Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

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Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
[Newest]It's sweet but very cheesy at the same time

2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer


Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
[Newest]That would work so I am going to try it

3If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.
[Newest]I got this from the book breakup formula!

4Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
[Newest]That is like really corny, yet cute!

5I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

6Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~

7Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

8You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.


Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
[Newest]Why are you looking at my breasts and legs anyway

9Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!


The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
[Newest]Best 1 yet! This is how I won my boyfriend <3 love you derek

10Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
I had a guy say this to me once!
I could work with this haha
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
[Newest]Wow... Not sure if I would fall for this but it sure is cheesy

The Contenders

11If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

12I lost my number, can I have yours?
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!


A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
[Newest]Ian Somerhalder said this

13Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories"


This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
[Newest]Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up lines

14Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
This is great I did at school and she said yes

15Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

16Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
[Newest]I personally guarantee this one.

17Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

18I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you will be lovin' it.
There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice


I love this! Haha!
Laugh out loud funny and good

19Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

20Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!

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