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This made me legitimately laugh out loud
I did the same thing to the girl I like and she broke up with him and came with me! -if you think that's mean the guy was a huge bully at my school
I said this to my friend and he sucker punched me and then he throat jabbed me then he thought about it and started laughing like hell
LOL! this made me laugh so hard like I'm so voting for this!V26 Comments
This is awesome, I could use this on my friend who always uses these types of jokes on me, I'm probably gonna get slapped for it though.
Your mamas so fat she needs a map to fine her aas!V1 Comment
This is just pain funny! It should definitely be higher up the list. I'm definitely using this one!
Laugh out loud wow that's good I've used this one a lot already when this really annoying girl was trying to run our project for school but we said no so when she kept talking about her ideas only I said this
How is this only number 408? That's absolutely unbelievable! I absolutely laughed out loud when I heard it. So to-the-point and cool at same time.
Dawn that is just DAWN that's so bad assV12 Comments
Funny used it on my brother he crack up even though he's not fat
Best I've ever seen, used it on the class bully, he didn't talk to me for the whole school year.
This is a funny and good insult more please;) x
Burn for a bitchy girl is so gonna say this to someone
Oh my god is a classic and one of the best insults that I have read here it would have been better something like a prostitute or whore or words like that at the ending of the insult
That's great for a guy to say to a chick that pisses him off. Thanks this will be used a lot.
That's not right just plain abuseV6 Comments
There was one where it said "Were you born on the highway, because that's where a lot of accidents happen" It seems rude but, if your gonna insult someone after they insulted you, I'd say it would be pretty good. Especially if what they said was super offensive to you.V2 Comments
This is just hilarious! I should really use this to someone who post their pictures on the Internet and claim that they're "ugly" to the fact that they want everyone to go like "Ohh no. Deary.. You're cute". Bleh.
I have been told this and the person was serious.. And it is true.. I am hideous. I like the saying anyway. Totally indicative of what I look like.
This is awesome dude I'm was plannig on doing a insult contest with my sister on my side and my enemys on the other laugh out loud ah I can't wait were totally gonna win with all the insults I copied down
Ridiculously funnyV2 Comments
Oh my god! I was laughing so much that before I said it to my enemy, I started crying with laughter and when I said it every was! Even my enemy laughed!
This should be"you got burned so hard your face looks like
Darth Vaders." laugh out loud I'm a star wars nerd.
THIS IS AWESOME I am so gonna use this on my enemy I'm just ROFLing thinking about it
This is a dumbass joke! The only person who is dumb is the writer who wrote it.
Just... Amazing. Will use this one more often.
That's one of the bestV3 Comments
So basically your so ugly even a mother can't love that face
It doesn't take a genius to know why...V3 Comments
The one about the middle finger has been said already
THIS IS EPIC!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once said
You belong to a zoo
But don't worry
I'll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you
You look good today. For a gorilla. Ohh
Love the zoo commentV2 Comments
The only good "your momma" joke ever made... Except maby one otherV3 Comments
It actually is possible if you drag it back wards
Drowning a fish is impossible dumbass, fish use the water to process air. Are you that dumb. Pull a fish out of water it will suffocate.
My sister accidentally drowned her fishV4 Comments
God doesn't think anyone is ugly now if you change God to the doctor that would be funnyV6 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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