Top 10 Characters Who Should Beat Up Chris Thorndyke

Chris Thorndyke is a bitch. He deserves to be beaten up by hulks & with his lanky dick up hyper-femininely shaped private parts of females.
The Top Ten
1 King Bowser Koopa

I never really cared for Chris Thorndyke.

2 Kerchak
3 The Incredible Hulk Robert Bruce Banner, also known as The Hulk or Bruce Banner, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and was portrayed by Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Incredible Hulk would smash Chris Thorndyke with his fists for ever existing and being so useless.

4 Drago Bludvist
5 Thor Odinson
6 Crimewave Clyde
7 Superman Superman is a comic character. And probably the first powerful superhero in the fictional world. The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, high school students living in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1933. It was published by DC comics. The first animated superhero movie was superman. ...read more.
8 Clyde (the orange ghost from the Pac-Man series)
9 Prince Naveen

Prince Naveen would get pissed if hearing about Chris Thorndyke. He is big & muscular, so he ought to strangle that Thorndyke kid to death.

10 Princess Rosalina
The Contenders
11 Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.
12 Super Mario Mario, originally named Jumpman, is the main character of the Super Mario Bros. franchise, created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including games in spin-off series as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super Luigi U, Luigi's Mansion games, Yoshi's Island games, and similar counterparts. He is the most iconic character in video game history and is Nintendo's unofficial mascot. His franchise has grown to be the most successful video game franchise of all time.
13 Annoying Orange
14 King Mufasa
15 Prince Hans Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, also known as Hans Westergaard, is a fictional character from Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film, Frozen.
16 Mr. Douchebag
17 Tiny Tiger
18 Megatron Megatron is a character from the Transformers franchise, created by Hasbro in 1984, based on a toy design by Takara.
19 Bane Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.
20 Clyde (Pac-Man & the Ghostly Adventures)

Clyde: What do I do with that Thorndyke kid?

Blinky: STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH!

Inky: I always hated him & Sonic.

Pinky: Hey, Chris Thorndyke!

21 Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Raphael, also known as Raph, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
22 Princess Daisy Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland.

Daisy debuted in Super Mario Land in 1989, after few other appearances she disappeared for nine years until she was brought back in Mario Tennis (2000).

Daisy is known for being a tomboy especially compared to Princess Peach and Rosalina and... read more
23 Puff Puff (Your Favorite Martian)
24 King Triton (The Little Mermaid)
25 Crunch Bandicoot
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