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1Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
2Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
3Come to the nerd side... We have pi
4Come to the Darkside... We Have Cookies!!
5Yo mama so fat, she takes up space
6How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
7What's the difference between a mole and an eagle. They both live underground, except for the eagle.
8Kid: Mom I'm on Coke.. Mom: OMG how dare you?, you little.. Kid: and PEPSI!!!
9What's green and dangerous? A frog with a gun
10Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
11Kid: do u have a P.S.P.?, Kid2: yes, Kid3: haha you have a Pretty Small Penis
12Why does Mr. McMahon have to go to heaven?
13Yo mama so stupid when she got fired she set herself on fire
14Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it.
15My papa got stung from a bee and the bee said 'buzz kill' and my father thought he'd die from that bee sting.
16A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells You should have been here at 8:30! he replies: Why? What happened at 8:30?
17Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
18The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking, hehehe
19Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
22Yo mama so stupid she she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power
23Yo mama so fat she has her own website
24What do you call a baby with no arms, no legs and floating in the ocean? Answer: F****d!
25How many babies does it take to make a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
26Q. Whats red and smells of blue paint A. Red paint
27Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
28Why did Sally fall off of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SALLY.
29Your mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
30I know Victoria's secret and it ain't pretty.
31What is a cow's favorite sandwich? A peanut utter sandwich
32Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit on Earth
33Q: Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls using a pitchfork.
34Yo mama so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob
35Person 1: Knock Knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Britney Spears. Person 2: Britney Spears who? Person 1: Britney Spears... Person 2: ? Person 1: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
36A horse walks into a bar. 5 men see the risk associated with this situation and quickly leave.
37An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
38Dyslexic man walks into a bra
39Yo momma is so fat and stupid, after I told her "it's chilly outside" she ran out the door with a bowl and spoon screaming, "wheres the chili?!?"
40Fat kid tells Skinny kid to eat. Skinny kid said "You eat. Ops sorry on second thought don't eat."
41When I watch movies, when people go underwater, I hold my breath to see what it's like for them. I nearly died in Finding Nemo.
42Have you seen the movie constipated ? No. It hasn't came out yet!
43What sport do boxes play? Boxing
44Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 11. One to screw it in and 10 to take 200 photos of it for Facebook.
45What has 1 foot? A leg!
46When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes
48A horse walks up to a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?'. The horse, unable to comprehend the complexity of the situation, promptly craps everywhere.
49A man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.
50What asks but never answers? An owl
51How far can you run into the woods?
52What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
53When life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki
54When life throws you Loki, Throw him back and demand Thor
55Man in a bra says, "I am not gay. I am a gay drag queen."
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