Best Lies Parents Tell Their KidsDon't you love the lies we tell our kids! I do. Here are some of my favorites that I was told in my youth. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.
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1There is a Santa Claus
2We love each of you children equally
3Don't cross your eyes or else they will get stuck
I thought this was true until about ten seconds ago! Well I feel stupid...
4Don't masterbate or you'll go blind
5Don't pee in the pool or a red ring of ink will surround you
6Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth
7You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat
8Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.
9Men don't cry
10This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you
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11They have eyes in the back of their heads
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