Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer


Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
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2Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
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3Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! XD But I it would be really cheesy! LOL! ;D
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4Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!


The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
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5Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories"


This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. Its the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
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6I Lost my number, can I have yours?
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!


A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
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7Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
I would laugh if someone said that to me


Its obviously so retarded!
this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed
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8Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
This is great I did at school and she said yes

9You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.


10Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
I saw this on the suite life on deck...
Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.
A guy actually used this on me!


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The Contenders

11If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
I will so try this
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12You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
Great laugh out loud

13I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
I love this! Haha!
Laugh out loud funny and good
Very corny and stupid

14Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
Total laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is so great!
I just used this

15Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~
Aww that one made my day!
Aww that's so sweet!

16I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!
Id go for it if a guy said this to me

17Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
i had a guy say this to me once!!
I could work with this haha

18My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My girlfriend hates this so much! I think its hilarious!
That is so disgustingly cute! They will all go ew at first but soon enough they'll get it
Hahaah! This is funny..!... I would definitely use it :D and I'm a girl as well! Ahaha!.. I used it on my friend, he just laughed
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19If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.
I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

20Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

21I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.
The right girl would fall for it. It really works

22Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
I used this one and got kicked in the nuts

23I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
thats cute in a creepy way
this one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

24You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

25Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now

26Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.

27If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too.


28Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
That's too good to to good

29I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
Wow that's Offensive good job and I have used this and it worked really well... She was German
Very convincing that you want one person alive more than a sick murderer wants 6 million people dead.
This one is so stupid
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30Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...

31If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Kinda creepy... but funny
Hehehehehe nice imma use this one

32Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
This is very romantic and nice
I tried this... Did not work out for some reason. Why? Maybe I said it like this "Hey, Do you have a phone? I need to call my friends because they're angels". I'm very stupid. I ended up on a curb with no shirt. ↑

33You are a fence, because I can't get over you
Imma use it rynow
Dumb $@& learn to spell


34That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...

35Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
Haha this one is awesome

36Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
I LIKE! I LIKE a lot!
Yes! I know a girl named starr, Works wonders

37I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
Holy crap this is awesomep

38You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

39Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
I don't really know what this flirt means exactly, but I used it on like 5 girls in messaging, no response yet.

40Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.

41Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?

42Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?

43Can I have directions... to your heart?

44Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas

45Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy

46Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
So you want them to dervitly blow up!?

47Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey

48How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?

49Is it hot in here or is it just you?

50Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

51If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.

52So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.

53Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
This should be #1!

54If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!

that is so gross!!!! haha

55is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.

56If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
Ha had it happen. It doesn't work! And It just made me think that he was fat and ate too much McDonalds! Lmao don't use this one boys! Unless its to make someone pee themselves by laughing!
This one is halez

57Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
I'll never see that harmless children's film series in the same way ever again. Thank you.


58Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.

59You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away

60If you were my homework, I'd do you

61Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me

62You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
Probably the only line I would fall for!

63I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've ever heard! :D

64A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.

65How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
Haha had this used on me, found it so funny I gave the guy my number ;) x

66Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
Used this countless times Coincidentally I have also been in jail countless times.

67I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
Uh I am going to use this on maiden next monday thank you poster
I would feel very flattered if someone said this to me!

68You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
I could see that

69Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it

70I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night

71a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

72Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out

73Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV

74Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

75You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.

76If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.

77I want to give myself to you.
Ladies, you reply, "Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts. "

78Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

79Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs

80Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.

81Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you

82I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?

83Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!

84Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special

85Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

86When God made you he was totally showing off
This is a pickup line that worked for me, so I thought this might be helpful for you guys. I hope you will use it. Many greets

87I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
I fell of my bed..

88What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.

89Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.

90There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus

91If you were a computer I would've accessed you.

92Are you a dog because you're making me meow?

93Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long

94I lost my virginity can I have yours

95Can I put my pimento in your Spanish Olive?

96OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother

97Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?

98Is your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
Heard this one a billion times, but it's still sweet

99If we were in Catholic school, I would drop my pencil to look up your skirt.

100Lucy Pinder is hot but you're in a different league

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This list was created 6 years, 359 days ago and has been voted on over 2,000 times. This top ten list contains 140 items.

Updated Thursday, April 17, 2014

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