Best Quotes from The Office (US)


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The Top Ten

That's what she said. - Michael Scott

2Toby Flenderson is everything that's wrong with the paper business - Michael Scott

3Michael's like Mozart and I'm like... Butch Cassidy. You with Mozart and your gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy. - Dwight Schrute

4Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones - Dwight Schrute
This was in my fav episode of the office


5I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter, who builds stairs. - Andy Bernard

6What if Pam was a lesbian and she brought her partner to work and they made out? In front of everyone! - Michael Scott

7I declare BANKRUPTCY! - Michael Scott

8I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive? - Michael Scott

9Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over - Creed Bratton

10Ryan started the fire - Dwight Schrute

The Contenders

11If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice. - Dwight Schrute

12Am I a hero? I really can't say... but yes. - Michael Scott

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