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This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!

Fantastic Word for Only user ID

You anger me. You're the creator of this list, Smooth Criminal, and you're using that advantage to beat people who deserve to win. You really anger me.

Duh he made this list

V38 Comments

Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.

Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever! - TheSilentBang

He has great lists

V15 Comments

Amazing name. It fits with the user - keyson

Cool username & a pretty awesome person too

- Ajkloth

Sick username. Its absolutely cool. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Best username ever! - DynastiNoble

V6 Comments

Pretty good but not this high - jmepa1234

V1 Comment

Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!

I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her

I think this one is by far the best, when I saw it I laughed and the other ones are kinda boring and what you would expect!

This is probably the most original username I have ever seen - SirSkeletorThe3rd

V14 Comments

This username deserves to be the best one!

This is the only one that was marginally funny.

Just LOVE this username! It's so cool! Hey user please reply or follow me so I can follow you! - Fan_of_Good_Music

It's still being built now! They've got huge plans... - jmepa1234

V14 Comments

Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud

Alpha Is a great name, I think In my usernames for things will have to put The BRILLIANT word Alpha

It is good, but needs more the numbers kinda make it worse

Alpha sounds like the best username ever!

V5 Comments

This should be number 1 it rhymes and its creative

This is an epic username- deserves first place!

V7 Comments

My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading. - TheKillerShot

V4 Comments

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : ) - Britgirl

This name is really awesome and Britgirl is awesome, too - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

In my opinion her username is not very good but easy to remember. - malamJONES

Not exactly the most creative username here, but it's easy to remember, and Britgirl's an awesome person. - Goku02

V2 Comments

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Just gotta love duck tape

Duct tape saves lives its an important necessity

12DontTouchMyPogoStickV4 Comments

Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer

That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!

I heard of a pokemon showdown username "Scyther no Swiping" which is better than this.

Laugh out loud! SO funny! - funnyuser

V9 Comments

I have no idea what his name means, but it's creative! - funnyuser

V2 Comments

Lol it's a cute name though.

Cute mainly for girls.

V1 Comment
16Blood Master

It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!


Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!

V1 Comment

I always dream of making my own music so I like it

19Dragon Shark

Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much - Alexandr

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