Top Ten Most Dangerous Places to Poop

You will freeze to death, and there are no toilets up there.

Seriously, you'll freeze to death before you take a crap.

Really people, top ten toilets, okay. BUT TOP TEN PLACES TO DANGEROUS TO TURD ON?! WHAT THE
HELL?

Well he's already wearing some on his head

I would pee poop and spit on Donald trump

His brain is already poop. So yeah.

Can I do this on his hair?

Say goodbye to your ass

The rabid fanbase will go crazy on you. Don't expect to be living after they get you for this.

Their army-sized fanbase would destroy you for that one.

My genius mind tells me I've found a Metallica fan...

I Wouldn't Mind Pooping On Lulu Cause That Album Sucks D***.Other Than That No.

Expect to be fined trillions and billions of dollars for doing that.

Actually, I would do this. I'd be the guy immortalized as

This is now a millions of pounds pile of poo

Not if it's a fake!

Well, he kidnapped Princess Peach, so in my opinion, he sorta deserves it. lol

Oh please. If you died, then you wouldn't be typing that sentence in.

I have a feeling a young child made this list.

I Died doing that

Only people who are willing to give their life just for going to the toilet on a submarine will do this.

I hope poo is a natural sponge which is found in uranus...

Hurry! Let out that last crap before you drown!

Depends how quick is 'quickl' and if you are a fast pooper or not.

Sorry. Not getting sacrificed. Better to poop on yourself 1,000 times, than be killed for a satanic ritual.

"We shall sacrifice this turd for our dark lord Lucifer! "

When I was 2 I would poop in my diaper in public all the time!

He is gonna sing like a flopping shark when seeing you poop...

To be honest that isn't dangerous

This isn't dangerous - just creepy

When I went to Vegas as a 2 year old I pooped my diaper near the Mirage volcano

Who would be stupid enough to do all this stuff?

My dad crapped in one

I do this on vacation here

You could get in trouble and worse trouble

And how may I ask, is this dangerous?

teen girl : ew how can you do this like dude that's rude and sooooo gross like why would you do this your 6 little sis.. I'm posting this now *cleans poop on face* HEY GUYS MY LITTLE SIS POOPED

I don't think I would call what's on the guy's head hair... maybe a bowl of spaghetti? A toilet that has just been used? If I'm going to be nice, a mess of hair that is very ugly.

He deserve to be pooped on his hair

When I was 2 I went to Vegas (which is in the middle of a desert) and I pooped my diaper there.

I pooped here and it's 100% safe