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SmoothCriminal

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The Top Ten

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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
[Newest]This makes my nipples hard

2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

[Newest]Thanks! Helped a lot

3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
[Newest]My favourite, love it!

4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
[Newest]So creative and laugh out loud!

5BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
[Newest]Should be in first place

6Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

[Newest]Alpha101! It's the coolest username yet!

7TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot


8PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

This the coolest username

9MatrixGuy

10biscuits
Lol it's a cute name though.

The Contenders

11Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

12SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser


13rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!

14Dragon Shark

15crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

16DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

17TOILETSOCK
TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1


18foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
[newest]
My favorite animal is fox that is the best one there!

19DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser


20Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too

BlueDiamondFromNowhere


21xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

22Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
[Newest]This is such a great name! It is also VERY true!

23bighercules

24Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


25Dreamformusic
I always dream of making my own music so I like it

26LikeABoss
This is just obviously, the winner... other than ToiletSock... o3o

27TheLaughMaster

28PUNKpunker13

29Xyo

30PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
I laughed so hard at this one

31GreenDay
Green day is awesome

32Moldysock

33Toy

34NerdyPweeps
Awesome! I'm totally going to use this its awesome!

35TopTenJackson

36SnakeEyeFusion

37Turkeyasylum

38PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

39AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

40Assassin Master
I am a fan assassin creed so I would like to be a assassin master lolz

41happyhappyjoyjoy

42Keyson

43funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


44ThisIsMyUsername

45xXDinoMonkeyXx

46TheAwesomeOne

47Vokun
Nice I've used that

48Aevon
I use This name
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485
Thanks I think its really an unique name :D

49JandS3000

50ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Haha... this is the best by far...
Duck the vote idea

51HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

52Curti2594

53Itz_Izzy

54GiveMeYourMoney

55NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

56DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

57HollyRolo

58Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

59Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


60Blood

61XxPandomRandomxX

62Lovemusic

63Yolo

64Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D
I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

65JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

66BagsOfSheep

67SoulPlayer

68Paradox

69X
X to you too! Super sweet! Mmmwah!

Britgirl


70UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


71ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

72SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

73Cheesemaster
Thank you, this username is perfect for the game I am currently playing.

74heather

75pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

76Copkiller

77Cheeseduck
I love this username because I like cheese and ducks!

SevenLizards


78simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


79Doctor54

80overdosed_on_confidence

81Slayer

82Junijii

83Roblist

84XxMadPwnSkillzxX
Wow! Best username ever
What does it mean

85AngelsAreReal

86MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

87Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.

88SlipknotRocks

89Magnolia

90BobG

91Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

92MaxAttaxSportz

93Deo

94DoNotDisturb

95booklover1
This was at 10 when I made this list. Sad how it's almost up to 100

SmoothCriminal


96Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

97Flame_Eyes

98EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

99SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

100Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!

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This list was created 4 years, 192 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 383 items, has been remixed 14 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Friday, January 30, 2015


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