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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
[newest]
Funny. Although crime is not funny but name makes you laugh just like smooth talker.
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2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

[Newest]Amazing totally awesome. Everyone fears it
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3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
[Newest]I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!
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4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
[Newest]Cool username laugh out loud
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5MatrixGuy
Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

6Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

[newest]
Alpha101! It's the coolest username yet!
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7BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
[newest]
I'm love this name!
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8TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)
... best out of all, even pikachu

9PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

@ Ajkloth
And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other.

Kiteretsunu

[newest]
I like very creative
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10Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

The Contenders

11Dragon Shark

12rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!
. THIS, USERNAME SUCKS BALLS AND DIX

13biscuits
Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

14TOILETSOCK
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

Cool! It is... Um... Very unusual! Xx
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15crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

16AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

17foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
[newest]
My favorite animal is fox that is the best one there!
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18SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser

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19xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

20Toy

21Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

I like her username.

Alpha101


22bighercules

23LikeABoss
This is just obviously, the winner... other than ToiletSock... o3o

24Xyo

25Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
[Newest]I love that name to
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26Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


27NerdyPweeps

28SnakeEyeFusion

29TheLaughMaster

30PUNKpunker13

31PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

32happyhappyjoyjoy

33Keyson

34Assassin Master

35xXDinoMonkeyXx

36TheAwesomeOne

37PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
THIS IS VERY FUNNY PIKA-A-CHUU ss
I laughed so hard at this one

38simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


39GreenDay
Green day is awesome

40Vokun
Nice I've used that

41Aevon
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485

42DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser


43Curti2594

44Itz_Izzy

45GiveMeYourMoney

46HollyRolo

47DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

48Roblist

49Lovemusic

50Yolo

51Blood

52XxPandomRandomxX

53Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


54NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

55HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

56Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

57BagsOfSheep

58Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D
I'm gold 3 laugh out loud he is my main 110 ranked games with him

59SoulPlayer

60Paradox

61X
X to you too! Super sweet! Mmmwah!

Britgirl


62JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

63ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

64SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

65Cheesemaster

66DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

67heather

68pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

69Doctor54

70funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


71Cheeseduck

72Copkiller

73Junijii

74XxMadPwnSkillzxX
Wow! Best username ever

75AngelsAreReal

76Slayer

77overdosed_on_confidence

78UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


79BobG

80MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

81Deo

82TopTenJackson

83DoNotDisturb

84Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.
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85SlipknotRocks

86Magnolia

87MaxAttaxSportz

88Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

89ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Haha... this is the best by far...
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Duck the vote idea
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90booklover1

91Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!
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92Ghost

93Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

94Flame_Eyes

95EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

96SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

97ShadowScyth
Its awesome and better than all of the crap usernames

98Razz

99NeighborhoodSoulja

100Squanto

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This list was created 4 years, 71 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 357 items, has been remixed 12 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

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