Top 10 Characters You Want to Punch in the Face

The Top Ten
1 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series was hated by many people, and even voted by TV Guide as the 50th worst TV Show of all time.

Not that I was traumatized by Barney or anything, but I can guarantee that the punch wouldn't hurt my hand at all.

Barney is creepy. I really want to punch him in the face. Even though I almost chose Elmo. They are both creepy.

I hate you hate me you call this a family with a slice in the arm and a punch in the face this is the end of Barneys life.

I can't it good faith vote for Barney. Too many good childhood memories to consider.

2 Dora - Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer". Her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend, Boots.

Lol I don't even know why the heck I used to watch this. She so annoying like when something is literally right behind her she asks which one it is

Why does this brat have her own show? Seriously? She is so annoying I think real life kids are less annoying than her by a wide margin.

Yes! She is blind so she would not she me coming and before she knows it, she's dead. DIE DORA!

Then she'll cry like a sissy, shouting random things in Spanish

3 Caillou Caillou, which means "pebble" or "stone" in French, is the self-proclaimed "Prince of Imagination." He is a four-year-old boy who serves as the main protagonist of the TV series and books, both of which share his name. Caillou is bald and is usually seen wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt with a blue cap.

Caillou is a crybaby. He is a mix of Dave and (as much as I hate to say this) Courtney. Omg, Caillou is torture to my ears.

I have to say he's a pretty realistic portrayal of a small child, but really... You had to make him THAT obnoxious?

He looks like he has cancer and that makes me hesitate when punching this annoying little bastard

4 Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig

Her voice is annoying, the animation is cheap and she is SO BRATTY

Peppa can die in a fire. This is a headache.

I wish she would be turned to bacon

I hate her voice ugh

5 Dolores Umbridge

Just incinerate her instead of a knuckle sandwich. Problem solved.

I want to punch her and steal her kitten plate frames

I'm going to steal her cat picture frames

She's a cruel lady.

6 George Pig - Peppa Pig George Pig is a character in Peppa Pig. George is a small, one to three year old pig and the little brother of Peppa.

Can u please stop crying even if I shoot a hole with a bazooka through your head bro

I wouldn't punch George, But I would punch Peppa.

Nah, Peppa deserves it more than George

Must stop the tantrums sos

7 Elmo - Sesame Street Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.

Honestly, Elmo's World was my favorite segment when I watched Sesame Street back in the day

Kermit and Elmo should have a rap battle and Kermit should destroy Elmo.

This and Peppa pig should swap places why? this red creature sucks eggs

La la! Elmo's world where Elmo dies.

8 Mr. Krabs Eugene H. Krabs, or simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

I want to punch Krabs in the face for feeding off of Plankton's misery!

I'd take a baseball bat to his groin and break his shell protecting his flabby nutsack

He only sucked in post movie episodes

No Mr. Krabs is a legend

9 Misty - Pokemon Misty, known as Kasumi in Japan, is a character in the Pokémon franchise owned by Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri. She’s the gym leader in Cerulean city & specializes in water Pokemon. In the games, she’s known as ‘the tomboy mermaid.’ ...read more.
10 Boots - Dora the Explorer
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11 Fanboy
12 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series ...read more.

George Lucas must be high in drugs when he created the mutation known as Jar Jar...I mean look at that God forsaken thumbnail...makes me want to vomit

Noo! Not Jar Jar. He is the reason that the first star wars movie is my favorite of all time.

Isn't this guy the point guard for The Oklahoma City Thunder?

Jar Jar should be glad I'm not a star wars character.If I was I would kill him as soon as I saw him.-LitSavage

13 Bella Swan - Twilight

Why isn't she higher? Bella Swan is the biggest setback for feminism (mostly equalitarianism) ever created.

I hate her so much. She is a dumb Mary Sue.

14 Little Bill Little Bill is an American animated children's television series produced for Nick Jr. The stories are based on Bill Cosby's Little Bill book series, set in Philadelphia, and feature Bill Jr.

He looks like he was punched in the face already

He will haunt my nightmares

15 Lois Griffin - Family Guy Lois Patrice Griffin is one of the main characters of the American animated television series Family Guy.
16 Swiper the Fox - Dora the Explorer Swiper is the main antagonist in Dora the Explorer, appearing in nearly every single episode. He is a sneaky orange fox. As his name implies, Swiper steals or attempts to steal key items that help Dora on her adventures. Clever as he is, Swiper never manages to take Dora completely by surprise; an ominous "whisking" sound is always audible just prior to his appearances. ...read more.

Actually, Id really want to see swiper forget about the swiper no swiping and just kidnap boots.

17 J.T. Nelson
18 SwaySway - Breadwinners

I wish I could shoot him and Buhdeuce, they're both incredibly aggravating and annoying

Why does everyone hate Bubhuce (well I hate him to) but seriously. SwaySway should be blamed

I call him Swag instead.

His name is SWAYSWAY?

That's the dumbest name I've ever heard.

19 Daddy Pig - Peppa Pig

He's so fat you couldn't even lay a finger on him.

20 Shelly Marsh - South Park Shelly Marsh is a recurring character in "South Park," known as the daughter of Randy and Sharon Marsh and the older sister of Stan Marsh. While initially portrayed as vindictive, aggressive, and ill-tempered, often resorting to calling those around her "turds" and mistreating Stan, her character has evolved over the series. In more recent seasons, Shelly is characterized as assertive, with a greater... read more
21 Mason Starkey

I loathe Starkey more than J.T Nelson. Starkey does nothing for his stork brigade.

22 Beatrice Prior

I'm sorry, but not sorry. She's just a crappy katniss

23 Baby Bop - Barney & Friends Baby Bop is a minor character in the Backyard Gang video series and a main character in the Barney & Friends television show.

She looks like she is about to kill you

Her voice! Ugh! It's so high pitched!

She looks like Nicki Minaj

24 Mommy Pig - Peppa Pig

It's MUMMY PIG you American peasants

25 Sally Bollywood
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