Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

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1Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! D

This is like the best one for all the youngsters out there!

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2You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]

Who did you make that for your grandma

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3If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I love it when someone said this to me he so cute

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

That one is pretty tight gonna try it

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4I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
5Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

DIS ONE IS GOOD I LIKE IT

I wish my boyfriend told me things like this before we get it on

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6Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

I said this to my crush...

7Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

8If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

So adorable, I'd use this

9Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I had a guy say this to me once!

I could work with this haha

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

My boyfriend always says this to me:3

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10Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

I found this to be pretty clever.

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?Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a sweet butt

I used this on my crush lol

?Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet
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11I lost my number, can I have yours?

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

It's the best one

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12Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

Best 1 yet! This is how I won my boyfriend <3 love you derek

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13Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1 :)

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

I personally guarantee this one. - PetSounds

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14Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes
15Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

Damn I told a girl that now there my. Girl friend I knew she loves cheesy pick up lines

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16Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Aw, this is the best one

Id fall for this

This is so cute!

17Can I have directions? (to where) your heart
18You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
19You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

Why are you looking at my breasts and legs anyway

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20Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

This is a sweet one to

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
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1. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
2. Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
3. You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.
grove
1. Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
2. Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you
3. Nobody's perfect…except you
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