Top Ten Dreadful Puns About Technology

The Top Ten

1 After the founder of a technology firm died, the company paid tribute by adding a component to their new design. It was anode.

2 When do Sony's smartphones XPiria?

3 A calculator is something to count on.

4 I can get voice recognition software on Androids. Don't be Siri.

5 Someone removed Office from my laptop. I'm angry. They have my Word.

6 I met a nice girl over Yahoo! It was better than going out with a GMail.

7 I got a new printer which worked without a lead. That's one wire less.

8 Apple do state-of-the-art first aid with iPads.

9 I like betavoltaics. I don't have to make omelets manually anymore.

10 The company wants a change of design; I don't want too high a resistance.

The Contenders

11 The Technology is a mix of what, he humbly calls on lovely planet Earth, Tech-Deck by Jamie's Biology

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