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181Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off

That's absolutely horrible! It made me laugh so hard I was crying!

My friends dad owns a pizza shop ill try it on my friend laugh out loud and maybe my bro laugh out loud ty so much I have to use it

Horrible... I'll never look at pizza the same way again. But what kind of pizza, by the way? Or does it matter?

Lmao that is too funny I really like this one, it made me laugh just thinking bout it

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182If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly

183All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born

Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)

184If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

185You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

186You're gay

This is incredibly sexist and racist and all of the above

This is a crap one its not funny

187You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.

188I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.

I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.

This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

189You so ugly you cracked the universe in half

This doesn't make any sense

190Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

This one is good 😂

191You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

192I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

Very offensive to cat lovers

That's so sick,that is to totally out of the question mean!

193Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

194Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
195Your head's so big that it has its own postcode

Ugh, I'm gonna kill the person that made this joke 😖

196You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

I love this one, I'm gonna use it in my rival

197Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.

Haha laugh out loud

198Your Mum Is Like a Kit Kat 20 Pence a Finger

This makes no sense

199you're so fat the only letters you know is KFC

That's like the best insult to people who eat to much fast food

200You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it

This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

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