Best Team Fortress 2 Weapons

Self explanatory. What weapon gets you the most kills, and helps you dominate the server. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1
Your Eternal Reward
Hard to learn, but the learning has a HUGE benefit. No attack noise, disguise instantly as your victim, and their body goes away. The most stealthy weapon in the game.
Experienced spies are rely more on stealth than disguises. When you think about that. This knife is perfect. It doesn't broadcast the kill to the other team, there's no dead body plus silent killer. If there's anything even close to this it's the stock or big earner for experienced spies.
Well, it is hard to believe that this weapon has been voted as the best. Everybody knows about spy's tactics and as soon as they see anyone coming they just fire and particurlarly if the player is a spy. So basically either you are disguise or not your gonna get killed. Secondly, any experimented players will notice the trick and no need to speak about the pyro who is a spy burner addict. So good luke with your so powerful eternal reward, it is not going to work anyway.
[Newest]I love this weapon!

2Machina
I think that its terrible. Your unlikely to hit more than one person per shot plus you can't shot while not zoomed in so you have to use a smg. Also the tracer rounds just let's everyone know your sniping them and then just then then someone blows to bits with the loch n load.
It can shoot through two people it shot through scout and engineer the demoman and heavy it took one shot to destroy engineer's machine and also one shot to kill engineer
Great sniper never misses I also head shot a lot of scouts while they were running using this
[Newest]Used to be a HORRIBLE sniper, than as soon as got the machina, I was getting 25+ points per game!

3Loose Cannon
The loose Cannon should be on a list of OP weapons, if you can get the charge time and the aim down you can one shot ANY thing including a heavy, a hit with the cannon ball and an explosion right after doing around 250-300 damage
Great knock back and Range
I would not call it the best weapon in the game but it is good. It may not do as much damage but this weapon is entertaining as hell

4Spy-cicle
In my opinion, straight upgrade from the Knife.
And you say "But I can't backstab people if the knife melts! "
I answer: You probably won't be backstabbing people while in fire...
Serious, better than YER.
You're a spy, and trying to backstab someone. Oh no! A Pyro sets you on fire. But you're immune, thanks to the spy-cicle. Just take your gun out for defense and wait for the knife to regenerate. Put with the dead ringer, it is almost impossible to die.
I've tried other knives but there's no comparison to being immune to pyro spy checks, I mean come on what more do you need. Works great with the dead ringer

Brsijraz

[Newest]A good weapon but I prefer YER or stock knife

5The Black Box
Gives you 15 out of 200 per hit, and its as strong as the ordinary rocket launcher. If you ask me, -25% ammo isn't much of a drawback for this awesome thing.
It is a good weapon but you need four rockets I mean if your in a sticky situation against a heavy you need that 4th rocket instead you gain back 15 health for every 1 hit so you take more damage then you really gain but compare that with the stock you could take him out with your 4th rocket and run back to spawn or pick up some health so my opinion is that just stick with the stock and if you need health that bad the concheror thingy gives you health over time and your probaly not gonna land all 3 rockets anyways.
15 health on hit is INCREDIBLE! And almost every rocket launcher has 3 rockets per clip.

6Soda Popper
The Soda Popper is a very effective weapon when it comes to attacking strong targets. After about 12-15 seconds of consistent running, the hype meter will be fully filled and you will be able to unleash a barrage of mini crits! Plus, it has faster reloading! (Not that it changes the game very much).
Its basically a Force-a-Nature, but with a major addition: Simply running will give you minicrits. Tell me that isn't awesome.
When the Scattergun isn't fast enough for you, use the Soda Popper! The speed for reloading for the FaN and the Soda Popper are about the same but the Crits are very effective if used carefully!
[Newest]This is a troll weapon.

7Cloak and Dagger
But think about it using this makes you wait for prime targets and the spys motto is uncloak and dagger so the spy is literally telling you not to use this plus you can't just uncloak in the open so just uncloak before besides the more cloak is only gained by standing still or if you have stock watch pick up some ammo and you get cloak or the dead ringer so bottom line cloak and dagger makes you sit around wait for heavy medics or snipers and gets you killed a hell lot more often
Having an endless cloak is awesome, perfect for surprise backstabs
This watch makes playing a spy so much easier. You can just camp in a corner and then leap out and backstab whoever comes through the room. I'd say this, the stock scattergun, the huo long heater heater, the ambassador and the backburner are just overall the best weapons in tf2.
[Newest]Put it with YER, go to the enemy spawn, cloak. Instant rage.


8Scattergun
Out of all the Scout Primaries, this one has the biggest clip. It has a perfect fire rate, giving you just enough time to aim another shot. The damage at point-blank range is able to 2-shot anything that isn't a Heavy. Extra Ammo and clip size allow the Scout to stay in combat for longer than any other weapon he can wield. The perfect gun for the
Scout.
This thing has the highest clip size plus it has no downsides. That makes it the best in my book. Unless you compare with baby faces blaster. Then it's a tie.
Not hard to learn, does major damage at close range, and fires fast. Need I say more?
[Newest]I think that that the Scattergun and the Frying pan is both the two best weapons

9Sandvich
A generally nice item, good healing on the heavy, and can be used to heal teammates. Deserves to be higher.
Its like carrying your own health pack witch holds 399 health (unless you have any health extending items) and you can heal the medic best part? Its free with a milestone
Please go watch Meet the Sandvich to see how good it is and what the heavy goes through after eating it around the other team

Pastakirby7


10Diamondback
As a spy, you won't be using the revolver too much, so once you get that backstab, you can 1 shot someone!
Tell your friend 2 drink bonk, backstab him 20 times and you have 20 shots with 102 dmg and cool gun
If you backstab someone as spy it gives you plenty of crits, when you sap a building you get even more crits! I can only think of a few more weapons which have crit boosts like this weapon does, sure you lose some damage, and it doesn't require you to be super accurate like the Ambassador.

The Contenders

11Force-A-Nature
Great for burst damage and awesome against pyros. Round the corner and there's a pyro? BOOM! He's now in orbit with as much as 150 damage done in a second. Heavy breaking the front lines? Blast him all the way back to spawn. And of course, FaN jumps.
Good solid gun but I do notice if you have auto reload on then you get a bit cheated with the ammo (if you take 2 shots the ammo goes down 2 but if you shoot once it still goes down 2) also provides extra jump for scout: very handy quality
Heck yes the Force-A-Nature is a beast for me I love it when I knock someone off its like a fly swatter
[Newest]You send the person flying

12Ap-Sap
Nothing good or bad but I love the sapper voice
This is a reskin of the stock sapper, and in my opinion, it's kinda annoying hearing the same stupid comments over, and over, and over again

13Beggar's Bazooka
This weapon is awesome. You can load up to three rockets and rain death on enemies. You cannot collect ammo from dispensers but you can pick up weapons of enemies you have exploded into pieces
Very good for taking out sentries and groups.
Very good in MVM if you have the buff banner, escape plan and beggars Bazooka

14Blutsauger
The name of the weapon is written in German. the English name for it is called the blood sucker
Very good as long as you can aim.
Easily my favorite TF2 item ever. The ability to heal makes you able to survive way longer, as long as you're good.

15The Wrangler
Awesome can kill annoying snipers that are out of range and the shield protects 59% of the damage to the sentry
The thing thing that draws me to it is not the manual sentry controls, it's actually the shield
This is a very good tool for engis. This way he can target enemies out of the sentry's range and manually control where he aims. The best thing is that you can use it to kill disguised spy's

16Eyelander
All you need to do is get 2 kills with it and the health you lost is back you are faster and if you get 5 kills you have tons of health and you are very fast, plus it looks cool, and that's always a plus.
A strong drawback at first, but few things stand in the way of a Demoknight with the Eyelander loaded with 4 heads or more. Great for all modes, and is really rewarding should you play defense with no shield and you manage to get 3-4 heads.
Reffounding all your cash in the last round of MvM and fully upgrade everything on your demoknight, then you just can't lose

17Persian Persuader
The weapon that perfected demoknighting. Get health from ammo, shield charge is 2x faster, incredibly strong paired with shields, and did I mention the taunt?
Its an Epic Weapon
Perfect weapon for Demoknights. Use it with Ali Baba's Booties and Splendid Screen to dominate the Battlefield!

Do not use it with a Grenade Launcher (any) or Sticky Launcher (any), you can't take ammo from ammo boxes!

9.5/10 - Best Demoman Melee.
[Newest]Extremely over powered and clearly better than any other sword.

18Scottish Resistance
If you intelligently set up traps to cover an area or your hide, you can get quite the kill streak with this...
It's the ultimate area denial defense weapon. Sadly the downside means no air shots.
How is this not in the top ten? This fantastic weapon lets you have a huge amount of stickys be out at once, you can see your stickys through walls, you have the option to detonate them one at a time, and with all that, only ONE tiny little downside.

Chubbymonkey29


19Kritzkrieg
This plus brass beast heavy means that someone gets a control point
Because of the 25% faster uber charge rate. You can use the crits to try and eliminate the enemy medic before he can activate his uber.

20Enforcer
Cloak time may be fairly slow, but that doesn't really matter. Think a pistol, except MAJORLY upgraded. High damage no matter what the range, fairly good accuracy, and is really good when your being chased down by a pyro.
This should be higher. A giant damage buff by 20%? What's not to like? Even got a strange one.
Oh I love the enforcer, I even got a strange one.

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