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The Contenders: Page 2
101Go away I was looking at something better than you
102"Dude you're fat" "It runs in the family" "Mate, no one runs in your family"
103Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer.
104Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!
105You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
106Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
107I saw you in a junkyard yesterday and told you to go home but you just stayed there
108Who do you think is the best comedy team? ME? I think it's your parents....they made the biggest joke!
109You have a face only a mother could love
110You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
111Your house; what happend to it? Was there a stampede of crapping zebras through this dump?
112If you were a million times smarter you would be dumber than an ant
113Do you know how old i am? Oh wait i forgot, you dont know how to count!
114Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized
115In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.
116My cancer just got cured! Thanks to your ugliness, Chuck Norris cried, and his tears touched me and cured my cancer!
117You're so lonely your wheelie bins go out more then you
118Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was
119You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!
120I...... words can not express how much I hate you
121Your mom is so black, when she went to night school, they marked her absent
122I read your story. I could pull a better plot out of my dead grandmother's butt.
123When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
124What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head
125That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.
126About as sharp as a shoelace
127Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off
128Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
129You're so poor that hobos think their rich
130Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
131Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.
132Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal
133You're the reason men beat their wives
134You so ugly your mom thought you were an octopus
135If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.
136Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
137You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long
138How much does your sister cost?
139Stupid, pathetic worm.
140You are so big that you should live on jupiter.
141Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.
142Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
143What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?
144You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous
145Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button
146I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.
147You know, your mom is a big liar. She said that she never makes the same mistake twice... then you brother was born
148You are the greatest accident mother nature has ever encountered
149If brains were made of gold, you and your family would be beggars.
150If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are.
151take your mask off Halloween is not until October
152Yeah you're special ... special needs
153Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck
154Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter
155You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green
156You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.
157You were adopted and never loved.
158Your parents are siblings
159My mother is more of a man then you. And she's a woman..
160Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
161I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
162Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you
163I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.
164I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
165You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter
166Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club
167You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish
168Wise words. For an idiot at least.
169I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
170Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU
171Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton
172So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
173You're so weird you're made of cotton.
174With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.
175Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
176If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
178If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.
179Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her
180By some strange chance, are your parents cousins?
181You're so fat you could roll to school
182Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
183All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
184I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.
185You so ugly you cracked the universe in half
186Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]
187When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police
188Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
189If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it
191If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?
192Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System
193You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.
194You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door
195Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
196Your head's so big that it has its own postcode
197You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you
198You are about as brilliant and sane as Tom Cruise
199Your face looks like someone smashed a glass bottle on it then tried to pick out the pieces with a wooden spoon
200You've got a face like a burst haggis
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