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The Contenders: Page 2
101You have a face only a mother could love
102Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
103If you were a million times smarter you would be dumber than an ant
104I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
105You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
106Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
107In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
108I...... words can not express how much I hate you
109Who do you think is the best comedy team? ME? I think it's your parents....they made the biggest joke!
110My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
111You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
112You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
113I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
114When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
115Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
116About as sharp as a shoelace
117You're so poor that hobos think their rich
118Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off
119Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
120Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
121Your mom is so black, when she went to night school, they marked her absent
122What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
123You're the reason men beat their wives
124If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
125Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal
126You only annoy me when you're breathing.
127You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
128Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
129You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
130How much does your sister cost?
131Stupid, pathetic worm.
132Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
133What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?
134You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
135Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
136Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
137I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
138You're such a loser you could die playing Russian Roulette with a Nerf gun.
139You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
140If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
141If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
142You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
143take your mask off Halloween is not until October
144Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
145Yeah you're special ... special needs
146Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
147You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
148You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
149You were adopted and never loved.
150My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
151Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
152Your parents are siblings
153You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
154Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
155Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
156I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
157Wise words. For an idiot at least.
158I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
159You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
160Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
161So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
162I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
163You're so weird you're made of cotton.
164I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
165With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
166Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
167If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
168Your breath smells so bad people look forward to your fart
169Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
170Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
171By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
172Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
174All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
175I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
176You so ugly you cracked the universe in half
177Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
178When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
179If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
181You're so fat you could roll to school
182Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System
183You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.
184You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
185Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
186Your head's so big that it has its own postcode
187You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you
188You are about as brilliant and sane as Tom Cruise
189Your face looks like someone smashed a glass bottle on it then tried to pick out the pieces with a wooden spoon
190Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
191You've got a face like a burst haggis
192There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?
193You're Michael Jackson gone wrong
194If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
195You're such a... a... a word has yet to be invented to describe what you are. But you are one, and a big one at that.
196Why do you even get up in the morning?
197You've got more rolls then a bakery
198Yo mom's so easy a caveman can do her
199Your face my ass, what's the difference?
200Hey I'm here from the ugly face factory I'm here to get the face you stole... oh woops that must be your real face
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