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101Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer. More comments about Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer.
102Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
103Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
104You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
105Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
106You have a face only a mother could love
107You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
108Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
109In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
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110Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles More comments about Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles
111Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
112My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
113You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
114I...... words can not express how much I hate you More comments about I...... words can not express how much I hate you
115By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
116You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
117I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there More comments about I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
118What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head More comments about What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
119Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was More comments about Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
120I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
121That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.
122About as sharp as a shoelace
123Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
124You're so poor that hobos think their rich
125When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
126Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
127You're the reason men beat their wives More comments about You're the reason men beat their wives
128Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
129You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
130If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
131Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
132Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down More comments about Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
133Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside. More comments about Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
134What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first? More comments about What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?
135You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
136How much does your sister cost?
137Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
138Stupid, pathetic worm.
139You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
140You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous More comments about You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
141I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier. More comments about I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
142You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
143If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
144If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
145take your mask off Halloween is not until October
146Yeah you're special ... special needs More comments about Yeah you're special ... special needs
147You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
148Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
149Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
150You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
151You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green More comments about You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
152You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.
153Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia
154Your parents are siblings
155You were adopted and never loved.
156I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass More comments about I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
157You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you. More comments about You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you.
158My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman.. More comments about My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
159Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
160I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
161Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.
162I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
163You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
164Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
165You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
166Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
167Wise words. For an idiot at least.
168I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
169You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.
170I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
171Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU More comments about Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
172Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
173So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me. More comments about So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
175If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
176With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
177Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
178If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
179All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
180Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
181Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
182Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?
183You're so fat you could roll to school
184Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl More comments about Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
185I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
186If you were a million times smarter you would be dumber than an ant
187You so ugly you cracked the universe in half
188When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
189Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
190You've got a face like a burst haggis
191If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
192There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?
193Go lay by your dish
194You're Michael Jackson gone wrong
195If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra? More comments about If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
196Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System
197You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.
198You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
199Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
200Your head's so big that it has its own postcode
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