Best Jokes of All TimeSmoothCriminal
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Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid
Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.
It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson2000
Yeah, I agree I've either heard all these jokes before or there just plain rubbish.V7 Comments
I hate this one. There r beautiful women everywhere
It is not funny at al
That is the funniest one. It should be first.
What the heck is this suppose to mean - iiwrekyV7 Comments
This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.
Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.
Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.
Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to... - DapperPickle
because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal
That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal
Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12
I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco
With a babies penis
Man, this joke is bad. It's offensive. - Animefan12
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1
Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!
This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Put that on a shirt - PositronWildhawk
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.
I'm hungry, but don't rush me :PV6 Comments
It's so lame that its funny
So dumb but funny
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :PV4 Comments
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12
Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss... !
Yo mama yo mama sucks
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.
Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.
It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke
How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12
What the... That doesn't even make sense.V4 Comments
Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.
If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12
Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12
Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate
You am no real super sand
Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12
Is this an anti-joke?
Correction: what makes a pitter-pattering noise? A spider with a plaster on.V4 Comments
Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12
And sleeping with my eyes open haha.
Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...
Well, it's just the classic, isn't it?
I don't know why but that was funny, even though iv heard it about 1,000,000 times - New_ZealandFTW
Ha ha! This is nice! - Animefan12
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