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101You're so hairy you look like you have Bigfoot in a head lock
102Yo mamma so dirty she makes mud look clean
103You so ugly you made Frankenstein look dreamy
104Your mama is so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.
105Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
106Being smart is how you get around in life. Unless you don't even have one.
107If I were your mirror I would commit suicide
108Your So ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
109You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
110Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
111Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
112In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
113You have a face only a mother could love
114Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
115Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
116Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
117Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles
118You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
119I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
120I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
121Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
122By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
123I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
124My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
125Wow, I'm so sorry, i wish I could have helped you when that lion clawed your face to pieces, what, it didn't, I was gonna say, even a lion couldn't have done something as bad as that.
126My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
127You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
128Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
129You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
130I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
132What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
133About as sharp as a shoelace
134Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
135You're so poor that hobos think their rich
136When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
137Some people are just dumb. Take you for example!
138Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
139Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
140You're the reason men beat their wives
141Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
142Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
143You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
144How much does your sister cost?
145You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
146If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
147You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
148Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
149Have you been to the mall lately? They're selling lives, you should get one.
150Stupid, pathetic worm.
151You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
153Yeah you're special ... special needs
154I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
155If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
156take your mask off Halloween is not until October
157Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
158You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
159You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
160You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
161You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
162If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
163Your parents are siblings
164You were adopted and never loved.
165Your mom sent you back to the hospital for a refund.
166You're the reason why they created nuke... so they could kill the entire humanity and leave you and your ugly face alone.
167You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.
168Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia
169Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
170You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you.
171When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
172I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
173Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.
174Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
175I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
176I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
177You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
178Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
179You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
180I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
181Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
182Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
183So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
185What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.
186Wise words. For an idiot at least.
187Yo mama so poor and fat that when I dropped a penny, she ran after it and caused the formation of the Grand Canyon!
188You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.
189With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
190Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
191If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
192All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
193If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
194Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
195Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
196If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
197Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?
198Go lay by your dish
199You're so fat you could roll to school
200Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
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