Top Ten Cheesiest Love Songs

Love songs. We've all heard them. Most of these are mainstream pop songs you hear on the radio. So sit back, relax, and laugh at the stupidity of these songs.

The Top TenXW

1Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon

Every time I turn on the radio, this song is on. And the lyrics aren't even that great. Neither is the song itself. - RockFashionista

This is cheesy, but the adorable cheesy. Not like, ugh, Whistle. - WonkeyDude98

I hear this on the radio about 50 times a week. - Catacorn

This has to be on top!

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2I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

I like this song, but even I have to admit it's cheesy. - RiverClanRocks

Dear Carly Rae Jepsen:
We really really really really really don't care - AnonymousChick

3Baby - Justin Bieber

I'm not making this number 1 just because it's JB. It really is a bad song and I don't think repeating "baby" 50000 times is going to help you get a girlfriend. - RiverClanRocks

4What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

First of all, it's One Direction. Second of all, it's annoyingly catchy and you get it stuck in your head even though you hate it. - RiverClanRocks

Uuuggghhh. When I was in third grade, (in 2012) every little girl in my class was OBSESSED with this stupid song. Even as a third grader, I never understood why. - RockFashionista

5Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Is she even known for anything else other than this one song? - nintendofan126

This song is so cheesy, it's not even funny. - RiverClanRocks

6Marry You - Bruno Mars

I do NOT like Bruno at all. His songs are lame. - RiverClanRocks

7Kiss You - One DirectionV1 Comment
8Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

This song is porn. Literally. Porn. It was written for Fifty Shades of Gray (the movie) so that explains it. But still. It's porn. - RiverClanRocks

Don't hate me or anything, but I actually find this song better compared to most of the songs on this list. - nintendofan126

This song is messed up. Just completely perverted and messed up. - RockFashionista

This song is 100% pure auto-tune. - Catacorn

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9Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

The only Nicki song I can tolerate apart from Starships.
(Google said this was a love song, so I'm going with it.) - RiverClanRocks

10Love Story - Taylor Swift

What's wrong with this song? It's a bit nostalgic for me. - RockFashionista

This song just bores me. - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11Brainpower - Freezepop
12Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

A beautiful and upbeat love song, no doubt. It left a landmark in pop history! But it IS rather cheesy at times... - MontyPython

13I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith

Wow, I really had to add this myself? This is THE definitive cheesy love song. I doubt you could find anything cheesier than this if you tried. It was even for the soundtrack of a super cheesy disaster movie. - Zach808

14Treasure - Bruno Mars
15Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars

This song isn't that bad, it's just gotta be the cheesiest song ever written. - RockFashionista

16When I Was Your Man - Bruno MarsV1 Comment
17Stay With Me - Sam Smith
18All of Me - John Legend
19Eyes On Me - Faye Wong
20Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
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