Cheesiest Pick Up LinesWhat is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
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I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! D
This is like the best one for all the youngsters out there!V34 Comments
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79
Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
I NEED to tell this to my crushV30 Comments
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.
This one us so smooth!V15 Comments
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
DIS ONE IS GOOD I LIKE IT
I wish my boyfriend told me things like this before we get it onV19 Comments
I said this to my crush...
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~
That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that
Want to use this
So adorable, I'd use this
I had a guy say this to me once!
I could work with this haha
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
My boyfriend always says this to me:3V7 Comments
I found this to be pretty clever.
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec
A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
It's not even clever if you lost your number why would you need someone else'sV11 Comments
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan
The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
Best 1 yet! This is how I won my boyfriend <3 love you derekV9 Comments
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
I'm using this line tomorrow on a girl I see all the time during lunch but never get to talk to. Well see how good it works lolV9 Comments
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec
This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up linesV14 Comments
Aw, this is the best one
Id fall for this
This is so cute!
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk
Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
Why are you looking at my breasts and legs anywayV8 Comments
Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.
This is a sweet one to
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Top Remixes (5)
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3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
2. Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
3. You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.
2. Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you
3. Nobody's perfect…except you
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