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181Yo mama so poor and fat that when I dropped a penny, she ran after it and caused the formation of the Grand Canyon!
182You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.

God doesn't think anyone is ugly now if you change God to the doctor that would be funny

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183Yo momma so fat, when her water broke she created the Pacific Ocean.

This kinda makes me not wanting to go swimming EVER again.

Haha this is really funny no lies

Why people making this when they could of said boy... yo momma so big when she sat in the toilet the ambulance had to call hulk to get her out the earth and hulk still couldn't do it

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184Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

That is AWESOME! I have to use that one!

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185Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.

You know, my life would have been much easier if your dad's condom didn't break

Funny, cause my mom took a crap yesterday and it looks like you're wearing it.

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186I wouldn't piss on you, even if you were on fire.

Haha this joke cracks me up gonna use it for annoying people on facebook

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187I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.

What about I took a pic of. you and posted it on my dogs ass and it looked hotter

Used it on my ex friend she got s pissed off laugh out loud so worth it!

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188Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]

Awesome. Wow, I tried it on 5 people and they started to cry. Well, there's a lesson learned. Never tell a joke to kids who are complete crybabys.

Wow, I just found a ass who needs abortion. Well, there's a lesson learned. Always give bullies and trolls at least 3 or 5 abortions A DAY

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189Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

So cool I like it because I've just heard it also the ones I've heard are in here and I've used them and the person I say them to their mouth is shut

Even Google doesn't know everything. I would've said: Unless your name is God, stop acting like you know everything.

Ok this is good. who is with me? I'll definitely use this on my know it all friend!

Tell that to damien sandow

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190You was born on a motorway cause that's where most accidents happen

Better go get a firetruck, because you just got BURNED.
What a classic joke. I said that to my brother and he tried punching me. He hit me and then he sprained his wrist. Had a splint fo

"You was born on a motorway" or "You WERE born on a motorway"?... Funny joke though but I have to be fair.

It is basically like the other insult you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen otherwise really good insult

Retarded, they had one like this before just went like this, "you were born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen".

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191Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.

Oh my god, this is so hurtful laugh out loud
I'm definitely using this for sure

Awesome joke! Ignore the haters who say cancer is bad!

No...don't joke about cancer that is horrible. You don't know what cancer is like, you've never had it, becuase if you did you would never want someone else to experience the same torture as you had been through. Dislike from me.

192Your face looks like a pizza with the cheese ripped off

That's absolutely horrible! It made me laugh so hard I was crying!

Lmao that is too funny I really like this one, it made me laugh just thinking bout it

Horrible... I'll never look at pizza the same way again. But what kind of pizza, by the way? Or does it matter?

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193(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back
194If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly

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195If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

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196All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born

Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)

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197You're gay

If anyone ever votes for this, I will personally hunt them down because of how HORRIBLE it is.

Gay can mean Happy as well. Gay is not an insult really. If anything than it's a minor insult if you're saying it to hurt the person who is and you're making fun. In other words your an ass about it.


Gay isn't an insult.

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198You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

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199Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

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200You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

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