Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Moments

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Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.

NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.

The Top Ten

1 Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart) Bard the Dragon (Baby Mozart)

BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime

I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.

2 Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach) Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)

AHHH! I am half screaming and half singing like he does. This is the second creepiest moment in Baby Einstein, but don't get me started on #1. You all saw this coming. - theendoftime

3 Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare) Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)

The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime

Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven

4 Dolls (Language Nursery) Dolls (Language Nursery) V 1 Comment
5 Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart) Bard Plush Toy (Baby Mozart)

Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime

6 Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart) Pecking Rooster (Baby Mozart)

The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime

This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack

7 Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach) Meep Meep the Chicken (Baby Bach)

The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime

8 Robots (Baby Bach) Robots (Baby Bach)

The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime

9 Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach) Talking Sunflower (Baby Bach)

Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime

10 Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh) Dancing Cacti (Baby Van Gogh)

They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!

The Contenders

11 Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery) Knocking Over Stacked Letter Blocks (Language Nursery)

It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime

12 Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune) Goldfish Popup (Baby Neptune)

Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon go

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13 Clowns (Baby Bach) Clowns (Baby Bach)
14 Kinetic Sculptures (Baby Bach) Kinetic Sculptures (Baby Bach)

These things gave me one nightmare, mainly on the end.

15 Jack-in-the-box (Baby Van Gogh) Jack-in-the-box (Baby Van Gogh)
16 Bugs (Baby Van Gogh) Bugs (Baby Van Gogh)
17 Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci) Wooden Boy (Baby Da Vinci)
18 Jane the Monkey Jumpscare Jane the Monkey Jumpscare

So creepy that Jane popped up out of nowhere and I got so scared that I had nightmares of her popping up on the screen.

19 Walking Duck (Baby Dolittle)
20 Possessed Van Gogh (Baby Van Gogh)

At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face

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