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181Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you

So basically your so ugly even a mother can't love that face

It doesn't take a genius to know why...

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182I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people.V2 Comments
183I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
184You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once said
You belong to a zoo
But don't worry
I'll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

You look good today. For a gorilla. Ohh

Roses are red violets are blue I got 5 fingers and the middle one is for u

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185Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club

The only good "your momma" joke ever made... Except maby one other

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186You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish

It actually is possible if you drag it back wards

Drowning a fish is impossible dumbass, fish use the water to process air. Are you that dumb. Pull a fish out of water it will suffocate.

My sister accidentally drowned her fish

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187You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.

God doesn't think anyone is ugly now if you change God to the doctor that would be funny

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188Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
189That wasn't a burn, that was a fact

Great using it soon as world war 7 starts

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190What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.

Best joke ever, another one is "what's the difference between you and an egg, the egg get's laid"

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191Wise words. For an idiot at least.V2 Comments
192Yo mama so poor and fat that when I dropped a penny, she ran after it and caused the formation of the Grand Canyon!
193Yo momma so fat, she filled in for Santa Claus last Christmas EveV1 Comment
194Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

That is AWESOME! I have to use that one!

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195Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter

Moses wouldn't lend money to a woman

Your momma is so old, she still has the blueprint to the wheel

That was a pretty sick quote right there. love it

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196Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.

You know, my life would have been much easier if your dad's condom didn't break

Funny, cause my mom took a crap yesterday and it looks like you're wearing it.

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197Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]

Awesome. Wow, I tried it on 5 people and they started to cry. Well, there's a lesson learned. Never tell a joke to kids who are complete crybabys.

Wow, I just found a ass who needs abortion. Well, there's a lesson learned. Always give bullies and trolls at least 3 or 5 abortions A DAY

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198I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.

What about I took a pic of. you and posted it on my dogs ass and it looked hotter

Used it on my ex friend she got s pissed off laugh out loud so worth it!

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199I wouldn't piss on you, even if you were on fire.

Haha this joke cracks me up gonna use it for annoying people on facebook

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200You was born on a motorway cause that's where most accidents happen

Better go get a firetruck, because you just got BURNED.
What a classic joke. I said that to my brother and he tried punching me. He hit me and then he sprained his wrist. Had a splint fo

"You was born on a motorway" or "You WERE born on a motorway"?... Funny joke though but I have to be fair.

It is basically like the other insult you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen otherwise really good insult

Retarded, they had one like this before just went like this, "you were born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen".

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

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