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This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

Fantastic Word for Only user ID

You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

He has a cool name... - jmepa1234

V37 Comments

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

V16 Comments

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

- Ajkloth

@ Ajkloth
And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other. - Kiteretsunu

V8 Comments

Just LOVE this username! It's so cool! Hey user please reply or follow me so I can follow you! - Fan_of_Good_Music

Deserves to be the best out of all the usernames. Also really funny

V15 Comments

Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!

This is probably the most original username I have ever seen - SirSkeletorThe3rd

V13 Comments

That's fresh I'm on here

Totally sick, I'm in

Is amazing! Very original

I beat that beast - jmepa1234

V5 Comments

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

Alpha Is a great name, I think In my usernames for things will have to put The BRILLIANT word Alpha

V7 Comments

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading. - TheKillerShot

V4 Comments

Pretty good but not this high - jmepa1234

V1 Comment

Just gotta love duck tape

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

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11DontTouchMyPogoStickV4 Comments

Lol it's a cute name though.

Cute mainly for girls.

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13Blood Master

It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!


Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

I searched for the coolest usernames but I got stuck on this one :D (y)

V8 Comments

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : ) - Britgirl

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16Lee Sin

Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D

I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him


Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!

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18Dragon Shark

Wow I'm kind of high up on this list. - IronSabbathPriest


I always dream of making my own music so I like it

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