cleverclogs0
This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
This...could wow! This is epic!V105 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
Lol this is so funnyV200 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
Am going to die am laughing so hard I have to go to the washroomV145 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
No one can ever say anything after someone has said itV116 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
I like because your another brother from another motherV61 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA PAUSE HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA LONGER PAUSE AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA LONGEST PAUSE AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA 30MIN PAUSE HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
I like that one used it with my friend he criedV113 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
I've personally never heard this one but its so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
I've never heard this one from anyone but ill try itV44 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
! I used this on a boy and it finally got him to shut up another one you're so fat when you wore a orange jumpsuit and walked up a hill people thought the sun was rising
So cool thanksV90 Comments
One of the best I've heard
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
That is s joke
Ha ha l wanted to looser's face when you said thatV44 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Laugh out loud totally usin this
That was too funnyV87 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
It's alright u noV43 Comments
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Wicked I used it on my friend and she backed out straight after
Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo around be there I won't be there too but I am I seeing you in the cage and I'll be laughing at you. The end it's whoever sent that joke you really belong in the zoo
Best rhyming diss I have heard in a whileV156 Comments
Got to use these
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
Its actually your so ugly that when you looked at medusa she turned to stone
Should be 'you're so ugly that you turned medusa to stone'!V31 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate (:
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I'm only eleven and I think that's funnyV27 Comments
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
Lol make some more like thisV70 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That's rude, you idiots! Ya never know, some African person might be reading this! Not me,I'm American.V148 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Hilarious gonna use this!
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
Wow epic stuff dudeV46 Comments
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Oh laugh out loud GOOD ONE ME LIKEY:-) :-) :-)
You call this nice you people got no tasteV43 Comments
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2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
3. You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.
2. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
3. You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
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