Cheesiest Pick Up LinesWhat is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
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I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
Ahh I fell for this one lol I wish some one would say this to meV 48 Comments
Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79
I love dictionaries! If a guy said this to me, I'd instantly fall for him. - RockFashionista
My girlfriend got a kick out of this oneV 30 Comments
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.
This one is cuteV 23 Comments
If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.
"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_LoverV 3 Comments
Could just mean you're funny looking...V 3 Comments
This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..
That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for thatV 5 Comments
My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.
Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.V 1 Comment
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...
That is gross but it is kinda funnyV 25 Comments
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
Then you say, you wouldn't be lost because I'll be right beside you.
My boyfriend always says this to me:3
Wow... Not sure if I would fall for this but it sure is cheesyV 4 Comments
I found this to be pretty clever.
Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover
Clever but some people may not get it
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
I feel like this is one for guys to use. It doesn't really work for girls. A great line thoughV 8 Comments
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec
A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
Haha my boyfriend would not stop laughingV 12 Comments
I could use this on a girl I like
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan
The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
I would just wait for a guy to use this on me.V 11 Comments
That is so awesome I could us thisV 2 Comments
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec
This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
Depends on the guy if he looks out of my age bubble or unsanitary I would totally be creeped out. If he looked well groomed would be a different storyV 13 Comments
I feel in love with the quote itselfV 4 Comments
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk
Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
That is the weirdest thing everV 8 Comments
Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.V 5 Comments
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List StatsUpdated 18 Jan 2017
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Top Remixes (5)
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