Top 10 Creepiest Baby Einstein Momentstheendoftime Baby Einstein is a franchise created by Julie Aigner-Clark. She created it as entertainment for babies and toddlers, so it must be all fun and games, right? Wrong. Baby Einstein has some scary parts in it, but babies don't even realize it until later. And it can scar you for life, like it did for me. So I'm counting down the top 10 creepiest Baby Einstein moments.
NOTE- I only found exactly 10 creepy moments in Baby Einstein, and that was perfect! The problem is...they were from the very first four movies: Language Nursery, Baby Mozart, Baby Bach, and Baby Shakespeare.
The Top Ten
BLAH! Bard the Dragon tops as the creepiest moment in Baby Einstein. The puppet shows starring him, (A New Friend and Blah! ) scared me equally as a baby. I've had nightmares about him, and I remember one like it was yesterday. He appeared one day in front of me, and I tried to blah him away. Worst mistake. He started blahing at me just like he did in Baby Mozart. Several times. Then, I ran away, and the last thing I saw was Bard. Then I woke up. - theendoftime
I was more scared of him walking into the screen than his blah.
AHHH! I am half screaming and half singing like he does. This is the second creepiest moment in Baby Einstein, but don't get me started on #1. You all saw this coming. - theendoftime
The six note opening introduces Bard the Dragon, host of Baby Shakespeare. But don't let my description fool you. Watch and you'll see yourself. - theendoftime
Which is symphony 9, 2nd movement, Beethoven
Right after Turkish March, a Bard the Dragon plush randomly falls to the ground and scares everyone with a loud noise. - theendoftime
The rooster pecks three times, each making a loud noise. The first two would surprise someone, but the last peck waits a couple seconds so it can make you pee your pants. - theendoftime
This is the creepiest scene in the entire Baby Einstein series! The 3 pecks sometimes give me nightmares. - JackJack8ack
The very beginning of Baby Bach. With that background music, this is pretty creepy stuff. - theendoftime
The robots just creep me out for some reason. - theendoftime
Creepy, but it wasn't the scariest thing that happened in Baby Bach. - theendoftime
They would give me nightmares when I was 2! It's why Baby Van Gogh's the scariest episode!
It didn't scare me until the hand knocked over the blocks. - theendoftime
Yeah it's scary the goldfish popup was terrible just like your chance at catching a ditto in pokemon goV 3 Comments
These things gave me one nightmare, mainly on the end.
So creepy that Jane popped up out of nowhere and I got so scared that I had nightmares of her popping up on the screen.
At the beginning of baby van Gogh he comes out with paint all over his face
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List StatsUpdated 23 Jan 2017
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2. Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)
3. Bard Jumpscare (Baby Shakespeare)