Top Ten Dumbest Names to Use for Metal Bands

The Top Ten

1 The Five Angry Men With Throat Cancer

I assume that this would be the most appropriate name when it comes to black metal.

Isn't this every black metal band?

2 Shredded Wheats from the Grannycore

My granny would be a perfect fit in this band. Got lots of spunk left in her.

3 Period of The Everlasting

4 Lobotomists For Newborns

5 Vagina of Leeches

6 Black, Black and More Black With a Hint of Blackness

Isn't this is the most beautiful name you ever heard in your entire life?

7 Refunding the Thorn Money

8 The Unborn Pedophiles

9 Definitely Not Cop-Outs....

10 God's Deformed Willy

*uncontrollable laughter*

The Contenders

11 Meals on the Metallic Metal Wheels

12 The Edgetards for Dummies

13 The Dopplegangbangers

14 Send Us The Pizza of The Devil Spawn Eggs

15 The Metal Band

16 Wombat Vengeance

17 Burying My Pet Cat Muffin

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