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1Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
3If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
4Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
5Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
6You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
7Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
8Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
9You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
10Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
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11Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
12I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
13I Lost my number, can I have yours?
14Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
15You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night
16Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
17Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
18I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
19Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
20Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
21Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
22Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
23You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
24I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
25How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
26Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
27If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
28I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
29My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
30I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
31Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
32Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
33If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
34Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...
35Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
36I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
37If I followed you home, would you keep me?
38Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
39You are a fence, because I can't get over you
40That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...
41Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
42Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
43I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
44Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
45Can I have directions... to your heart?
46Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?
47Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?
48Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
49Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
50Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy
51Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
52Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey
53So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.
54How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?
55Is it hot in here or is it just you?
56If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!
57If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.
58is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.
59If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
60Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me
61Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.
62You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away
63If you were my homework, I'd do you
64You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
65A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.
66Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
67I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
68Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it
69I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night
70You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
71a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?
72Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
73Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special
74Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV
75Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.
76You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
77If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.
78I want to give myself to you.
79Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.
80There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus
81Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
82Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs
83Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.
84Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you
85I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
86Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!
87Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
88When God made you he was totally showing off
89I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
90What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
91If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
92Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
93Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
94I lost my virginity can I have yours
95Can I put my pimento in your Spanish Olive?
96OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother
97Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
98Is your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
99If we were in Catholic school, I would drop my pencil to look up your skirt.
100Lucy Pinder is hot but you're in a different league
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