Best Money Insults

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The Top Ten

If you had a dollar for every time you used your mind, you couldn't afford Dollar Tree
Cruel, using this on my enimies.

2Sorry, you need a buck for this lollipop, I don't care if it's your life savings
That's cruel. Except that don't use this on me. I've plenty of bucks.


3You're so poor you went to a wishing well and threw in an IOU

4Give me a buck and I will give you a brain

5I bet you a cent you can't run to the stop sign and back, oh you don't have enough money to pay me, meh

6Hey I got you your first job, happy 70th birthday!

7Money money money, if only you knew what I was talking about

8Yo mommas so fat, she has as many chins as Donald Trump has dollars

9Here I got you a check, for $0.00

10I won the bet, now where's the IOU

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