Best Insults


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181Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off
That's absolutely horrible! It made me laugh so hard I was crying!
My friends dad owns a pizza shop ill try it on my friend laugh out loud and maybe my bro laugh out loud ty so much I have to use it
Horrible... I'll never look at pizza the same way again. But what kind of pizza, by the way? Or does it matter?

182If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly
I am so using that asap mwahahaaha
Very funny. Bs right here

183All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)

184If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy
This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

185You're so fat you could roll to school
How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

186You're gay
This is incredibly sexist and racist and all of the above
This is a crap one its not funny

187You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

188I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.
This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

189You so ugly you cracked the universe in half

190Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

191You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.
This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!
Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

192I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

193Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

194Your head's so big that it has its own orbit

195Your head's so big that it has its own postcode

196You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

197Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.
Haha laugh out loud

198Your Mum Is Like a Kit Kat 20 Pence a Finger

199you're so fat the only letters you know is KFC

200You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it
This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

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