1 I'm a devil-worshiping cocktail of ethnicities addicted to abrasion, vociferation and the feeling of accelerating. I revel in the world's absurdity and comb through it for people I like. Do next to nothing. Consistently up past 3am, albeit usually alone.
Interesting. And do you find that girls avoid you frequently?
2 The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I am a virgin. Update; not anymore. Sorry, ladies.
Well, he obviously thinks he's funny, when in fact he's just an idiot.
Well I use to be a virgin but not any longer, but I got over it and I thing the world will too. hugs and lovs bab for ever
It's probably just a 15 Y.O. troll. Haha, I thought it was funny. I wonder if he paid for the full membership to say this...
3 Do you believe that men should be the head of the household? Yes. Millions of years of evolution have put men in a leadership position. Why change a good thing?
I'm sure that many women will want to be with you as much as they'd like to nurture their head lice and a basket of orphaned skunks in their cars.
My mom was boss then my wife now ex, I don't have a boss HELP! hugs and lovs bab for ever
4 For you personally, is abortion an option in case of accidental pregnancy? No. My sweat and blood lives no matter the case.
5 What I'm doing with my life: Ask the FBI, NSA, DHS, NYPD or the Mossad. I'm sure at least one of them has an idea.
6 The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I can't stop checking out a girl's ass or cup size. It's a guy thing.
7 Six Things I couldn't live without: My CPU, my PS3, my gf once I have one, internet, money, food.
Accurately describes me. Well, except the PS3 part, my one and true love is my computer...
This is totally something I would put on my profile. laugh out loud
Your attention is brought particularly to number three.
8 You should message me if my wife and kids are in danger.
9 I spend a lot of my time thinking about: Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK when he was 24. I'm almost 25, and by comparison, I haven't accomplished a thing.
Oh God, I must get into the history books before 24, no matter how evil it is!
10 What I'm doing with my life: I go to school to become an airplane. I'll be done by March next year.
Son, you'll be the best airplane like your father. He done the greatest world stunt in September 2001.
These people are so weird! Haha Great list!
The Contenders
11 Hey, Zara, what's your name?
Wow. Magnet work there.
12 If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? Yes, even if slightly overweight. People need to take care of themselves before taking care of another.
13 The first thing people notice about me: ninja sword.
14 Interesting fun facts about myself: I already got a girl...but three makes it a party