Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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The Top Ten

1
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
[Newest]This One Is Very Good

2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer

Razor79

Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
[Newest]If anyone ever told me this, I would instantly date them

3If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

4Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~
Aww that one made my day!
Aww that's so sweet!

5Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
I had a guy say this to me once!
I could work with this haha
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

6You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.

PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
[Newest]This one sounds hilarious

7Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
DIS ONE IS GOOD I LIKE IT
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
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That is like really corny, yet cute!

8Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

9You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
[Newest]Now I want to go for a walk, laugh out loud too bad I live in the ghetto and everyone wants to ask for money, or cigarettes, or something

10Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
Ok this one sucks

The Contenders

11Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
This is great I did at school and she said yes

12I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
I love this! Haha!
Laugh out loud funny and good
Very corny and stupid

13I Lost my number, can I have yours?
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!

Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
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Ian Somerhalder said this

14Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!

Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
[Newest]I would just wait for a guy to use this on me.

15You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

16Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories"

Bec

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
[Newest]Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up lines

17Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
A bit gross annd creepy.

18I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
thats cute in a creepy way
This one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

19Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
I would laugh if someone said that to me

sports11

Its obviously so retarded!
this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed
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I would give a high five for this one;)... Laugh out loud

20Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
I'll never see that harmless children's film series in the same way ever again. Thank you.

PositronWildhawk


21Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
I saw this on the suite life on deck...
Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.
A guy actually used this on me!

superstar123

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I am pretty Zach said this.

22Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
I LIKE! I LIKE a lot!
Yes! I know a girl named starr, Works wonders

23You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
Great laugh out loud

24I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
Uh I am going to use this on maiden next monday thank you poster
I would feel very flattered if someone said this to me!

25How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
Laugh out loud. Just don't have the hot dog with ketchup and mayo, and that time of the month.

ethanmeinster

Haha had this used on me, found it so funny I gave the guy my number ;) x

26Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
Total laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is so great!
I just used this

27If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.
I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

28I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!
Id go for it if a guy said this to me
Feels like that skittles commerial.

29My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My girlfriend hates this so much! I think its hilarious!
That is so disgustingly cute! They will all go ew at first but soon enough they'll get it
Hahaah! This is funny..!... I would definitely use it :D and I'm a girl as well! Ahaha!.. I used it on my friend, he just laughed
[Newest]That's definitely got it all over some of the others here.

30I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.
The right girl would fall for it. It really works

31Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now

32Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
I used this one and got kicked in the nuts

33If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too.

jwileson


34Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...

35Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
That's too good to to good

36I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
Wow that's Offensive good job and I have used this and it worked really well... She was German
This one is so stupid
Very convincing that you want one person alive more than a sick murderer wants 6 million people dead.
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Ahaha, lmao, this is brilliant!

37If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Kinda creepy... but funny
Hehehehehe nice imma use this one

38Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
This is very romantic and nice
I tried this... Did not work out for some reason. Why? Maybe I said it like this "Hey, Do you have a phone? I need to call my friends because they're angels". I'm very stupid. I ended up on a curb with no shirt. โ†‘
I would have said yes to this one

39You are a fence, because I can't get over you
Imma use it rynow

40That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...

41Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
Haha this one is awesome

42Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
I don't really know what this flirt means exactly, but I used it on like 5 girls in messaging, no response yet.

43I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
HAH! This is hilarious but it would freak me out
Holy crap this is awesomep

44Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
Ctfuu too silly I was dying

45Can I have directions... to your heart?
It's so adorable aww I actually had a guy say this to me once I was so flattered aww..

46Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?

47Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?

48Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas

49Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

50Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy

51Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
So you want them to dervitly blow up!?

52Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey

53So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.

54How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?

55Is it hot in here or is it just you?

56If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!
that is so gross!!!! haha

57If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.

58is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.

59If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
Ha had it happen. It doesn't work! And It just made me think that he was fat and ate too much McDonalds! Lmao don't use this one boys! Unless its to make someone pee themselves by laughing!
This one is halez

60Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me
I would really date anyone who uses this on me
Laugh out loud I play that game :P

61Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.

62You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away

63If you were my homework, I'd do you

64You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
Probably the only line I would fall for!
ะŸ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthat was a good one

65A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.

66Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
Used this countless times Coincidentally I have also been in jail countless times.

67I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've ever heard! :D

68Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it

69I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night
I like that one it is amazing like potato salad with lettuce and mayo

70You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
I could see that

71a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

72Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out

73Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special

74Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV

75Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

76You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.

77If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.

78I want to give myself to you.
Ladies, you reply, "Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts. "

79Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.

80There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus
I would love to smash uranus.

81Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
You'd get slapped so damn hard lmao!

82Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs

83Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.

84Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you

85I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?

86Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!

87Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
I would kick a guy for that๐Ÿ˜ˆ
I would turn and run away

88When God made you he was totally showing off
This is a pickup line that worked for me, so I thought this might be helpful for you guys. I hope you will use it. Many greets

89I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
I fell of my bed..

90What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.

91If you were a computer I would've accessed you.

92Are you a dog because you're making me meow?

93Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long

94I lost my virginity can I have yours

95Can I put my pimento in your Spanish Olive?

96OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother

97Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?

98Is your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
Heard this one a billion times, but it's still sweet
So sweet and cute

99If we were in Catholic school, I would drop my pencil to look up your skirt.
Only a pervert would say that

100Lucy Pinder is hot but you're in a different league

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