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101Yo mamma so dirty she makes mud look clean
102Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer.
103Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
104Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
105You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
106Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
107Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
108You have a face only a mother could love
109You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
110Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
111Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
112In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
113Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles
114By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
115My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
116Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
117You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
118I...... words can not express how much I hate you
119You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
120I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
121What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
122Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
123I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
124When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
125That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.
126About as sharp as a shoelace
127Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
128You're so poor that hobos think their rich
129Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
130You're the reason men beat their wives
131Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
132Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
133Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
134How much does your sister cost?
135You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
136If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
137You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
138Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
139Stupid, pathetic worm.
140You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
141I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
142You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
143Yeah you're special ... special needs
144You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
145You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
146If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
147If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
148take your mask off Halloween is not until October
149Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
150You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
151You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
152You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.
153Your parents are siblings
154You were adopted and never loved.
155I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
156Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia
157My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
158Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
159Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.
160You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you.
161You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
162I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
163Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
164I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
165I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
166Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
167You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
168I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
169When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
170Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
171Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
172So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
174Wise words. For an idiot at least.
175You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.
176With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
177Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
178If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
179All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
180If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
181Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
182Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
183Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?
184You're so fat you could roll to school
185Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
186I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
187You so ugly you cracked the universe in half
188Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
189You've got a face like a burst haggis
190If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
191There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?
192Go lay by your dish
193You're Michael Jackson gone wrong
194If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
195You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.
196You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
197If you were a million times smarter you would be dumber than an ant
198Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
199Your head's so big that it has its own postcode
200You are about as brilliant and sane as Tom Cruise
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