Best Jokes of All Time
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1Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
2Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
3Come to the nerd side... We have pi
4Come to the Darkside... We Have Cookies!!
5Yo mama so fat, she takes up space
6How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
7What's the difference between a mole and an eagle. They both live underground, except for the eagle.
8Kid: Mom I'm on Coke.. Mom: OMG how dare you?, you little.. Kid: and PEPSI!!!
9Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
10What's green and dangerous? A frog with a gun
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11Kid: do u have a P.S.P.?, Kid2: yes, Kid3: haha you have a Pretty Small Penis
12Why does Mr. McMahon have to go to heaven?
13Yo mama so stupid when she got fired she set herself on fire
14Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it.
15My papa got stung from a bee and the bee said 'buzz kill' and my father thought he'd die from that bee sting.
16A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells You should have been here at 8:30! he replies: Why? What happened at 8:30?
17The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking, hehehe
18Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
19Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
20Yo mama so stupid she she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power
21She wants the direct.
22I wub u.
23Yo mama so fat she has her own website
24What do you call a baby with no arms, no legs and floating in the ocean? Answer: F****d!
25How many babies does it take to make a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
26Q. Whats red and smells of blue paint A. Red paint
27Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
28Why did Sally fall off of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SALLY.
29Your mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
30I know Victoria's secret and it ain't pretty.
31What is a cow's favorite sandwich? A peanut utter sandwich
32Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit on Earth
33Yo mama so stupid she went to the ocean floor with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob
34Person 1: Knock Knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Britney Spears. Person 2: Britney Spears who? Person 1: Britney Spears... Person 2: ? Person 1: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
35A horse walks into a bar. 5 men see the risk associated with this situation and quickly leave.
36Dyslexic man walks into a bra
37Yo momma is so fat and stupid, after I told her "it's chilly outside" she ran out the door with a bowl and spoon screaming, "wheres the chili?!?"
38Fat kid tells Skinny kid to eat. Skinny kid said "You eat. Ops sorry on second thought don't eat."
39Q: Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls using a pitchfork.
40When I watch movies, when people go underwater, I hold my breath to see what it's like for them. I nearly died in Finding Nemo.
41Have you seen the movie constipated ? No. It hasn't came out yet!
42What sport do boxes play? Boxing
43Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 11. One to screw it in and 10 to take 200 photos of it for Facebook.
44What has 1 foot? A leg!
45When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes
46What's 9+10? uh 21
47A horse walks up to a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?'. The horse, unable to comprehend the complexity of the situation, promptly craps everywhere.
48When life throws you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki
49When life throws you Loki, Throw him back and demand Thor
50Man in a bra says, "I am not gay. I am a gay drag queen."
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Updated Sunday, February 01, 2015
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