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SmoothCriminal
This guy is pure genius I love him I think he is the coolest kid in canada!
He votes what I want to vote...

09ShamsulBahriel

Fantastic Word for Only user ID
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2TheSilentBang
Lovely oxymoron. It deserves, really deserves, first place. Love.
Da best! Not to mention the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

Besides the fact that it's me, it's also the coolest oxymoron ever!

TheSilentBang

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3DontJudgeMeByMySocks
Laugh out loud! I love this username, so cool!
Laugh out loud, like the humor
I like it because just today I was making fun if my friends sock signage this one to her
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4UserNameUnderConstruction
Laugh out loud that smart
This username deserves to be the best one!
This is the only one that was marginally funny.
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5MatrixGuy
Yeah it's great! Hohohohoho! :DD

6Alpha101
Alpha is the top wolf and this makes it a top name. Laugh out loud :)
Alpha is awesome! TOTALLY THE best USERNAME EVER!
Thanks for voting for me guys!

Alpha101

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7BeastThatBeats
That's fresh I'm on here
Totally sick, I'm in
Is amazing! Very original
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8TheKillerShot
My twin! Number 4th best isn't bad! P. S I know someone on another website who is called MatrixGuy, Smoothcriminal on another and rock2metal on another. So I thiNk the word is spreading.

TheKillerShot

Thanks nice your user keep it up (y)
... best out of all, even pikachu

9PositronWildhawk
Cool username & should be higher on the list

Positron is a science term I think

Ajkloth

Amazing name. It fits with the user

keyson

@ Ajkloth
And when positron and electron collide, they annhilate. Its like twins with same DNA but opposite personalities, who always quarrel and fight with each other.

Kiteretsunu

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10Blood Master
It sounds bloody, and like a vampire! Very gorey!

The Contenders

11Dragon Shark

12rock2metal
Its so crap my grandma could come up with a better one in her sleep!
. THIS, USERNAME SUCKS BALLS AND DIX

13biscuits
Laugh out loud (if yhu get me )

14AtlasUniverse
I like this one. Sounds interesting

15TOILETSOCK
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I had to chose between myself, TOILETSOCK, and UsernameUnderConstruction.

Pikachulover1

TOILETSOCK - that's really funny. Brilliant!

Britgirl

Cool! It is... Um... Very unusual! Xx
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16crazyeyes56
I am use this next time if that's alright?
Awesome its a cool username
Orange is the new black😂 I see what you did there

17Toy

18xdogg
I used it on moviestarplanet! Thanks dude or girl?
Xdogg x the dog out of the picture as a meaning if you don't like dogs but if you do then it would be x dog killers forever!
I just got into to filpborad

19foxrocks
awesome name :) it really rocks actually I think this name deserves the first place
Cool Name Rock it laugh out loud
It has fox in it, therefore it is awesome.
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20SniperNoSniping
Laugh out loud! Instead of "Swiper No Swiping" from Dora the explorer
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.

One of the best, funniest names I have ever heard!
Laugh out loud! SO funny!

funnyuser

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21Britgirl
Cool chick! Bow chica wow wow

butthurtbastard

Ha! VERY surprised to see my user name here. Probably the most boring, but thank you all the same, I'm sure. : )

Britgirl

I like her username.

Alpha101


22bighercules

23Xyo

24Subhashsahu
It's a nice user and a very nice name.

funnyuser


25NerdyPweeps

26SnakeEyeFusion

27PinkCarrot567
I like this list because you can add your own username

28PUNKpunker13
I like this username

29happyhappyjoyjoy

30Keyson

31Godisawesome1
I love it! Way to show true incentive for what you believe in. Can't get much more worthy than this.
Absolute agree... :-). Love it!
<3 I love how this username has such a strong message. I love it.
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32Assassin Master

33xXDinoMonkeyXx

34simpsondude
Wow I actually kinda loathe my name

simpsondude


35Aevon
I think this sounds cool and original from all the others. I used AevonGuy485

36Vokun
Nice I've used that

37DontTouchMyPogoStick
It's my prized possession!

funnyuser


38PIKA-AAA-CHUUUU
Hilarious! This should be at least in the top 3! When I read this username, all I could think of was him going "PIKA-CHU" :3
THIS IS VERY FUNNY PIKA-A-CHUU ss
I laughed so hard at this one

39Curti2594

40Itz_Izzy

41GreenDay
Green day is awesome

42HollyRolo

43DuckSensei
I think it's werid
Just the duck sensei! It's awesome :D

44Roblist

45Lovemusic

46Blood

47XxPandomRandomxX

48Killerbeez
Wow This Is So Great

49Alexandr
Wow! I'm on this list? Thanks so much. It's funny cause I don't like my username much

Alexandr


50NoNeedToMindMe
No need to mind this opinion! B)
It's a nice name I should use it thanks for your help it really helped me well hope you liked my comment I love that name so cute

51HoesWannaKnow
Haha genius! I love this whole idea and I would totally go with it. Brilliant!
Really funny makes people laugh

52BagsOfSheep

53Lee Sin
Lee Sin is from League Of Legend you know :D

54Paradox
Laugh out loud I love this one

55X

56ChaiMeBiscuit
Means dip a biscuit in the hot tea and enjoy its taste!

57SoulKIller
Bacicly. Explains it all

58JustSomeRandomGuy
So so funny people are just geeting so creative these days -so crack up-
Ohh yea and so unique! ;p

59Cheesemaster

60DeathByDuctTape
Just gotta love duck tape

61Doctor54

62funnyuser
Because I'm funny 😃

funnyuser


63heather

64Cheeseduck

65Junijii

66XxMadPwnSkillzxX
Wow! Best username ever

67pablo
This is name of my friend who is from Mexico :D
Keep the name alive yeaa

68Copkiller

69Slayer

70overdosed_on_confidence

71BobG

72Deo

73UsernameTaken
So I got this username.

funnyuser


74TopTenJackson

75MaxAttaxSportz

76MyHeartsMistake
Oh my gosh! There is a person on Wattpad with that username! She writes great stuff. :D

77Celestius
Cool! I did it on a game and it was cool! Everyone is now friending me cause I have a great usename! Thank you to this website. I am now cool on this really fun game!
This is so cool! I love it, I use it whenever I can!
It sounds fking AWESOME. Just by looking at it, it makes the player sound like a GOD.
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78SlipknotRocks

79Magnolia

80Pikka-Boom-Boom
In my opinion I would tell that person who made this username that this is the coolest username I've ever seen

81Ghost

82ImagineACoolUsernameHere
Haha... this is the best by far...
Laugh out loud-seriously that's awesome! :-)
Duck the vote idea
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83booklover1

84Norris of chuck
This guy is a living legend he should be at least in the top 12
Chuck Norris all the way, a legend and with respect
Love the name it's so awesome!
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85Razz

86Linkinparkrocks
Yah! Linkin Park for ever! Their best song is "Burn It Down! "

87Flame_Eyes

88EatFatLikeARat
Laugh out loud! The best

89SkittleZx
I liked the zx at the end! Its sounds more pro then!

90ShadowScyth
Its awesome and better than all of the crap usernames

91Trancas

92Dreamformusic

93nic1997ps3

HAHA you could expect to put myself on here.

nic1997ps3


94NeighborhoodSoulja

95Squanto

96derp

97SatanClaus
At least more people agree with me on how santa clause was all pulled off by the illuminati

98Lipxtikspoiler

99Em2Real
Em 2 real 2

100jake09

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This list was created 4 years, 28 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 340 items, has been remixed 11 times and has been blogged about 1 times.

Updated Tuesday, August 19, 2014


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