Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas

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1
Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
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2Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
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3Claim that you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.
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4"Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" Super fast and peppy
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge

Norrisofchuck

It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
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5Why did you hang up on me?
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
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6Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
Asked my mom this she say she's at the hospital then laugh her butt off at me while I'm appologising
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
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7Tell them they are the weakest link, and then hang up
You: You are the weakest link. <hang up>
Person: What?
That would be VERY confusing for the victim. It's also SUPER RANDOM!
By the way, if you are reading this, you are the weakest link.
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
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8Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
No.
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on.

VADERtheIMPALER

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9Ask is your refigerator running? Yes, Well you better go and catch it
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it
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10Call someone and ask them "where do babies come from?"
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
I always use this one. It is so hilarious!
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11"Hey, it's Jennifer..i left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks."
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!
Phoned the girl 11 times loved it! Kirsty x
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12Call a random person then say did you order any (random food)
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Oldest 1 in the book

13Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese, while selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem, then sell cheese again.
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!

14Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!

Person:...

Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!

15Call a random number and ask if you left your clothers in their bedroom
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.

16Prank a friend by saying, "You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now would you like me to pick some up for you?"
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
Super funny
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her

17"Hi this is Radio Disney,you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium) You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? Then hang up.
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
This is real funny to do I did something like this 2 my friend and she thought it was real!
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18Call a beauty salon and ask can I buy 2 crates of lip stick because I want to smother it all over my lips and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
I tried this on a local business and they said I had to make a special order!
Nice! So funny, especially the "uggh" part!
Laugh out loud I need to try this
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19Call a resturant that does not serve American food and file a complaint that they do not serve American food.
Love it laugh out loud

20Call some random guys house if a woman answers say I'm looking for (enter a guys name) to confide that I got aids when we had sex
Hahah laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I wanna so do this one
That is not funny you can ruined relationship and marriage is like thatthink before you post!

21I have your shipment of weed, where do you want it delivered?
This is absolutely hilarious. Just call a random person ask them where to deliver the weed and they freak out. I called a random person and a little girl answered the phone and she was screaming "mommy, mommy mommy, there's a guy on the phone and wants to know where to put the weed. " The mom was like what. And then the little girl asked the mom "what is weed" lmfao
Laugh out loud I CALLED THIS PERSON I SAID IT THEY WAS LIKE WHAT WEED! THEY WERE SCARED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
Funny did it to a little kid started screaming I don't want weed then he started crying laugh out loud
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22Call McDonald's and ask for a sad meal
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
I am so going to do that
But where can I find the mcdonalds phone number..
Laugh out loud
This is so funny!
Them: Hello?
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
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23Call a boy and tell him you're pregnant with his child
So funny! Say this
Me: honey hmm I'm pregnant don't just don't get man I want to keep it
Them: wait umm you have the ----
Me: aren't YOU HAPPY FOR US!
Mkay bye :D
I do this all the time. It's best if you add in some years.
That would be so hilarious. Totally doing this at my sleepover this weekend!
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24Call Dominos and Ask the Phone Number of Pizza Hut
This was so funny, I nearly pissed myself, do it do it do it!
My dad works for dominos and when I did this he answered and when he got home he told me about it and I started laughing and he realized it was MEEE!

CodaMarie

This was so funny! We had like a full conversation too. Lmfao hilarious!
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25Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny
If you call this number in my town it plays the song!
Dude I see you posting this number everywhere but you literally NEVER put the area code!
K I need the area code it wont let me call her
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26Call a random person, then say "I hid the body. Who is the next victim?"
Then when the person says"I think you got the wrong number" hang up.

Call back 2 minutes later and say " Heather, I accidently called the wrong number about the body! "
Yes I would I love prank calling the numbers real numbers
Laugh out loud so funny/scary!
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27(In sexy voice) "Why didn't you go harder last night"
That is funny. It works well.. His reaction was than come back tonight for more than he gave me a reaction that was actually come now. Laugh out loud
It work like really I love this joke use it
This is funny. but I would never have the guts to do that.
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28Call a convenience store and ask if they have cotton balls, if they say yes, ask them if they tickle when they walk
Did this to a CVS and the lady said if she could put me on hold becuse their was other peopke on the line.
I tried this on Walmart... Was dying the lady was like what... ?
So AWESOME I called boots at the woman told me to hold on a moment to check, came back after a minute and told me they had big balls of cotton, I could hardly say does it tickle when you walk?

29Call a random number and say in an accent "Hello this is Martinez, would you like to buy a penguin named Pablo?"
Great! I tried this once and the guy played along and said yes and that he had been looking for a penguin named Pablo!
Thanks I will try this I'm really good at making fun of accents and people
This is what I will try
My friend laughed and laughed!
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30Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask Who is this? or something similar, and then yell THIS IS SPARTA!
I tried this one a few minutes ago! It's the best! The person was totally confused!
Lmao, I'm so doing this one at my next slumber party. This is a funny one.
This one was the best! Definitely worth every second!
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31Call McDonalds and ask if they have Jack in the Box's phone number
Laugh out loud the was like pissed off

32Hi this is Sarah from Victoria's Secret, your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up, along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.
My friend and I had actually used this situation in prank calls often, in which one victim was furious after finding out the news. And actually shouted at her 20 year old daughter, suspecting that she ordered the items.

It's the best. You need to try this.
❤ - K
This is brilliant! Used it on my boyfriend, he freaked out. He was like what?! Then I told him it was me, he reaction was hilarious!
Laugh out loud so funny I am going to try this next time I prank call someone
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33"Burt, Burt they know what we did. And now they're after me. Wait is this Burt? You gave me this number what did you do with Burt? Don't lie to me. When you talk to him, tell him he owes child support."
This one is awesome

34Tell them that you are in need of help and when they ask you where you are say behind you
LMAO! This is so funny! We called multiple people, funny every time!
Me: "Help me! I don't know what happened! I'm dying! "
Them: What?! Wait! Where are you! "
Me: *Creepy voice* "Behind you."
The person was like "F***! " In the phone, and Then the person hung up!
HILARIOUS!

35Call a random number and yell 'you fail'
Ha! I tried this on My Grandma!
It is so hilariuos and so my humor! Just imagining the look on that persons face.

36Call a random number and say "Hello thanks for calling Joe's Strippers, when you got the dough, we got the hoe"
I actually called a strip club... Whoops
I did this to my friend and her phone was on speaker. Her mom heard and said that if she didn't find out who it was she was gonna call the cops
Best one ever I called my uncule and hey said how much and I hanged upLOL
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37Call someone in an English accent and say "go check on your dog, quick quick quick, some dude is trying to eat it"
Haha so funny and people usually listen to British people

38Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell eggrolls! $20 for one egg roll! Eggrolls! eggrolls! You buy eggroll or we hunt you down!"
Laugh out loud me and my bff tried this and it was so so so funny!
You could also say "Or we get the NINJAS! "
Oh my God hilarious!

istooduptoabully


39Call someone and ask "will you marry me?"
This is Hilarious! I did it and gave this whole inspirational speech about how much I loved my girlfriend and then I proposed in the end! The guy on the other end of the line said " Sounds good to me but I am also a guy. " it was so funny!
Before you say that say "Sorry the line brpke up"

VideoGameTiger


40Say in a sexy voice; "Hi this is Tanya I had a great time last night. Wanna go again?"
Haha got a lot of peep in that one, so funny, lmfao
I tried this and she said sure an she told me to meet her In person now we are best friends I explained the whole thing to her laugh out loud

41Call someone and ask do you shave down there?
Laugh out loud this is jokes hahhaha

42Call Walmart and say "I lost my pet grasshopper if you find it just throw it outside"
Hha I tried this one and this is how it went:
Me: I lost my pet grasshopper can you help me find it?
Random: umm I think you have the wrong number.
Me: WHAT! ( out) your not going to help me find mr jumpy my grasshopper? (I added crying)
Random: no.
Me: well it's really nice of you, you big meanie!
The random got really pissed then hanged up

43Call a random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.

44Call a Baby Sitter and Say Have You Checked On the Children
Haha Yes! That is such a good idea! It only works if they have seen When a stranger calls - (the movie) Or you could watch it with them before they go and babysit, so you will definitely know. Also you could get the kids parents in on the prank and ask them for their home number, and get them to call the person who is being pranked, and get them to tell him/her where the kids beds are and/or something like that!
Phone from inside their house or use a pay phone
I got this idea from when a stranger calls
Wow this is hilarious I will use it next time. :) just genius overall laugh out loud
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45Call Walmart and ask if they have condoms that are big enough for me.

46I'm stuck in the bathroom near the back of the store could you please come and help? Oh and bring toilet paper.
Laugh out loud that was funny lmao

47Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGERS GOING COLD"
Good one. Check out MrSmileysPranks
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I tried once I was actully stuck and had a cheeseburgers

48Call Wal-mart and ask for 50 pounds of mustard
Laugh out loud he said it has ten dollars

49Call target and push button for store operator. When they answer go like "BULLSEYE!!!" And than hang up

50Call someone and say you are the chosen one
Ahhaha I used this! It was so funny because they where very religious and stuff and yer! Have to try
Laugh out loud I gate
Laugh out loud hilarious I said that once and the person went insane! Yelling I'm the chosen one I'm the chosen one! '

51Call and yell "You have no proof. You can NOT prove that I did that! NO PROOF" then hang up.
If they ask what happened say in a panicked voice "I've said too much! They might be listening! " and then hang up.
Really funny, me and my friend are cracking up
I am so gonna do this with my friend tonight.

52Say "can I ask you a song I know the tune not the song" in a arab accent, then hum the song in a arab accent to make it sound like a arab song
This is hilarious, use commonly known songs and act dumbfounded at the end
Nice one... this is too funny!

53Call a bar and tell them you left your thong in their men's restroom
HILARIOUSLY GOOD! TOTALLY WORKS!

54Muffle your voice
Call someone you know, but stuff a load of food in your mouth first, and ask if MFFUDFUF (their name) is there. See how long it is before they work out that it's you, or how long it is before they hang up.
It will be if you had your hand on your mouth when you are calling someone

55Call State Farm to insure a car and see how long it takes them to realize you're trying to insure the Batmobile
What, just because they're on rural estate they don't know most of the media?!

56Call a random person and ask for their gender then say my computer say's no?
! I love little Britain! I tried it on my friend. So she said female and I said computer says no. So she said oh then can I be a transvestite! 😂😂😂😂😂
AWESOME LOVE LITTLE BRITTEN

57Call a fish shop and say 'I bought a fish and it's on its period' then go on about how you want your money back
A little kid answered and told his mom he was scared! Lmfao
I tried this on two pet shops. The first one was Pet Smart, and they tried to calm me down ( I started hiding my laughter by crying) and they didn't believe me. Then my friend pretneded to be my mom. It was hilarioius!

58Call someone and ask them why there is someone else under their bed.
HILARIOUS! This would totally freak me out! I probably wouldn't go to sleep that night. I would be too busy searching under my bed and probably the whole house!
Oh my god this is genius! I bet if someone did this to me I would spend the next hour searching every corner of my house.

59Call a Man and Tell Him and Convince Him You Are His Baby Mama

60If you have friends over take turns calling the same number asking for Jeremy
Have the last person pretend to be jeremy

61Call a random number and say "I have no friends. Will you be my friend?"
Called taco bell with this and they said they couldn't help me with that and they hung up. Dying laughing afterwards.
LMAO! I LOVE IT! HAVE TO TRY IT!

62OMG why did you do that last night!
Ok so call someone and ask them why they didn't have sex with you like they said they would?...
Then when they ask who you are tell them you are the girl/guy from there dreams...
Me and my friend did this one and she got really confused so we hung up! Lollololololololol! For all of the prank callers out there, I suggest to do this one!

63In a Chinese accent call and say hello this is (some random name) at your local CVS pharmacy. We just wanted to remind you to pick up your pimple cream.
This was so funny

64Call a random number and say "Raymona's bakery, we bake cakes, pies, brownies cookies, cinnamon rolls, you name it, we bake it!"
Here is a good one say bobs dog groomers if you're dog is durty well make em purty

65Call a random number and say "Hey mom, it's (Your name)! Are we still going out for Taco Bell tonight?"
Call McDonalds and do that.

66Call a random person and say "I like the way you're chewing your gum"
ERHMAHGERD! Laugh out loud

67Call someone and ask him/her about their baby penguins
I Did this it was hilarious they were like who is this the I hang up!

68Call a random number and ask do you have a large variety of chapsticks
If they say chapsticks? Then say yes the sticks on your lips
You got that off a YouTube video what
Someone stole that from rymcast

69Call a random person and say that your friends in your head told you to call this number
I did this with my friends and the person freaked out and offered us the number to his wife's therapist.

70Call your guy friend under unknown caller and say hey... I got bad news... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours.
I tried that and he almost made me have sex with him
Laugh out loud he actually fell for it
I think it is not really that funny

71Call K-Mart and ask them what their biggest bra size is and when they give you the answer say in a fat accent "aww man! That's not big enough "
Laugh out loud I need to try that
Laugh out loud amazing 😝
I tried this and they called me fat and stupid
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72Call a random number and start singing the "Campfire Song Song"
Me and my friend did this in school once. Just got up and sang it. Hilarious

73Call McDonald's and tell them you bought a (insert something here) and they gave like 200 change back
Laugh out loud I DID THAT, I BOUGHT 50 BIG MACS AND THE CASHIER GAVE ME A CHECK TO THE BANK FOR $130.99. for change.

74Call someone and go " Mum I left my ............. At home what should I do?" They will then probably go "It's not your Mum i think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where is she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry"
Call someone and go " Mum I left my... At home what should I do? " They will then probrably go "Its not your Mum I think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where I she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry" Just go mental saying that they should have looked after her better! Laugh out loud so funny

75Call a McDonalds and ask for a salad without the green stuff. They will then try to convince you that they can't do it and then threaten them by asking what the number is for Burger King...
Try it the other way around, call burger king and ask them the question then when they say no, say what your motto is have it your way this is an out rage I DEMAND the phone number to McDonald's.
Ahahaaha I did this with a friend and she said 'what how can I sell you a salad without the green stuff you moron ahahaa I replied with wait till I tell your boss what you said about me she started to sob an nearly crying saying don't il lose my job ahahaahahaahah lololololol
We don't have a Burger King so this should be good...

76Call a friend, say "I found the key" and then hang up
Haha! This was funny!

77Call a pizza place that does delivery, ask a normal question about a pizza, then say "Wait a minute, I know your voice, what's your name?" And when they tell you their name say "(Insert name) its been so long! Don't you remember me?"
We went to bed wetters camp together last year! " And continue saying things like "You told me that your mom had to give you special sheets and that you find it incredibly difficult to get adult diapers! " Then order a pizza and don't give your adrress and hang up.

78Call some random guy and tell him he isn't worthy of you anymore. Say a random male's name, when he tries to convince you it's not him, you rage completely.
Did this one time, the guy was like no I'm not Tyler and tried to save our relationship.
Hilarious!

79Call someone in the middle of the day and ask for their husband/wife and if they say that they're not home tell them that they're at the strip club in Las Vegas

80Call a random number and ask them do you know where I can buy some fake blood
Haha it really work try it!

81Call Pizza Hut and ask if their pizza has the "Domino" effect on its customers. Then hang up.
I called and their like no so I asked for dominos number

82Mom! You left me at JC Penneys! Don't you remember?!
I did this then the person actually offered to pick me up. I was like ah hell na

83Call a random number and say " Hello, Life Alert! I've fallen and i can't get up"
I just did this and the people that I called called the cops!
!

84Call someone in your local phone book, say 'This is (random name), from the (insert local police dept. name)', we have your husband/wife in custody... this state looks down on sodomy ma'am/sir'
In the USA it is illegal to prank call police or pretend you are the police.
Laugh out loud
I loved this prank
It's illegal to J-Walk also, but people still do it.

85Call someone then say I've found the body, where should I bury it?
This really works! I've gotten responses like where they play along & where they start out! Haha this made me cry my eyes out from laughing
I think it is some awesome prank cals

86Choose a number and look it up in the phone book/internet/etc. to gather information on the phone's owner (name, age, family, etc.). Next, call the number and tell them all the information you gathered and try to convince them you're their relative
Nice... I love it!

87Call Walmart and say "I kinda got stuck in your toilet ... Come help me ..." bring some toilet paper, and a big mac .. Thank you.
I tried this this the operator person started bursting out laughing and I was like "... I'm serious... " they were out
Tried this they were like how bout I give you a big bottle of wine you sound like you need it

88Call a random number when they pickup say hello who is this
Hahahjj hilarious did this!
Me:hello who us thi
Them:your the one that called me
Me:LIAR your accusing me of things when you're the one that called
Them:ummm you're the one that called
Me: I'm DONE WITH YOUR LIES
Then hang up

89Call in a really posh British Accent saying "This is George's Whorehouse, regarding your order of three prostitutes, could we renegotiate the time you want them for?
Funniest evver, you get amazing results, especially if you call someone you know but with a different number!
It works! I used it on my friend from a different number and he was so confused...
I called someone and said The saying above they were like:
"Wait who is this? "
I recalled myself as George's Whorehouse
They said," Oh okay, well, my wife is home I be at the hotel at 6:30"

90Call a random number and be like "hi this is Raul and I have found your missing magic pigs. If you could just give me your address I can bring them back. Then maybe we could...." then hang up
Laugh out loud I am so gonna have to try this one

91Call a store or restaurant and say "Is Judy there?" if they say no, then say "Are you sure?" then they'd say No,no Judy,I'm sure. Then say "Well,I'm babysitting her kid and she said she was working here and gave me this number,and I can't find the milk."
Think at the say I can't find him or her

92Call a random number and say is this Jake from State Farm
I don't know someone was gonna try it but me and my sister never got to it.
I did it laugh out loud❤

93Call McDonald's and say that you are representing the Heifer Company, then try to convince them to buy a cow.
Call and ask for a mcgangbang

94Call a random number and say "Welcome to McDonald's how may I help you? By the way, we've got the McSmack special and McSmack double."
DO IT TO BURGER KING IT'LL BE AWESOME
Do it to mcdonnels it is HILARIOUS!

95Call a random number and say "Do you know where I could purchase some golf clubs?"
I've done this plenty! It works... Trust me!
It works! I've done it plenty trust me!

96Yell "I will find your house" then hang up
I did it on my friend and she called back, so funny
So funny I didit o random guy but it was kid and he started crying saying I don't wanna die! Then his dad picked up and said ill give thisnumber to the police then I hung up. I laughed so hard!

97Call your enemy and say that I saw a picture of them with my boyfriend/girlfriend and scold them about it...
Laugh out loud... That was so funny because they admitted to do it with a girl then started to apologize. Laugh out loud

98Call a random person, and ask if their refrigerator is running? If yes, then tell them they better go catch it!
That was already on here it was like five

VideoGameTiger

I did that it was so funny

99Call a random number and ask can I but a six pack of Carlton Draught
It really works trusr

100Call a CD store telling them you bought a "Ten Inch Tacks" album and it didn't have the CD in it's case.
When they say you need a receipt or that they don't have the CD in their database, you give many excuses.

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