Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas


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Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
Lolz I dialed on *67 to this random person and said:
Me: "Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please? "
Person: "There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry"
Me: "Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? "
Person: "Mrs. Wall does not live here. "
Me: "Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? "
Person: "There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. "
Me: "Are there any Walls there? "
Person: "No, there are no walls here. Sorry. "
Me: "Then may I ask what's holding up your house? "
I was LMAO!
This is so fun my sister and I try it on a lot of people and for some reason they still stay on the phone with us but of course we did change the ending just a teeny bit laugh out loud keep on prankin
haha how funny I tried that they laughed so hard and so did I
[Newest]This is funny as

2Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.
This is amazing. I called a random person and said that and they started screaming. Then they got really mad cause they beat the challenge. I think she was an icecream freak. Then I told her to go to shiver shack and claim her money there. And it worked.
I tried this and the guy got really mad because he beat the challenge


It was awesome! I tried it on a person and at the end she couldn't even talk, so I just hung up on her!
[Newest]That was sick. Me and my friend are trying this

3Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.
I did this, and apparently a ACTUALLY called a dude who was getting married and he started swearing saying "MY WIFE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED! " I swear I was dying!
Nice I may just change it a little bit but sounds HILARIOUS. I will definitely try it out sometime!
Tried this one on my boyfriend earlier t was so funny he was just like 'what, sorry who is this' it was jokes anyone who hasnt trie it yet you have got to.
[Newest]Super duper hilarious! I did it on amazon.

4Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.
Okay, that should be good, I'd really like to try that. Like ask things such as this:
"What color is your refrigerator? "
"Is your room colorful with many ponies and unicorns? "
And the best, "Will you marry me? " Then, hang up.
I am definitely going to try this. The reactions I'm going to get are going to be hilarious! I think I'll make a game out of it and see how many random questions I can ask before they hang up.
I did this on omegle. I tried 2 variations for my school newspaper. I asked the what there name is A. Trey B. Lucile or C. Fred and when they usually said none I hung up. I also delved quite deeply into the worst things people have read on the internet.
[Newest]Thanks so fun to do

5Why did you hang up on me?
This is the best, start crying to give it effect :')
Laugh out loud Super funny
When some one prank call you try to be hook up with them
[Newest]I might as well do this. It sounds really funny and believable. My grandma deserves it because she always hangs up the phone on people (even family) for no reason!

6Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
I did this, and this is how it went.

Me: Hey, is this Marc?
Them: Um, no, sorry.
Me: Okay, well, if Marc picks up please tell him I ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup. Kay?
Them: Uh, well, sure?
Me: Thank you so so much!

5 min later

Me (english accent): Hello, is this Cam?
Them: No! You have the wrong number!
Me: Excuse me, I'm Marc. Any messages for me?
Them: Er, well, yeah, this guy said he ordered shrimp with anchovies and clam soup so.. "
Me: THANK YOU did he mention anything about the body?
Them: Body? No. *hangs up*

laugh out loud!
I did this and this is how it went

Hi Jesse
Um this is not Jesse.
Is Jesse there?
No this is a wrong number.
Well when you see him can you tell him that his order for Hawaiian pizza with guava rolls and salami is in
Um ok

1o minutes later

Hey is Pablo there
Are you prank calling me I am called by people randomly
Ok. Thanks for being honest.
Well is Pablo ther?
They ran around the house saying Pablo
My son is not here
Ok I am Jesse
Wait you ordered Hawaiian pizza with guava and um... Salami
This one is fun, but DONT HANG UP when they tell you have the wrong number. Leave a message anyways. Say something like "well if you see FAKE NAME tell him... " and you make up something random and weird. Its hilarious, sometimes they actually pass the message on.


[Newest]Every thing was great good job

7Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
Just tried it on some Jamaican dude and he got all upset
I did this B4 and the person called us back. The funniest.
Oh My GOD!

I just tried it on some poor old random dude! I went Like This:

Me: Hey, LOOK I ordered a pizza an hour ago, and It still hasn't came here yet.

Him: Sorry, I don't have pizzas. You have the wrong number.

Me (defensively/Getting louder)- YES YOU DO! STOP LYING! WHERE ARE MY PIZZAS?

Him- I don't have pizzas!

Me- I'm reporting you to the main office.

Him- I sure wish you would.

Then I slammed the phone down.

8Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.
You: You are the weakest link. <hang up>
Person: What?
That would be VERY confusing for the victim. It's also SUPER RANDOM!
By the way, if you are reading this, you are the weakest link.
I GOT to try that, that's really funny. I can just imagine what the person will do when they get that call. (confusion probably)
Hahah this is hilarious! Just tired it out and it was so funny
[Newest]The victim would be speechless! He'd be so confused!

9Where do babies come from?
Hilarious! The best one I've ever heard in my life.
! I got my friend, Lily with this and she was like "WHAT?! YOU'RE SO GROSS, BRIGETTE! " Hilarious! Definitely doing that one again!
I always use this one. It is so hilarious!
[Newest]It was really funny to do! It was awesome!

10Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.
This is so funny this prank call I tryed it on many people you should use it well done to the person who made this up
I think that the first nine are better because everybody knows this one. I got an idea. Call 2 random people and leave your phones there until they hang up. The 2 people will be confused because they think that one called the other. I forgot where I got that from, but it is funny.
This joke has been around forever doesn't work
Everyone had heard it
[Newest]Hi it's the power company is you fridge still running? Yes. Well Go and catch it

The Contenders

11Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.
Laugh out loud I did this to my BFF and she was like who r you and I was like (random name) and then she was like ooh yeah I found those and got my period yesterday and used them sorry then hung up and called me and was like some random person just called me and was like I left my super super maxi pads at your house and
So I was so freaked out just told them I used them and hung up lmao!
I have so got to try this one, even though I'm a guy, this would be hilarious! So calling random people tonight! HAHA!
I'm trying it that's gonna be so funny. I have tried this I hope you enjoy it. In a weird hard to understand accent say hello is marc there(but don't pause keep on talking) tell him he can't keep leaving his pants at my house my boyfriend/husband almost noticed ill see you tonight and forget your pants on your way over
[Newest]Haha haha Haha that one right there could break up a house

12Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
I tried it, so funny! Here's how it went:

Me: Hi! It's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap away your fat?

Person: Uh... Well, that would be amazing but-
Me: Great! Ready? 3, 2, 1, and... Abra Kadabra Alakazam! Zap!


Me: You have offcially lost... 23 pounds!

Person: Uh, well... Great...

Me: Great indeed! For further information on what this is, please visit I just pranked you dot com!
Hi, remember me, I still love you.. I left something at you house, yes you know me.
Laugh out loud so funny I have to do this!
Tried it on this guy and he said sure that would be great How gulible do you get? Laugh out loud!

13Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]
This is hilarious I tried this one they were screaming " I WON! " laugh out loud!
People get so exited, I just talked with somebodies parents about their concert! These teens are so happy! Laughing out loud!
I called someone and they were like "hello" I was like "hi this is radio Disney, you just won three tickets to see one direction live. you just need to answer this survey in order to win. are you ready to start? " they were like "NO! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BYE!
[Newest]This is such a good one. I tried it and the teen was so fun to. Screaming and everything! One thing, maybe say 4 tickets instead of 3 because real concerts don't sell tickets in threes.

14Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.
I did this last year, this was super hilarious! A definite must-do for anybody who likes a good laugh over the phone with unsuspecting suckers! Enjoy this, and remember to hide your number!
So funny but then the woman ( family friend) called my parents
That would be extremely hilarious!


15Call a random person then say "did you order any (random food)?"
Yes. I did this to 118118 if you know what it is. They were like sorry, I didn't understand your inquiry. This was very weird and my classmates and I were laughing so much that my teacher came up to us. My friends said that she was ordering some pizza at Pizza Hut. We were laughing even more then.
Not a bad idea thanks

16Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?
I did this and the guy just played along saying I did lmao. I was saying I'm going to call him tomorrow to come and pick it up. Then I started hinting we would have sex when I come. It was pretty funny that he played along the whole time.

17You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now; would you like me to pick some up for you?
Leave a message if they don't pick up.
Super funny
My friend is always saying her life sucks so this was the best way to prank her
It said no thanks sir please put me on your do not call list my life is good

18Say something really weird, or continue to pester them until they ask "Who is this?" or something similar, and then yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
I tried this one a few minutes ago! It's the best! The person was totally confused!
Lmao, I'm so doing this one at my next slumber party. This is a funny one.
This one was the best! Definitely worth every second!
[Newest]Best prank call ever

19Call a beauty salon and ask "can I buy 2 crates of lipstick because I want to smother it all over my lips" and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
I tried this on a local business and they said I had to make a special order!
Nice! So funny, especially the "uggh" part!
Laugh out loud I need to try this
[Newest]I don't like the prank. I think it is stupid and useless

20Call McDonald's and ask for a Sad Meal.
The could not understand me & it was really funny!
This is so funny!
Them: Hello?
Me: Is this McDonald's?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: I'd like to order a sad meal.
Them: What kind of meal?
Me: A sad meal.
Them: Sad meal? Sorry, we don't have sad meals.
Haha I called an he was like "SIR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

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