Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Get that is the worst joke I have ever heard get a life
Oww she mus be really fat to make the band skips when I read this I thought is was the end of my life
Lamest one yetV17 Comments
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
Best thing I heard all dayV53 Comments
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
This is to funny I fall of my bed cause I was laughing so hard
LOL Made me laugh so hard I pissed myselfV24 Comments
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
LOL love this one I broke out in laughter whoops lost the contest ;-;V14 Comments
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
The best one.. I posted did one bout yo momma so dumb she climbed mountain dew just thinking bout it cracks me up
Man it is so FUNNY it made me take out poop in my pants
This had me cracking up.V36 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
That was raw as heck the best one I seen
Funny thing is that it's only three letterV42 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
I told my brother this one and he felt played but the thing is we have the same mom
That's a good oneV20 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
I would of said the same thingV38 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
WOW1 That was one of the best jokes yet. I personally think that it should be in the top ten! Laugh out loud!
Yo mommy is so fat when you came out of her she said who the he'll is this
It's SO FUNNY HAHA laugh out loudV30 Comments
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11
The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
I really liked it because I notice that most of them are not even funny or even made scense or there probably got that off at someone that's wht I picked this yo mama joke.
If you want to contact me for a little prize for the only person that actually shared.
Totally should b #1V20 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
This joke is insanely funnyV30 Comments
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
So wrong but so funnyV11 Comments
Dang it! I pee'd my pants!
I was on YouTube when I saw this.
Laugh out loud good one.
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I get it because a bus is long and the windows in the middle are like the middle stuff in the twinkie and I'm still laughing from yesterday
Your mama so fat that when she goes camping bear hide their foodV19 Comments
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
This is the worst joke everV207 Comments
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
That is like one of the best ever who ever created this shouldbe famous man it is sick I would marry this joke if I could but whateva I find the someare really boring tehn I read this which makes ma hole faml laughV11 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
Was wetting myself when I read this one. should be on the top ten
This is the funniest joke ihave ever heard of. laugh out loud HAHAAV15 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
So funny I laughed 15 minutes I told my mom she was red as a mug on that joke
Really funny cause she broke Japan when she jumped into the sea and caused the tsunami. Funny ah.V11 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
I think that joke is funny but an match compared to most othersV18 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
That is so when they said lowered the prices
Lol soon funnyV17 Comments
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Top Remixes (79)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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