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101You so ugly you made Frankenstein look dreamy
102Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer.
103Your So ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
104Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
105You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
106Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
107Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
108You have a face only a mother could love
109Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
110Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
111In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
113Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles
114You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
115Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
116Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
117You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
118I...... words can not express how much I hate you
119By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
120My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
121You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
122I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
123Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
124I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
125What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
126That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.
127About as sharp as a shoelace
128You're so poor that hobos think their rich
130When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
131Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
132You're the reason men beat their wives
133Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
134Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
135Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
136You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
137If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
138Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
139You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
140How much does your sister cost?
141Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
142You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
144I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
145You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
146Stupid, pathetic worm.
147Yeah you're special ... special needs
148You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
149If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
150If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
151take your mask off Halloween is not until October
152Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
153You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
154You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
155You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
156You were adopted and never loved.
157Your mom sent you back to the hospital for a refund.
158You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.
159Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia
160My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
161Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
162Your parents are siblings
163I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
164You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you.
165I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
166Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.
167I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
168You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
169Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
170You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
171When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
172Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
173Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
174So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
175Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
176What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.
177Wise words. For an idiot at least.
178I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
179You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.
180I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
181With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
182Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
183If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
185All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
186If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
187Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?
188Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
189Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
190You've got a face like a burst haggis
191Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
192If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
193There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?
194Go lay by your dish
195You're so fat you could roll to school
196You're Michael Jackson gone wrong
197If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
198Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
199You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
200I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
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