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181All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born

Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)

182If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

183You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

184I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.

I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.

This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

185You so ugly you cracked the universe in half

This doesn't make any sense

186In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.

Cancer is the most deadliest and the most dangerous diseases, a cure is less known and the survival rate is not yet guaranteed but being talked about being a cancer is the worst with people avoiding you - ronluna

Axl was talking about Slash who left Guns N Roses in 1997. Slash was known to use drugs like Duff and Izzy but he is the most addicted one. He is not using drugs anymore. - ronluna

That is a knockout joke

That is so offensive and sad :(

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187Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

This one is good 😂

188You're gay

This is a crap one its not funny

Gay isn't an insult.

This is incredibly sexist and racist and all of the above

189You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

190You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.

191I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

Very offensive to cat lovers

That's so sick,that is to totally out of the question mean!

192Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

Harry would die laughing.

193Your head's so big that it has its own orbit
194Your head's so big that it has its own postcode

Ugh, I'm gonna kill the person that made this joke 😖

195you're so fat the only letters you know is KFC

That's like the best insult to people who eat to much fast food

196You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it

This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

197You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

I love this one, I'm gonna use it in my rival

This is so funny! I rate this top ten!

198Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.

Haha laugh out loud

199Your Mum Is Like a Kit Kat 20 Pence a Finger

This makes no sense

200Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

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