Top Ten Cave Story Fan Theories

The Top Ten

1 Balrog is a toaster

2 Quote is an idiot

3 Jack is actually black

Jack Black. Get it?

4 Mahin was actually born from Kazuma's butt

Laughing out loud at this one as I type. Seriously, what?

5 Mahin actually ate Jack when the two of them were locked together in a jail cell

Poor adorable little thing...

6 Jack starved to death in the jail cell because Mahin ate all the food

7 Kazuma actually literally ate a cockroach at one point

8 The Doctor is weak against apples

9 Misery is a furry

10 Jack is secretly gay for King

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11 Jack is smart/nerdy because he wears glasses

By far my favorite one.

12 Mimigas reproduce through spores

13 Jack is narcissistic

14 Balrog is a TV

15 Balrog is a suitcase

16 Balrog is a lunchbox

17 Ballos has balls of steel

18 Toroko and Sue were secretly a lesbian couple

19 Sue is a furry

20 Jack was once a military commander

21 King is full of himself

22 The Doctor is a sadist

23 Cave Story will appear in Super Smash Bros. someday

24 Most of the Mimigas are considerably older than they look

25 Mimigas have humanlike sexual organs

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