Best Simpsons QuotesThe best quotes from the wittiest and most quotable show on television.
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The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!
Whenever I get unlucky or (I hope very long in the future) die I'll always say this is that clear
when I die these are going to be my last words - westofohio
This is what I sayV12 Comments
Best quote by Lionel hutz ever, when I heard it I had to think about it for a second and then I just started laughing my head off hahahahah... Wait did he say son and repeatedly... Hahahahah
Thats Hilarious Mess up but Vary Hilarious I Found MY Status For Today lol(
RIP Phil Hartman. Funniest man ever
Lionel Hutz was the funniest character, and this is from his funniest episode.V7 Comments
One of my favorite quotes in simpsons history. And bravo to the simpson's, not lote of shows last for 500th episodes
I just think it's a funny line, reminds me of what my biker friend used to say, all I need is a cold beer and a fat broad!
I guess this has to be my favorite Simpson's quote of all time.
I have made a list of my favourite homer simpsons qoutes so look at that and I forgot to put this one in so add it in and when homer said that I never seen the episode one of the few I have missed - aido17
I guess you CAN vote twice. Awesome... I love this quite too! What if I just vote in everything? - Lina1028
This is by far the best quote EVERV5 Comments
This is only 14?! That's unpossible!
Ralph is my favorite character! This just proves that Ralph is a brilliant character. He's so dumb and is so greatly strange.
This should definitely be in the top 10. This is a great and funny quote. The fact this quote is 14 is an outrage.
Ralph is so funnyV7 Comments
Funny as... Moe is my favourite character, because he says loads of weird and disturbing things! E. G I'm gonna getcha brain juice and use it to paint my walls! L O L
Really depressing but hilarious. - Toms_system
It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's come-back is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh. "
When I heard this quote on T.V. , I couldn't stop laughing. It is got to be my favourite quote of the Simpsons. Homer simpson you are one of the legends
This Joke almost killed me, I couldn't breathe.
His line delivery is just priceless hereV6 Comments
This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpsons' saying. It's about growing older, and the inevitability of loosing touch with hipness.
Funny and True : )
Story of my life! Laugh out loud
No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.
A classic, enough said.
omg this had me laughing for ages - whufc
This was when he was on he computer thing when lisa came in.
Classic Ralph, too funny
I've never heard this in the program, but that is so frikin funny! - munkeelinc97V4 Comments
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Top Remixes (9)
2. Hello. I?m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It?s all lies. But they?re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn?t that the real truth? The answer is: No.
3. Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys! - Willie
2. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. - Homer Simpson
3. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.' - Lionel Hutz
2. Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson
3. Doh - Homer Simpson
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