Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

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1Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D

It's not bad at all... It's just that I'd laugh when he said it then realized, "Oh." - Fandom_Lover

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2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

I used this but she just slapped me I used it again and she slapped me third time I used it I think it worked cause she didn't slap me

This is awesome

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3If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I love it when someone said this to me he so cute

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

I said this to my boyfriend and he melted and now this is our 4th year together

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4I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover

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5Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

Wow, my girlfriend tried that on me once, and I burst out laughing

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6Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

I said this to my crush...

I think this on is perfect

7Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

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8If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

So adorable, I'd use this

Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.

9Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

Wow... Not sure if I would fall for this but it sure is cheesy

My boyfriend always says this to me:3

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10Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

I found this to be pretty clever.

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover

Clever but some people may not get it

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11I lost my number, can I have yours?

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

This is the best one of them

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12Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

*Slaps face* Arrogant turd. - Fandom_Lover

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13Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

I feel like this is one for guys to use. It doesn't really work for girls. A great line though

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14Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

I could use this on a girl I like

15Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

LMAO! lol I fell of my chair from laughing so hard! ya, I admit I had to read it a couple times b4 I got it

Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up lines

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16Can I have directions? (to where) your heart
17Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

I feel in love with the quote itself

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18You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.V1 Comment
19You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

Why are you looking at my breasts and legs anyway

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20Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

This is a sweet one to

This one is amazing

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
1. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
2. Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
3. You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.
1. Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
2. Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you
3. Nobody's perfect…except you

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