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1Yo mama so stupid when she got fired she set herself on fire
2Kid: do u have a P.S.P.?, Kid2: yes, Kid3: haha you have a Pretty Small Penis
3Come to the Darkside... We Have Cookies!!
4When life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki
5Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
6Kid: Mom I'm on Coke.. Mom: OMG how dare you?, you little.. Kid: and PEPSI!!!
7A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells You should have been here at 8:30! he replies: Why? What happened at 8:30?
8How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
9Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
10Yo mama so fat, she takes up space
11Your mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
12Why does Mr. McMahon have to go to heaven?
13The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking, hehehe
14I know Victoria's secret and it ain't pretty.
15Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
16Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
17Yo mama so stupid she she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power
18What's the difference between a mole and an eagle. They both live underground, except for the eagle.
19Yo mama so fat she has her own website
20Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
21What do you call a baby with no arms, no legs and floating in the ocean? Answer: F****d!
22Come to the nerd side... We have pi
23How many babies does it take to make a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
24Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
25Q. Whats red and smells of blue paint A. Red paint
26Why did Sally fall off of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SALLY.
27What's green and dangerous? A frog with a gun
28What is a cow's favorite sandwich? A peanut utter sandwich
29Dyslexic man walks into a bra
30Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit on Earth
31Yo momma is so fat and stupid, after I told her "it's chilly outside" she ran out the door with a bowl and spoon screaming, "wheres the chili?!?"
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