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1Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
2Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party
4Claim that you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions
5Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
6Why did you hang up on me?
7Tell them they are the weakest link, and then hang up
8"Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" Super fast and peppy
9Call someone and ask them "where do babies come from?"
10Ask is your refigerator running? Yes, Well you better go and catch it
11"Hey, it's Jennifer..i left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks."
12"Hi this is Radio Disney,you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium) You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? Then hang up.
13Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask Who is this? or something similar, and then yell THIS IS SPARTA!
14Call a random person then say did you order any (random food)
15Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese, while selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem, then sell cheese again.
16Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
17Call a random number and ask if you left your clothers in their bedroom
18Prank a friend by saying, "You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now would you like me to pick some up for you?"
19Call a resturant that does not serve American food and file a complaint that they do not serve American food.
20Call a beauty salon and ask can I buy 2 crates of lip stick because I want to smother it all over my lips and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
21Call some random guys house if a woman answers say I'm looking for (enter a guys name) to confide that I got aids when we had sex
22I have your shipment of weed, where do you want it delivered?
23Call a boy and tell him you're pregnant with his child
24Call McDonald's and ask for a sad meal
25Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny
26Call McDonalds and ask if they have Jack in the Box's phone number
27Call Dominos and Ask the Phone Number of Pizza Hut
28"Burt, Burt they know what we did. And now they're after me. Wait is this Burt? You gave me this number what did you do with Burt? Don't lie to me. When you talk to him, tell him he owes child support."
29(In sexy voice) "Why didn't you go harder last night"
30Hi this is Sarah from Victoria's Secret, your red fleecy G string is ready for pick up, along with your 30g of Viagra and black strap on.
31Call a random number and say in an accent "Hello this is Martinez, would you like to buy a penguin named Pablo?"
32Call a random person, then say "I hid the body. Who is the next victim?"
33Call a convenience store and ask if they have cotton balls, if they say yes, ask them if they tickle when they walk
34Call a random number and yell 'you fail'
35Tell them that you are in need of help and when they ask you where you are say behind you
36Say in a sexy voice; "Hi this is Tanya I had a great time last night. Wanna go again?"
37Call someone and ask "will you marry me?"
38Call someone and ask do you shave down there?
39Call a random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.
40Call a Baby Sitter and Say Have You Checked On the Children
41Call Wal-mart and ask for 50 pounds of mustard
42Call someone in an English accent and say "go check on your dog, quick quick quick, some dude is trying to eat it"
43Call Walmart and say "I lost my pet grasshopper if you find it just throw it outside"
44Call someone and say you are the chosen one
45Call Walmart and ask if they have condoms that are big enough for me.
46I'm stuck in the bathroom near the back of the store could you please come and help? Oh and bring toilet paper.
47Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGERS GOING COLD"
49Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell eggrolls! $20 for one egg roll! Eggrolls! eggrolls! You buy eggroll or we hunt you down!"
50Call target and push button for store operator. When they answer go like "BULLSEYE!!!" And than hang up
51Call a random person and ask for their gender then say my computer say's no?
52Call a random number and say "Hello thanks for calling Joe's Strippers, when you got the dough, we got the hoe"
53Call a bar and tell them you left your thong in their men's restroom
54Call a Man and Tell Him and Convince Him You Are His Baby Mama
55Call a random number and say "Raymona's bakery, we bake cakes, pies, brownies cookies, cinnamon rolls, you name it, we bake it!"
56Say "can I ask you a song I know the tune not the song" in a arab accent, then hum the song in a arab accent to make it sound like a arab song
57Call someone and ask them why there is someone else under their bed.
58OMG why did you do that last night!
59Call a random number and ask do you have a large variety of chapsticks
60In a Chinese accent call and say hello this is (some random name) at your local CVS pharmacy. We just wanted to remind you to pick up your pimple cream.
61Call a fish shop and say 'I bought a fish and it's on its period' then go on about how you want your money back
62Call and yell "You have no proof. You can NOT prove that I did that! NO PROOF" then hang up.
63Call someone in the middle of the day and ask for their husband/wife and if they say that they're not home tell them that they're at the strip club in Las Vegas
64If you have friends over take turns calling the same number asking for Jeremy
65Call McDonald's and tell them you bought a (insert something here) and they gave like 200 change back
66Call a random number and say "I have no friends. Will you be my friend?"
67Call a random person and say "I like the way you're chewing your gum"
68Call State Farm to insure a car and see how long it takes them to realize you're trying to insure the Batmobile
69Call someone and ask him/her about their baby penguins
70Call a random number and say "Hey mom, it's (Your name)! Are we still going out for Taco Bell tonight?"
71Call a pizza place that does delivery, ask a normal question about a pizza, then say "Wait a minute, I know your voice, what's your name?" And when they tell you their name say "(Insert name) its been so long! Don't you remember me?"
72Call K-Mart and ask them what their biggest bra size is and when they give you the answer say in a fat accent "aww man! That's not big enough "
73Call a random number and start singing the "Campfire Song Song"
74Call someone and go " Mum I left my ............. At home what should I do?" They will then probably go "It's not your Mum i think you have a wrong number" then reply by saying "why where is she" they will then go "I don't know where your mum is sorry"
75Call a McDonalds and ask for a salad without the green stuff. They will then try to convince you that they can't do it and then threaten them by asking what the number is for Burger King...
76Call your guy friend under unknown caller and say hey... I got bad news... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours.
77Call a friend, say "I found the key" and then hang up
78Mom! You left me at JC Penneys! Don't you remember?!
79Call some random guy and tell him he isn't worthy of you anymore. Say a random male's name, when he tries to convince you it's not him, you rage completely.
80Call someone in your local phone book, say 'This is (random name), from the (insert local police dept. name)', we have your husband/wife in custody... this state looks down on sodomy ma'am/sir'
81Call McDonald's and say that you are representing the Heifer Company, then try to convince them to buy a cow.
82Call a random number and be like "hi this is Raul and I have found your missing magic pigs. If you could just give me your address I can bring them back. Then maybe we could...." then hang up
83Call a random number and say "Welcome to McDonald's how may I help you? By the way, we've got the McSmack special and McSmack double."
84Call a random number and ask them do you know where I can buy some fake blood
85Call your enemy and say that I saw a picture of them with my boyfriend/girlfriend and scold them about it...
86Call a random person, and ask if their refrigerator is running? If yes, then tell them they better go catch it!
87Call Pizza Hut and ask if their pizza has the "Domino" effect on its customers. Then hang up.
88Call a store or restaurant and say "Is Judy there?" if they say no, then say "Are you sure?" then they'd say No,no Judy,I'm sure. Then say "Well,I'm babysitting her kid and she said she was working here and gave me this number,and I can't find the milk."
89Call Walmart and say "I kinda got stuck in your toilet ... Come help me ..." bring some toilet paper, and a big mac .. Thank you.
90Call in a really posh British Accent saying "This is George's Whorehouse, regarding your order of three prostitutes, could we renegotiate the time you want them for?
91Call a random number and say " Hello, Life Alert! I've fallen and i can't get up"
92Call a random number and ask can I but a six pack of Carlton Draught
93Yell "I will find your house" then hang up
94Call someone then say I've found the body, where should I bury it?
95Call a random person and say that your friends in your head told you to call this number
96Call a random number and say "Do you know where I could purchase some golf clubs?"
97Call a CD store telling them you bought a "Ten Inch Tacks" album and it didn't have the CD in it's case.
98Call Sheet's then say what size sheets do you have? And then hang up
99Choose a number and look it up in the phone book/internet/etc. to gather information on the phone's owner (name, age, family, etc.). Next, call the number and tell them all the information you gathered and try to convince them you're their relative
100Call someone and ask them "where did you leave the baby?"
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