Top Ten Body Parts That Shouldn't Switch Places

How did I go from "Top 10 Stevie Wonder songs", to this?

Ow! Plus you'd eat poop.

This image in my head promises nightmares to come!

That would be so gross

Nose and vagina? Not a combination worth imagining!

I'll never wanna smell ever again!

Imagine going to the bathroom

The you would have a penis nose

That would be very creepy and gross.

Imagine boobs hanging off on the side of your head

I'm scarred for life.

This couldn't happen to me, thank goodness.

Imagine this: You're an innocent 13 year old girl, walking down the halls of your school, quite awkwardly since you're born with an extremely rare birth defect that only affects 1/20 people. You have 2 noses for feet and a foot for a nose. You can miracously breathe and smell out of your foot due to pore holes. You need custom shoes made to fit the shape of your noses. You have to hope you don't get a big foot, but yours is moderate. Would've been a size 8. And you're just walking, holding all your books when somebody reaches out and tickles your foot. You immediately laugh, dropping your heavy textbooks on your noses and yelp. Then, your sister who's a year older comes and starts tickling your toes. 'Aw, doesn't it suck having a foot for a nose? ' She taunts as your crush and endless classmates gather around, staring.
Yes that's why it would suck

I can't even imagine that. Whoever thought of this leave this in your imagine.