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1You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
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2Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants. More comments about Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
3Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you More comments about Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
4Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
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5Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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6I Lost my number, can I have yours?
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7Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
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8Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
9You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
10Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
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11If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together... More comments about If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
12You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
13I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
14Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
15Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
16I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
17Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
18My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. More comments about My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
19If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
20Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
21I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
22Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
23I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
24You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
25Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
26Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
27If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
28Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
29I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead. More comments about I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
30Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...
31If I followed you home, would you keep me?
32Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
33You are a fence, because I can't get over you
34That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...
35Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
36Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
37I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
38You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night
39Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
40Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
41Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?
42Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?
43Can I have directions... to your heart?
44Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
45Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy
46Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
47Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey
48How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?
49Is it hot in here or is it just you?
50Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
51If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.
52So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.
53Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
54If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!
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55is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.
56If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
57Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
58Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.
59You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away
60If you were my homework, I'd do you
61Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me
62You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
63I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
64A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.
65How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
66Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
67I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
68You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
69Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it
70I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night
71a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?
72Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
73Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV
74Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.
75You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
76If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.
77I want to give myself to you.
78Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
79Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs
80Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.
81Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you
82I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
83Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!
84Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special
85Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
86When God made you he was totally showing off
87I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
88What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
89Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.
90There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus
91If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
92Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
93Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
94I lost my virginity can I have yours
95Can I put my pimento in your Spanish Olive?
96OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother
97Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
98Is your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
99If we were in Catholic school, I would drop my pencil to look up your skirt.
100Lucy Pinder is hot but you're in a different league
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