Top 10 Best Comebacks

The Top Ten
1 I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a crap

I don't use comebacks because I'm the nicest person youll ever meet

Like it. Should probably use it.

Number 1 should be: Your mom gay

2 Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

I need to use this

3 You look like you fell out of a unicorn's butt
4 If I am ever drunk, you'll be good looking

I should probably say that to some1

5 Where did you got those clothes? At the toilet store?

Lol. You wear stuff that has something to do with toilets! HA!

Awesome Comeback.

6 You rise and you shine!

That's my motto, because you never know what kind of great day you'll have.
Its Joeysworld

I don't get this one?

7 Don't you forget about me? More like I will forget about you and Simple Minds will sue you for covering their song!
8 If I throw a stick, would you leave?
9 If you hate this, I will hate you.
10 Autotune makes you sound like a computerized voice!

I should use this one on my sister

The Contenders
11 Do you need some sunscreen? Because you just got burned.

This is what you'd say after a good comeback, not really a comeback

Why is there a capital on every word? Grammar first, not safety!

Is this even a comeback

12 Nice wig, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair!

This kind of made me laugh, but that's a gross comeback...

Oh... I saw this another site before

This one is stupid.

This is the best one so far

13 What you're doing isn't okay at all.
14 I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works

You are so ugly when you looked at your face in the mirror it shattered in pieces

Ooh, that is a scalder! Perfect for my brother. Thank you, fellow TopTenner.

It's funny in a way

15 I should get one of there erasers that say for big mistakes and throw it at you
16 I bet your brain feels as good as new seeing you never use it

LOL You had no brain!

Lol. I love this one.

17 I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?
18 If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level
19 Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on.

One idiot in my school kept calling me gay to annoy me. And then I used this comeback on him. I didn't really what this meant. I just found it on the internet and thought it would be effective. But then his dumb friend told the whole grade what I said. Thankfully, when some people asked me what I said, I lied to them and they believed me. And the guy who blabbed to everyone now denies it. Barely anyone talks about it anymore. I was only bothered by it for two days by a few people.

How about George Costanza's Jerk Store comeback?

Great I'm the worlds comeback committiee and this is incredible

20 That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur

This is a copy of what's on the first page.

21 I'll see you in heck.

Okay. See you there!

22 I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one

LOL This is so mean, but funny!

That is hilarious.

You copy this

23 Need some lessons because you just got schooled
24 I bet your mother has a loud bark

Not a good comeback at all.

Stupid comeback.

25 What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy your existence?

Okay this is amazing <--Says the kid who loved Joker

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