Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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21Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.

Get that is the worst joke I have ever heard get a life

Oww she mus be really fat to make the band skips when I read this I thought is was the end of my life

Lamest one yet

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22Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny

This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up

Best thing I heard all day

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23Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

That is our favourite one out of. All of them

This is to funny I fall of my bed cause I was laughing so hard

LOL Made me laugh so hard I pissed myself

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24Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this

Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell

I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.

LOL love this one I broke out in laughter whoops lost the contest ;-;

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25Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!

The best one.. I posted did one bout yo momma so dumb she climbed mountain dew just thinking bout it cracks me up

Man it is so FUNNY it made me take out poop in my pants

This had me cracking up.

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26Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup

That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes

That was raw as heck the best one I seen

Funny thing is that it's only three letter

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27Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

That happened to my mom laugh out loud

What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man

I told my brother this one and he felt played but the thing is we have the same mom

That's a good one

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28Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!

Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny

I would of said the same thing

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29Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it

WOW1 That was one of the best jokes yet. I personally think that it should be in the top ten! Laugh out loud!

Yo mommy is so fat when you came out of her she said who the he'll is this

It's SO FUNNY HAHA laugh out loud

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30Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11

The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!

I really liked it because I notice that most of them are not even funny or even made scense or there probably got that off at someone that's wht I picked this yo mama joke.
If you want to contact me for a little prize for the only person that actually shared.

Totally should b #1

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31Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny

Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages

It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to

This joke is insanely funny

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32Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard

It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!

That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake

So wrong but so funny

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33Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

Dang it! I pee'd my pants!
I was on YouTube when I saw this.
Laugh out loud good one.

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34Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie

It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny

It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!

I get it because a bus is long and the windows in the middle are like the middle stuff in the twinkie and I'm still laughing from yesterday

Your mama so fat that when she goes camping bear hide their food

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35Yo mama so fat she died.

What this isn't that funny, its sad

That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.

I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?

This is the worst joke ever

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36Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..

That is like one of the best ever who ever created this shouldbe famous man it is sick I would marry this joke if I could but whateva I find the someare really boring tehn I read this which makes ma hole faml laugh

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37Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!

Was wetting myself when I read this one. should be on the top ten

This is the funniest joke ihave ever heard of. laugh out loud HAHAA

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38Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan

So funny I laughed 15 minutes I told my mom she was red as a mug on that joke

Really funny cause she broke Japan when she jumped into the sea and caused the tsunami. Funny ah.

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39Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?

I think that joke is funny but an match compared to most others

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40Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny

DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!

That is so when they said lowered the prices

Lol soon funny

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