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The Top Ten

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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
[Newest]I should be in this list :/

2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

[Newest]Thanks! Helped a lot

3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
[Newest]Most favorite out of all of the usernames deserves to be the best

4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
[Newest]When will it be finished?

5MatrixGuy
Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

6PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

I like very creative

7Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

[Newest]Alpha101! It's the coolest username yet!

8BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
[newest]
I'm love this name!

9biscuits
Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

10TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot


The Contenders

11Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

12Dragon Shark

13rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!
. THIS, USERNAME SUCKS BALLS AND DIX

14SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser


15crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

16TOILETSOCK
TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1


17foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
[newest]
My favorite animal is fox that is the best one there!

18AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

19DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser


20xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

21Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

I like her username.

Alpha101


22DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

23Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
[Newest]This is such a great name! It is also VERY true!

24Toy

25bighercules

26Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


27Dreamformusic

28LikeABoss
This is just obviously, the winner... other than ToiletSock... o3o

29PUNKpunker13

30Xyo

31PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
I laughed so hard at this one

32GreenDay
Green day is awesome

33Moldysock

34NerdyPweeps

35TopTenJackson

36SnakeEyeFusion

37TheLaughMaster

38Turkeyasylum

39PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

40simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


41Assassin Master

42happyhappyjoyjoy

43Keyson

44funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


45xXDinoMonkeyXx

46TheAwesomeOne

47Vokun
Nice I've used that

48Aevon
I use This name
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485
Thanks I think its really an unique name :D

49JandS3000

50HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

51ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Haha... this is the best by far...
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Duck the vote idea

52Curti2594

53Itz_Izzy

54GiveMeYourMoney

55Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


56NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

57DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

58HollyRolo

59Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

60Blood

61ThisIsMyUsername

62XxPandomRandomxX

63Roblist

64Lovemusic

65Yolo

66Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D
I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

67JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

68BagsOfSheep

69SoulPlayer

70Paradox

71X
X to you too! Super sweet! Mmmwah!

Britgirl


72UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


73ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

74SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

75Cheesemaster

76heather

77pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

78Copkiller

79Cheeseduck

80Doctor54

81overdosed_on_confidence

82Junijii

83XxMadPwnSkillzxX
Wow! Best username ever
What does it mean

84AngelsAreReal

85Slayer

86MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

87Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.

88SlipknotRocks

89Magnolia

90BobG

91Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

92MaxAttaxSportz

93Deo

94DoNotDisturb

95booklover1

96Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!

97Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

98Flame_Eyes

99EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

100SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

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This list was created 4 years, 101 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 358 items, has been remixed 14 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Friday, October 31, 2014


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