Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
[Newest]It's sweet but very cheesy at the same time

2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer


Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
[Newest]I love dictionaries! If a guy said this to me, I'd instantly fall for him.

3If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.
[Newest]I got this from the book breakup formula!

4Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
[Newest]That is like really corny, yet cute!

5I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

6Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~

7Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

8You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.


Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
[Newest]Na just kidding probably die I told that to me bro and he laughed his ass off

9Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!


The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
[Newest]Best 1 yet! This is how I won my boyfriend <3 love you derek

10Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
I had a guy say this to me once!
I could work with this haha
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
[Newest]Wow... Not sure if I would fall for this but it sure is cheesy

The Contenders

11If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

12I Lost my number, can I have yours?
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!


A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
[Newest]Ian Somerhalder said this

13Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories"


This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
[Newest]Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up lines

14Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
This is great I did at school and she said yes

15Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

16Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

17You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
[Newest]I personally guarantee this one.

18I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice


I love this! Haha!
Laugh out loud funny and good

19Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

20Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!

21Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
Aw, this is the best one
This is so cute!

22You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

23Can I have directions? (to where) your heart

24Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.

25Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
I would laugh if someone said that to me


Its obviously so retarded!
this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed
[Newest]I would give a high five for this one;)... Laugh out loud

26Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist
This is a sweet one to

27Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you

28Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
I saw this on the suite life on deck...
Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.
A guy actually used this on me!


[Newest]I am pretty Zach said this.

29I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
thats cute in a creepy way
This one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

30You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

31Nobody's perfect…except you

32Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
I'll never see that harmless children's film series in the same way ever again. Thank you.


33You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
Great laugh out loud
Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud

34Are you a science book because I'd like to study your anatomy

35My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U

36Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
I LIKE! I LIKE a lot!
Yes! I know a girl named starr, Works wonders

37Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
Total laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is so great!
I just used this

38If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.
I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

39My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My girlfriend hates this so much! I think its hilarious!
That is so disgustingly cute! They will all go ew at first but soon enough they'll get it
That's definitely got it all over some of the others here.
[Newest]And I just have SO much to give...

40I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!
Id go for it if a guy said this to me

41How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
Laugh out loud. Just don't have the hot dog with ketchup and mayo, and that time of the month.


Haha had this used on me, found it so funny I gave the guy my number ;) x

42I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
Uh I am going to use this on maiden next monday thank you poster
I would feel very flattered if someone said this to me!

43I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.
The right girl would fall for it. It really works

44Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now

45Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...

46If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too.


47Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
I used this one and got kicked in the nuts

48Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
That's too good to to good

49I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
Wow that's Offensive good job and I have used this and it worked really well... She was German
Very convincing that you want one person alive more than a sick murderer wants 6 million people dead.
This one is so stupid

50Forget about Spider-man, Superman, and Batman. I will be your man

51If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Kinda creepy... but funny
Hehehehehe nice imma use this one

52Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
This is very romantic and nice
I tried this... Did not work out for some reason. Why? Maybe I said it like this "Hey, Do you have a phone? I need to call my friends because they're angels". I'm very stupid. I ended up on a curb with no shirt. ↑
I would have said yes to this one

53You are a fence, because I can't get over you

54That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...

55Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
Haha this one is awesome

56I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
Lol. It would have me worried a little bit though.
HAH! This is hilarious but it would freak me out

57Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
I would love it if someone said this to me
Same, I would be flattered

58Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
I don't really know what this flirt means exactly, but I used it on like 5 girls in messaging, no response yet.

59Can I have directions... to your heart?
It's so adorable aww I actually had a guy say this to me once I was so flattered aww..

60Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?

61Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy

62Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
From the Fresh Prince, lol


63How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?

64Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?

65Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

66Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey
I wish a guy would say this to me

67Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Trust me guys. That never ever works

68Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas

69is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.

70So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.

71Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me
Laugh out loud I play that game :P
I would really date anyone who uses this on me

72If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!
that is so gross!!!! haha

73If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.

74Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.

75If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
Ha had it happen. It doesn't work! And It just made me think that he was fat and ate too much McDonalds! Lmao don't use this one boys! Unless its to make someone pee themselves by laughing!

76You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
Probably the only line I would fall for!
П👌that was a good one

77Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it

78You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away
If someone said this to me I would so date them

79If you were my homework, I'd do you

80Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
Used this countless times Coincidentally I have also been in jail countless times.

81A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.

82I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've ever heard! :D

83You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
I could see that

84Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.

85Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you

86I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night
I like that one it is amazing like potato salad with lettuce and mayo

87Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special

88Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV

89Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.

90Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
I ued this one and now I'm going out with her. All guys should use this one

91Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs

92a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

93Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out

94Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!

95Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

96You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.

97If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.
That... is just gross

98I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
I fell of my bed..

99I want to give myself to you.
Ladies, you reply, "Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts. "

100There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus
I would love to smash uranus.

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