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1You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
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2Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants. More comments about Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
3Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you More comments about Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
4Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
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5Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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6I Lost my number, can I have yours?
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7You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs More comments about You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
8Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
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9Your name must be Campbells 'cus you're mmm mmm good
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10Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
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11If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together... More comments about If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
12You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
13I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it
14I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
15Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes
16If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
17Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?
18Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
19I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
20Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
21I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
22Why don't we play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
23My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. More comments about My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
24Are those space pants you're wearing. because your ass is out of this world
25If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
26You walk over and hold out your hand will you hold this while I take a walk?
27If I followed you home, would you keep me?
28Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...
29Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong.
30Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.
31I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead. More comments about I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.
32That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...
33Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
34You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night
35Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
36Girl, if you catch me breakin into your house, its revenge for stealing my heart.
37You are a fence, because I can't get over you
38Is your name Star? Because I like Uranus.
39I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U
40Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?
41Have we met before, 'cause you look familiar?
42Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.
43Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy
44Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!
45How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?
46Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
47If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.
48So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.
49Is it hot in here or is it just you?
50Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
51is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.
52Girl, are there bees all over you? Cause you look sweeter than honey
53If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.
54Can I have directions... to your heart?
55If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!
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56Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.
57Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
58You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.
59I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
60Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me, you gave me a Buzz now I have a Woody
61Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me
62If you were my homework, I'd do you
63A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.
64How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?
65You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight
66Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it
67Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.
68You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
69If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.
70I want to give myself to you.
71I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night
72I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
73a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?
74Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
75You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away
76Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.
77Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
78When God made you he was totally showing off
79I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.
80I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?
81Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.
82There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus
83Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.
84Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.
85Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you
86Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you!
87Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special
88Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
89I lost my virginity can I have yours
90What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
91If we were in Catholic school, I would drop my pencil to look up your skirt.
92Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs
93If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
94Lucy Pinder is hot but you're in a different league
95Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
96Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV
97Can I put my pimento in your Spanish Olive?
98OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother
99(With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?
100Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
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