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901When I saw you I thought I was looking at a dead cockroach
902You are so heartless / evil, you made even Hitler look like a Saint.
903You know that song runaway? The writers made it because they saw your face.
904So, a poor village continues to look for their idiot
905If you were twice as smart as you are now you might get to the level of retard.
906If you were any denser, you would have light bending around your gravity field.
907I find it fascinating how all of the human recessive genes ever created are all bundled inside you.
908I don't play battle of wits with a unarmed man
909Calling You Retarded Is Insulting Every Retard On Earth
910Your mom is so stupid that when she got her diploma... she fell into a coma
911Your mom is so fat, she got her own zip code
912I would insult you but cows are sacred in our country
913Yo mommas so fat she got busted at the airport with 10 pounds of crack
914You're so ugly that the devil comes out of you and begs for fogiveness
915You're so ugly that the government moved your birthday to Halloween
916Your so fat that when you fart the world shakes
917Are you on medication for that?
918You are so ugly that mirrors turn away when you look at them
919You have more folds than origami
920Your smell is so good, I like the smell of piss.
921Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on Walmart the prices lowered
922Yo mama's so ugly that the garbage men threw her in the garbage truck
923Your mama's so ugly that Percy Jackson had to use a shield to slay her
924Yo mama's so dumb that when she got kicked out of Hogwartz there weren't any memories to erase.
925Yo mamas so hairy that if she was the princess in Repunzel the prince would climb up her armpit hair.
926Yo mama's so ugly even Slenderman wasn't willing to take her face
927Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't have to get up to get the remote control. She has her own gravity pull.
929Yo mama's so ugly that the lumberjack chopped her
930Yo mama's so fat that people ask "when's the baby due?"
931Yo mama's so fat that I could still see her when she moved to the other side of the world.
932Apply cold water to burnt area, son
933Your mom's so fat that if you threw rocks at her they would revolve around her body.
934Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
935Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
936Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".
937Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
938You're so ugly that Bob the Builder looked at you and said I can't fix it
939You're lower than my sperm count!
940Your house is so holy cockroaches walk around with bibles
941Your breath kicks so hard you could score a goal
942You're so skinny you could do push-ups under the door
943Yeah, you fell straight from heaven... and landed on your face.
944You have taken more shots in ass than the flu.
945Want to go for a 10 mile run. Yeah around your mum.
946You're so fat you slept on the light bulb
947Who died and made you teacher?
948What's the difference between your mom and a blue whale? About ten pounds.
949What's the difference between your mom and a walrus? One has whiskers and smells like fish, and the other one's a walrus.
950You're gay. I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on.
951Yo mamma so poor people break in and leave money on the table
952Yo mammas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said error
953Dude, it isn't Halloween yet
954Do you need a license to be that ugly?
955If I ever need a brain transplant I'd choose yours... Because I would want a brain that hadn't been used before.
956You're so ugly it looks like you headbutted a belt sander.
957You know what is a big fail? Your dad's condom.
958I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you.
959What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mama.
960You're like a slinky. Both useless and fun to push done the stairs.
962I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but it seems you are hopelessly unarmed.
963Ok, I'll stop with the sex jokes. You won't get them anyway.
964Yo mamma so skinny that when she ate a Malteser it made her look pregnant
965Is that mercury, the planet closest to the sun or is it your mum
966You're so annoying, even the Annoying Orange would hate you.
967Your mom must really regret denying an abortion.
968Your teeth are like stars, so yellow and so wide apart
969You making my eyes water yo. You ugly.
970If I named the planets would any of them not be your fat ass family
971You've got a face only a mother could love, but she doesn't.
972Your mom so fat she has a gravitational pull to McDonald's
973You're so ugly that Elmo thinks you look like a monster
974It's people who look like you that make me feel jealous of those that are blind
975Shut up. Your face looks like a cow's ass. And believe me, it's a much more pleasant sight.
976You're so fat that when you cut yourself, gravy came out.
977You know what calenders have but you don't? A date.
978Yo teeth so yellow when you go to the bathroom to brush your teeth the toothbrush says he ain't pickin' me.
979Yo mama so old I tapped her and she fell into dust
980Yo mama so fat she thought Spongebob was a cartoon about cheese and started eating the TV
981Damn your funny, it's a shame looks aren't everything
982You're so dumb, if you stole another brain for yourself... nah, you still wouldn't know what to do with it.
983You're so fat, that when they took the measurements for your pants, it took up all the fabric in the world
984When I stepped on your door mat your mom said "Hey, I never gave you permission to go upstairs"
985We may be from apes, but you're from whales
986Every time there is an earthquake it's a sign that your mom is walking
987I thought of you today, I was in the Horror section.
988Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the pool the pool jumps out
989Yeah I'm fat, but I can solve my problems, you can't?
990Your butt is so big your fart causes global intoxication
991You should join the military... your face is a weapon of mass destruction
992You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor said “you have a beautiful… monkey”
993Who’s more manly, Madea or you?
994You're so stupid, when you turned 16 your parents bought you a skateboard and you cried because you thought it was a car
995The 360 in Xbox 360 came from yo mama's weight
996A 2 year old has a low level of understanding, just like you.
997You're straight as a roundabout.
998Look in the mirror, if you still have one
Aha I love my jokes
999What's with all the makeup did you escape college?
1000You were genetically engineered to be an idiot
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