Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Get that is the worst joke I have ever heard get a life
Your mama so fat she needs two stretches
It was awesome
And the things you say means yo mama is sucking duck
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
This is too funny!V 65 Comments
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
! That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama so fat, that she has more rolls than a bakery and that she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!
I was laughing so hard my mom told me to shut the $&@% upV 33 Comments
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
Laughed my whole digestive system off at this oneV 19 Comments
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
The best one.. I posted did one bout yo momma so dumb she climbed mountain dew just thinking bout it cracks me up
Tripped over and blasted a fart lol!
Lol she must be reply fat her bones probably arnt conected because of all the fat should be top tenV 47 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
That was raw as heck the best one I seen
I WILL EAT THE KFC! This is one of the only jokes that made me LOL. Other times I smiledV 55 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
I told my brother this one and he felt played but the thing is we have the same momV 27 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
I loved this I was readding this in class and I laghft so hard I was sent to the prieseabulV 51 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
WOW1 That was one of the best jokes yet. I personally think that it should be in the top ten! Laugh out loud!
Great joke lolV 38 Comments
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11
The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
It is so cool I was on Abel to stop laughing
Oh my daze, this was to funny laugh out loud I can't wait to start saying this to my freinds laugh out loudV 28 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
I think this one is my favorite!V 37 Comments
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
This is kind of a guilty pleasure Yo mama so fat joke. How could something so wrong feel so good? - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 15 Comments
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
No wonder my mom doesn't let me watch YouTube
I think this 1 was good damV 10 Comments
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I get it because a bus is long and the windows in the middle are like the middle stuff in the twinkie and I'm still laughing from yesterday
That's kinda racist, cause the cream are white people.V 28 Comments
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
That one was not the funniest one
Just kidding not so goodV 11 Comments
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
That's so sad and 2 that is not funny that should not even EXIST bra!V 249 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
Laugh out loud THIS IS THE ONLY YO MOMMA JOKE THAT IS FUNNY, ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE BAD
So good so funny I almost fell out of my chair laughingV 21 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
I was very confused as to what happened in Japan
Momma says I'm sorry for looking like Godzilla to japan
Dose not make sense is should not have been madeV 14 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
These nuts threw that rockV 26 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
That should be in the top ten it is so funnyV 29 Comments
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Top Remixes (80)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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