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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
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2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

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3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
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4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!

5BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original

6Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

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7TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)
... best out of all, even pikachu

8Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

9MatrixGuy
Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

10PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

@ Ajkloth
And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other.

Kiteretsunu

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The Contenders

11rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!
. THIS, USERNAME SUCKS BALLS AND DIX

12TOILETSOCK
TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1

Cool! It is... Um... Very unusual! Xx

13Dragon Shark

14crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username

15xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

16Xyo

17Keyson

18biscuits
Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

19Aevon
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485

20SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
I love snipers hehe
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21Curti2594

22Vokun

23foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
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24DontTouchMyPogoStick

25PUNKpunker13
I like this username

26simpsondude

27Blood

28XxPandomRandomxX

29Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

30Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
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31DuckSensei
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

32PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
THIS IS VERY FUNNY PIKA-A-CHUU ss
I laughed so hard at this one

33Paradox

34X

35GreenDay
Green day is awesome

36bighercules

37Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D

38SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

39Britgirl
Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl


40AtlasUniverse

41Doctor54

42Junijii

43Cheesemaster

44HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

45JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

46punkmoron

47Alexandr

Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


48NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

49Deo

50BobG

51Slayer

52heather

53Toy

54Copkiller

55pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

56HollyRolo

57Ghost

58DeathByDuctTape
This is my unique username! I have had lots of positive and negative comments. I love it and it will continue to stick with me :D

59Razz

60overdosed_on_confidence

61Trancas

62UsernameTaken

63Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.
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64SlipknotRocks

65Magnolia

66MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

67Assassin Master

68booklover1

69Pikka-Boom-Boom

70Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

71Flame_Eyes

72SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

73Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!
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74ShadowScyth
Its awesome and better than all of the crap usernames

75jake09

76MoltenZombie

77ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Haha... this is the best by far...
Hilarious what a wasteman
L0L! This one deserves top ten!

78EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

79derp

80NeighborhoodSoulja

81Squanto

82Lipxtikspoiler

83Em2Real
Em 2 real 2

84SatanClaus
At least more people agree with me on how santa clause was all pulled off by the illuminati

85Wizzy123

She made a Difference about me... thank you

SmoothCriminal


86tigerlily 21
That's my friend name so I choose it to add this group

87noobinator
Sounds lika a noob :3

88Xripper
Yep if wanna a cool username then xripper is the best

89ultrablastic123

90BanjoZebra
pretty weird username but okay

SmoothCriminal


91Adamrox

92sagat2010

93ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

94PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

95BagsOfSheep

96IfYouSeeKay
Haha GENUIS OUT OF ALL THEM FKIN USER NAME...
Haha nice of all

97Overdose
Best weapon in Tf2, it reflects off it

98munkee_linc97
oh thanks, you shouldn't have

munkee_linc97


99Mutt

100Maximus14

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This list was created 3 years, 275 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 272 items, has been remixed 7 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Wednesday, April 23, 2014


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