Best Jokes of All Time

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1
Yo mama so stupid when she got fired she set herself on fire

2Kid: do u have a P.S.P.?, Kid2: yes, Kid3: haha you have a Pretty Small Penis
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
LOL Nice xD haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!

3Come to the Darkside... We Have Cookies!!
Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid
It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better.

LokiLaufeyson2000

lmao... that's why anikon went to the darkside, lmao

SmoothCriminal

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4When life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki

5Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies

6Kid: Mom I'm on Coke.. Mom: OMG how dare you?, you little.. Kid: and PEPSI!!!
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P

booklover1


7A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells You should have been here at 8:30! he replies: Why? What happened at 8:30?

8How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
With a babies penis

9Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

because there's 20 of them, hehehehe

SmoothCriminal

That's just sick, but funny, lol

SmoothCriminal


10Yo mama so fat, she takes up space

The Contenders

11Your mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

12Why does Mr. McMahon have to go to heaven?
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.
Cos he has no chance in HELL

SmoothCriminal


13The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking, hehehe

14I know Victoria's secret and it ain't pretty.

15Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
You am no real super sand... Aahh

16Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

17Yo mama so stupid she she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power
My favourite yo mama joke.

DunnaNunnaBatman


18What's the difference between a mole and an eagle. They both live underground, except for the eagle.

19Yo mama so fat she has her own website

20Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!

21What do you call a baby with no arms, no legs and floating in the ocean? Answer: F****d!

Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!


22Come to the nerd side... We have pi
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.
Put that on a shirt

PositronWildhawk


23How many babies does it take to make a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!

24Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma

25Q. Whats red and smells of blue paint A. Red paint

26Why did Sally fall off of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SALLY.

27What's green and dangerous? A frog with a gun

28What is a cow's favorite sandwich? A peanut utter sandwich

29Dyslexic man walks into a bra

30Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit on Earth

31Yo momma is so fat and stupid, after I told her "it's chilly outside" she ran out the door with a bowl and spoon screaming, "wheres the chili?!?"

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This list was created 3 years, 171 days ago and has been voted on over 200 times. This top ten list has been remixed 2 times.

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