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101You're so hairy you look like you have Bigfoot in a head lock
102Yo mamma so dirty she makes mud look clean
103You so ugly you made Frankenstein look dreamy
104Your So ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
105Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
106If I were your mirror I would commit suicide
107You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
108Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
109Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
110You have a face only a mother could love
111Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
112Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
113In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
115Every time I look at you, I get 5 wrinkles
116You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
117I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
118Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
119By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
120My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
121Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
122You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
123You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
124I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
125Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
127I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
128What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
129That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.
130About as sharp as a shoelace
131Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
132You're so poor that hobos think their rich
133When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
134My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
135Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
136You're the reason men beat their wives
137Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
138Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
139Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
140How much does your sister cost?
141You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
142If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
143You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
144Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
145Stupid, pathetic worm.
146You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
148I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
149You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
150take your mask off Halloween is not until October
151Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
152Yeah you're special ... special needs
153You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
154You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
155If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
156If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
157You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
158You were adopted and never loved.
159You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
160Your mom sent you back to the hospital for a refund.
161You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.
162Your parents are siblings
163I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
164You're so slow that even the autistic kid didn't want to hang out with you.
165Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia
166Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
167I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
168Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.
169I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
170You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
171Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
172You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
173When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
174Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
175So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
176Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
177Wise words. For an idiot at least.
178I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
179You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.
180I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
181With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
182Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
183Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
184If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
186What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.
187If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
188All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
189Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
190Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
191You've got a face like a burst haggis
192Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
193If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
194Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?
195Go lay by your dish
196You're so fat you could roll to school
197You're Michael Jackson gone wrong
198If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
199Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
200You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
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