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The Top Ten

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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
[Newest]I should be in this list :/

2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

[Newest]Thanks! Helped a lot

3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
[Newest]I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!

4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
[Newest]Cool username laugh out loud

5MatrixGuy
Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

6Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

[Newest]Alpha101! It's the coolest username yet!

7PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

I like very creative

8BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
[newest]
I'm love this name!

9biscuits
Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

10TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)
... best out of all, even pikachu

The Contenders

11Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

12Dragon Shark

13rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!
. THIS, USERNAME SUCKS BALLS AND DIX

14SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser


15crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

16TOILETSOCK
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

Cool! It is... Um... Very unusual! Xx

17AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

18DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser


19foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
[newest]
My favorite animal is fox that is the best one there!

20xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

21DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

22Toy

23Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

I like her username.

Alpha101


24bighercules

25Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
[Newest]This is such a great name! It is also VERY true!

26LikeABoss
This is just obviously, the winner... other than ToiletSock... o3o

27Xyo

28PUNKpunker13

29Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


30NerdyPweeps

31SnakeEyeFusion

32TheLaughMaster

33Turkeyasylum

34PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
I laughed so hard at this one

35PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

36GreenDay
Green day is awesome

37Assassin Master

38happyhappyjoyjoy

39Keyson

40simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


41xXDinoMonkeyXx

42TheAwesomeOne

43Vokun
Nice I've used that

44Aevon
I use This name
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485
Thanks I think its really an unique name :D

45Curti2594

46Itz_Izzy

47GiveMeYourMoney

48ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Haha... this is the best by far...
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Duck the vote idea

49HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

50HollyRolo

51DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

52Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


53NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

54Blood

55XxPandomRandomxX

56Roblist

57Lovemusic

58Yolo

59Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

60BagsOfSheep

61Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D
I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

62JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

63SoulPlayer

64Paradox

65X
X to you too! Super sweet! Mmmwah!

Britgirl


66ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

67SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

68UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


69Cheesemaster

70heather

71pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

72Copkiller

73Cheeseduck

74Doctor54

75funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


76Junijii

77XxMadPwnSkillzxX
Wow! Best username ever

78AngelsAreReal

79overdosed_on_confidence

80Slayer

81MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

82BobG

83Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.

84SlipknotRocks

85Magnolia

86Deo

87TopTenJackson

88DoNotDisturb

89MaxAttaxSportz

90Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

91booklover1

92Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!

93Ghost

94Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

95Flame_Eyes

96EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

97SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

98ShadowScyth
Its awesome and better than all of the crap usernames

99SatanClaus
At least more people agree with me on how santa clause was all pulled off by the illuminati

100Razz

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This list was created 4 years, 90 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 358 items, has been remixed 13 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Monday, October 20, 2014


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