Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas
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1Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
2Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party
3Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" Super fast and peppy
4Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions
5Why did you hang up on me?
6Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
7Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up
8Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
9Where do babies come from?
10Is your refrigerator running? Yes, Well you better go and catch it
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11Hey, it's Jennifer.. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.
12Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
13Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.
14Call a random person then say did you order any (random food)
15Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?
16You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now would you like me to pick some up for you?
17Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]
18Call a beauty salon and ask "can I buy 2 crates of lip stick because I want to smother it all over my lips" and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
19Call a restaurant that does not serve American food and file a complaint because they do not serve American food
20Call McDonald's and ask for a Sad Meal
21I have your shipment of weed, where do you want it delivered?
22I'm looking for (enter name) to confide that I got AIDS when we had sex
23Call Dominos and ask the phone number of Pizza Hut
24Call a boy and tell him you're pregnant with his child
25Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny
26I hid the body. Who is the next victim?
27Hi this is Sarah from Victoria's Secret, your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up, along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on
28Say in an accent "Hello this is Martinez, would you like to buy a penguin named Pablo?"
29(In sexy voice) "Why didn't you go harder last night"
30Call a convenience store and ask if they have cotton balls. If they say yes, ask them if they tickle when they walk
31Hello thanks for calling Joe's Strippers, when you got the dough, we got the hoe
32Call McDonald's and ask if they have Jack in the Box's phone number
33Tell them that you are in need of help and when they ask you where you are say behind you
34Burt, Burt they know what we did. And now they're after me. Wait is this Burt? You gave me this number what did you do with Burt? Don't lie to me. When you talk to him, tell him he owes child support.
35Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell eggrolls! $20 for one egg roll! Eggrolls! eggrolls! You buy eggroll or we hunt you down!"
36Will you marry me?
37Say in a sexy voice; "Hi this is Tanya I had a great time last night. Wanna go again?"
38Call in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.
39Call someone in an English accent and say "go check on your dog, quick quick quick, some dude is trying to eat it"
41Do you shave down there?
42I'm stuck in the bathroom near the back of the store could you please come and help? Oh and bring toilet paper.
43Call Target and push button for store operator. When they answer say "Bullseye!!!"
44Call Walmart and ask if they have condoms that are big enough for you.
45"Can I ask you a song I know the tune not the song" in a Arabian accent. Then hum the song in an Arabian accent to make it sound like a Arabian song
46Call a baby sitter and say "Have you checked on the children?"
47Call Wal-mart and ask for 50 pounds of mustard
48Call Walmart and say "I lost my pet grasshopper if you find it just throw it outside"
49I have no friends. Will you be my friend?
50Why there is someone else under your bed?
51You are the chosen one
52Call a Man and Tell Him and Convince Him You Are His Baby Mama
53You have no proof. You can NOT prove that I did that! NO PROOF!
54Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGERS GOING COLD"
55Call State Farm to insure a car and see how long it takes them to realize you're trying to insure the Batmobile
56Ask for their gender then say my computer says no
57Call a fish shop and say 'I bought a fish and it's on its period'. Then go on about how you want your money back
58If you have friends over take turns calling the same number asking for Jeremy
59Muffle your voice
60Call a bar and tell them you left your thong in their men's restroom
61In a Chinese accent call and say hello this is (some random name) at your local CVS pharmacy. We just wanted to remind you to pick up your pimple cream.
62Ask about their baby penguins
63Raymona's bakery, we bake cakes, pies, brownies cookies, cinnamon rolls, you name it, we bake it!
64OMG why did you do that last night!
65Hey mom, it's (your name)! Are we still going out for Taco Bell tonight?
66Say that your friends in your head told you to call this number
67Mom! You left me at JC Penneys! Don't you remember?!
68I like the way you're chewing your gum
69Hey... I got bad news... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours.
70Sing the "Campfire Song Song"
71Do you have a large variety of chapsticks?
72Call K-Mart and ask them what their biggest bra size is and when they give you the answer say in a fat accent "aww man! That's not big enough "
73Hello, who is this?
74Call a guy and tell him he isn't worthy of you any more. Say a random male's name. When he tries to convince you it's not him, rage completely.
75Call a pizza place that does delivery, ask a normal question about a pizza, then say "Wait a minute, I know your voice, what's your name?" And when they tell you their name say "(Insert name) it's been so long! Don't you remember me?"
76Call a McDonald's and ask for a salad without the green stuff. They will then try to convince you that they can't do it and then threaten them by asking what the number is for Burger King.
77This is (random name), from the (insert local police dept. name), we have your husband/wife in custody... this state looks down on sodomy
78Call someone in the middle of the day and ask for their husband/wife and if they say that they're not home tell them that they're at the strip club in Las Vegas
79Do you know where I can buy some fake blood?
80Call McDonald's and tell them you bought a (insert something here) and they gave $200 change back
81"Mum I left my ............. At home what should I do?" They will then probably say "It's not your Mum i think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where is she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry"
82Call Pizza Hut and ask if their pizza has the "Domino" effect on its customers.
83This Jake from State Farm
84Hi this is Raul and I have found your missing magic pigs. If you could just give me your address I can bring them back. Then maybe we could... [hang up]
85I found the key [hang up]
86I've found the body, where should I bury it?
87Call Walmart and say "I kinda got stuck in your toilet ... Come help me ..." bring some toilet paper, and a big mac .. Thank you.
88Call in a really posh British Accent saying "This is George's Whorehouse, regarding your order of three prostitutes, could we renegotiate the time you want them for?
89Hello, Life Alert! I've fallen and I can't get up
90Call a store or restaurant and say "Is Judy there?" if they say no, then say "Are you sure?" then they'd say "No, no Judy, I'm sure." Then say "Well, I'm babysitting her kid and she said she was working here and gave me this number, and I can't find the m
91Call McDonald's, say that you are representing the Heifer Company, and try to convince them to buy a cow.
92Welcome to McDonald's how may I help you? By the way, we've got the McSmack special and McSmack double.
93I will find your house [hang up]
94Call your enemy and say you saw a picture of them with your boyfriend/girlfriend and scold them about it
95In a child's voice, whisper "Seven days..." and hang up
96Can I but a six pack of Carlton Draught
97Choose a number and look it up in the phone book/internet/etc. to gather information on the phone's owner (name, age, family, etc.). Next, call the number and tell them all the information you gathered and try to convince them you're their relative
98Do you know where I could purchase some golf clubs?
99Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask "Who is this?" or something similar, and then yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
100Call a CD store telling them you bought a "Ten Inch Tacks" album and it didn't have the CD in its case.
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