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SmoothCriminal

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The Top Ten

1
SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
[Newest]I like the smooth part!

2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

[Newest]Thanks! Helped a lot

3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
[Newest]My favourite, love it!

4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
[Newest]So creative and laugh out loud!

5PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

This the coolest username

6TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot


7BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
[Newest]Should be in first place

8Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

[Newest]Alpha sounds like the best username ever!

9MatrixGuy

10biscuits
Lol it's a cute name though.

The Contenders

11Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

12rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!

13SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser


14Dragon Shark

15crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

16PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
I laughed so hard at this one

17foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
[newest]
My favorite animal is fox that is the best one there!

18DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

19TOILETSOCK
TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1


20Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too

BlueDiamondFromNowhere


21DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser

This Name Is an innuendo...

DapperPickle


22xdogg
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?

23Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


24Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
[Newest]This is such a great name! It is also VERY true!

25TheAwesomeOne

26xXDinoMonkeyXx

27PUNKpunker13

28GreenDay
Green day is awesome

29bighercules

30Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


31Dreamformusic
I always dream of making my own music so I like it

32LikeABoss
This is just obviously, the winner... other than ToiletSock... o3o

33TheLaughMaster

34Xyo

35Moldysock

36TopTenJackson

37Turkeyasylum
I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative!

funnyuser


38Toy

39PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

40NerdyPweeps
Awesome! I'm totally going to use this its awesome!

41SnakeEyeFusion

42Venomouskillingmachine

43Celestius
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.

44AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

45Assassin Master
I am a fan assassin creed so I would like to be a assassin master lolz

46HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

47happyhappyjoyjoy

48Keyson

49funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


50ThisIsMyUsername

51Vokun
Nice I've used that

52ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Haha... this is the best by far...
Duck the vote idea

53NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)

54Aevon
I use This name
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485
Thanks I think its really an unique name :D

55JandS3000

56JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

57DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

58Curti2594

59Itz_Izzy

60GiveMeYourMoney

61Superbacca

62HollyRolo

63Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

64Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D
I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

65Blood

66XxPandomRandomxX
This made me laugh! I like the X's at the beginning and end!

funnyuser


67Lovemusic

68Yolo

69BagsOfSheep

70heather

71UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


72SoulPlayer

73Cheesemaster
Thank you, this username is perfect for the game I am currently playing.

74Paradox

75X
X to you too! Super sweet! Mmmwah!

Britgirl


76ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

77SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

78pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

79Copkiller

80simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


81overdosed_on_confidence

82Cheeseduck
I love this username because I like cheese and ducks!

SevenLizards


83Slayer

84Doctor54

85MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

86Junijii

87Roblist

88XxMadPwnSkillzxX
What does it mean
Wow! Best username ever

89AngelsAreReal

90SlipknotRocks

91Magnolia

92Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

93booklover1
This was at 10 when I made this list. Sad how it's almost up to 100

SmoothCriminal


94Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

95Flame_Eyes

96EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

97SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

98Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!

99BobG

100MaxAttaxSportz

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This list was created 4 years, 223 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 386 items, has been remixed 16 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Monday, March 02, 2015


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