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181You was born on a motorway cause that's where most accidents happen

Better go get a firetruck, because you just got BURNED.
What a classic joke. I said that to my brother and he tried punching me. He hit me and then he sprained his wrist. Had a splint fo

"You was born on a motorway" or "You WERE born on a motorway"?... Funny joke though but I have to be fair.

It is basically like the other insult you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen otherwise really good insult

Retarded, they had one like this before just went like this, "you were born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen".

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182Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off

That's absolutely horrible! It made me laugh so hard I was crying!

Lmao that is too funny I really like this one, it made me laugh just thinking bout it

Horrible... I'll never look at pizza the same way again. But what kind of pizza, by the way? Or does it matter?

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183If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly

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184All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born

Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)

185If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

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186You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

187You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

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188You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.

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189I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.

I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.

This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

190You so ugly you cracked the universe in half

This doesn't make any sense

191Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
192Your head's so big that it has its own postcodeV1 Comment
193You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it

This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

That's mean it might have some one to kill themselfs because they think your serious

194"why don't you go to walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.

K mart is better than walmart I think

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195Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

To half of the people at my school

Lol that's funny this is the best one in read so far

I laughed at this one it's so good

I'll youse that to my nemesis.

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196In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.

Cancer is the most deadliest and the most dangerous diseases, a cure is less known and the survival rate is not yet guaranteed but being talked about being a cancer is the worst with people avoiding you - ronluna

Axl was talking about Slash who left Guns N Roses in 1997. Slash was known to use drugs like Duff and Izzy but he is the most addicted one. He is not using drugs anymore. - ronluna

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197Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

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198I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

Very offensive to cat lovers

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199Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

In loving memory of Fred weaselly who only died because rowling thought the shock factor would be good

Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

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200You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

I love this one, I'm gonna use it in my rival

This is so funny! I rate this top ten!

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

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