Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Your mama so fat she needs two stretches
Get that is the worst joke I have ever heard get a life
You mama she needsV20 Comments
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
That you you can see the great wall of China from spaceV60 Comments
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
Hilarious My Friends And I Were Laughing Crazy From This Joke!
Haha so funnyV29 Comments
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
Laughed my whole digestive system off at this oneV19 Comments
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
The best one.. I posted did one bout yo momma so dumb she climbed mountain dew just thinking bout it cracks me up
Man it is so FUNNY it made me take out poop in my pants
What the hellV41 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
That was raw as heck the best one I seen
That like my dadV48 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
I told my brother this one and he felt played but the thing is we have the same mom
That's a good oneV21 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
I died reading this!V46 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
WOW1 That was one of the best jokes yet. I personally think that it should be in the top ten! Laugh out loud!
That's so funny that should be on the top tenV33 Comments
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11
The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
It is so cool I was on Abel to stop laughing
Totally should b #1V22 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
I like this one betterV33 Comments
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
So wrong but so funnyV13 Comments
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
No wonder my mom doesn't let me watch YouTube
I think this 1 was good damV8 Comments
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I get it because a bus is long and the windows in the middle are like the middle stuff in the twinkie and I'm still laughing from yesterday
Can someone explain this!V25 Comments
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
That's not funny that's stupidV231 Comments
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
That one was not the funniest one
Just kidding not so goodV10 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
Laugh out loud THIS IS THE ONLY YO MOMMA JOKE THAT IS FUNNY, ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE BAD
Ha hope not dogsV19 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
I was very confused as to what happened in Japan
Dose not make sense is should not have been made
I don't get it at allV13 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
These nuts threw that rockV24 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
That is so when they said lowered the pricesV23 Comments
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Top Remixes (80)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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