Best Usernames on TheTopTens


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This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

He votes what I want to vote... - 09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID

You realize that SmoothCriminal made this list.

V40 Comments

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

Better than any other on here

V17 Comments

Amazing name. It fits with the user - keyson

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

- Ajkloth

This the coolest username

This should be 1 - venomouskillingmachine

V8 Comments

Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

Laugh out loud, like the humor

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

Oh My Gosh. This Is The Best Username EVER!

V16 Comments

Laugh out loud that smart

This username deserves to be the best one!

This is the only one that was marginally funny.

I like it! Better than my username... - gemcloben

V16 Comments

That's fresh I'm on here

Totally sick, I'm in

Is amazing! Very original

Should be in first place - LookFlyingToast

V8 Comments

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)

Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!

Thanks for voting for me guys! - Alpha101

It is good, but needs more the numbers kinda make it worse

V9 Comments

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading. - TheKillerShot


Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : ) - Britgirl

Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow - butthurtbastard

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I like her username. - Alpha101

V5 Comments

The Newcomers


I actually really hate my username. - RockFashionista


Dante Emmerich. Come on, he may not be the greatest user, but honestly, how much cooler of a name can one have?!? - xandermartin98

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The Contenders


Just gotta love duck tape

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

12Blood Master

It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!


It's my prized possession! - funnyuser

This Name Is an innuendo... - DapperPickle

Can I touch your pogo stick?

14Lee Sin

Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D

I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him


Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!


Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

Laugh out loud! SO funny! - funnyuser

The best name ever

V11 Comments
17Dragon Shark

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant! - Britgirl

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction. - Pikachulover1

TOILETSOCK is an actual user? - SamuiNeko


I always dream of making my own music so I like it

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List StatsUpdated 7 Oct 2015

2,000 votes
409 listings
5 years, 77 days old

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