Best Jokes of All TimeSmoothCriminal
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Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid
Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.
It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson2000
This is the worst joke I have ever heardV6 Comments
That is the funniest one. It should be first.
I hate this one. There r beautiful women everywhere
Excuse me I am a woman and it should be about men
Haha this one's funnyV5 Comments
I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco
Man, this joke is bad. It's offensive. - Animefan12V3 Comments
because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal
That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal
Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12V1 Comment
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1
Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!
This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille
Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.V3 Comments
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :P
Boooringg! That's the most typical thing in the world. Its more of a fact than a joke.V3 Comments
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12
Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!V1 Comment
Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.V2 Comments
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.
It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke
How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12
What the... That doesn't even make sense.V1 Comment
Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.
If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12
Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.
Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal
Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12
Correction: what makes a pitter-pattering noise? A spider with a plaster on.
What's make a pitter-pattering noise? A spider with a plaster on.V3 Comments
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2. Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
3. Come to the nerd side... We have pi
2. My papa got stung from a bee and the bee said 'buzz kill' and my father thought he'd die from that bee sting.
3. She wants the direct.
2. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback/quarter back!
3. What did the crop say to the farmer? Why are you always picking on me?
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