Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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1
Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
What in the hell does this sentence mean

livinglegend

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.
Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.
[Newest]What the hell this sentence mean?

2Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron
Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.
I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything?

Mushroom99

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything
[Newest]I just laughed at the stupidity.

3If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know
Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.

Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.
Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing
[Newest]Maybe he wrote this the day after Christmas... Nah he's just on crack

4Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down
Keep that money to yourself

preachinpreach

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus

2tasty4U

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.
[Newest]How could anyone brag about having money hanging out their ass?

5I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers
Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy!

moose4life19

I feel like makin moves like chess

preachinpreach

sounds pretty smart to say lol

SoM3rAnD0MgUy07


6Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang
this sucks . So its suckin

2tasty4U

I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade

preachinpreach

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

7Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is
That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous
Emnim is a amazing rapper this is a funny line ITS SUPPOSED TO DUMB!
Pfft this is so funny shouldn't be on this list I could listen to that verse all day long + My Name Is is a great song. laugh out loud
[Newest]This is a funny line

8My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss
the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously

Dania0671

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.
Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

9She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song
Such a bad rapper
These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?
The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second
[Newest]She has brown hair so I call her brown hair.

10I ain't neer seen an a** like that, you make my pee pee go, a-doing-doing-doing - Eminem
That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.
Makes me laugh so much
It was meant to be funny, it's not dumb.
[Newest]Its not dumb, its funny

The Contenders

11I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot
You ain't cause your not? WTF?
Lmao. I'm black because I'm African. You ain't because you not.

12She's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper Lil Wayne - Lollipop
The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

13In a 600 ain't no smokin' cigada, Come over here I think I see your baby fada, Here go the number to my casa, If you in a rush you call me manana Mase - What You Want
He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together.

ilovekelly75

Not suprising this dumbass made the list twice...

14N****'s know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, Got it. One egg short of the omelet. Simon Says ta shoot a n**** in his Thigh and Legs and tell him Ketchup Like Miyo-Naise..Uhm! Lil Wayne
I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping society

15I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent
Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.

16I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester
This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

17Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground
So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of eminems mouth.
Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium eminem
What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid
[Newest]Funniest rap line ever

simpsondude


18It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay
Worst lyric from the worst song.

ChrisHenry


19Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne
This line is hilariously bad.
The beat is even worse than this lyric.
Basically anything on this list could be number one but this one is particularly stupid. Let me clear this up for you.
The 'g' in lasagna is not silent. It's a common misconception. If it was silent the word would be pronounced 'lasana'.

20Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action
Huh? Double it times 3? (0. O)

21I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed - Lil Wayne - A Milli
The lyric suck and the word milli is repeated way to much like who wants to here the same word over and over thru out the song
Basically lil penis says what he is it's the truth

22Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Kanye West - Gettin it in
I hope that's not a euphamism 'i'm trying to make it to your anus
That's not even astrology - it's astronomy.

23First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity. M.O.P - Half and Half

24Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy, but those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny. Camron - 5 Boroughs

25You wanna lick the (w)rapper- Lil' Wayne- Lollipop

26What do you want me to tell you, I sold a little dust. But it's okay because I believe in Jesus - Plies
the most hypocritical statement in the history of language.

27Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth. - Jay-Z - Its Hot
Geocentric theories of the universe are so Middle Ages, Jay-Z. Come on, now. With all that money, you could at least take an Astronomy class. SMH @ this pathetic line. It should be #1.

28I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho. - 50 Cent - Candy Shop
I don't think guys can be nymphos

29Theres no need to lie folk, why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed? - Timbaland - Get on the Bus
Damn dis is stupid, I thought you were supposed to but I don't know what you be smoking

30Rack City B*****, Rack Rack City B**** - Tyga - Rack City

31Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily - Twinz - Big Punisher

32We in the club doin' the same ol' two step, Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out, Cause we don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out 50 Cent - Wanksta

33Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity - Eminem - Lose Yourself
Actually, this is an awesome lyric. 10 years later, all of eminems songs are forgotten except lose yourself. Long live lose yourself!
This line is great and the song is the best sing of all time

simpsondude

This song is a masterpiece.
[Newest]The lyrics are the best about this song

34Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss - Lil' Wayne
Rats gonna rat? What does that even mean? Rats squeak just like mice do. They do it whenever they're hurt or pissed off.
At least he got the hiss part right.
Rats also brux and boggle when they're happy. Bruxing is a grinding sound they make with their teeth.

35Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble Ehbludebleebudebuebludebiblumble - will.i.am - Crazy Kids
He actually got paid for that dumb lyric. A lot. I'm not kidding. He made lots of money off of that lyric. Probably more than you'll make in a year. He probably has enough money to buy a new car.
The writers must've gave up while they were writing the lyrics to this song.

36Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like 'blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah,' I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP! - Trina - Here We Go

37And I got her n****, grocery bags - Gudda Gudda - Bedrock
This definitely ranks #1 in my list.
Well, I've heard other haunting lyrics.
That lyric is gonna haunt him.

38I go so hard they call me go so hard - Lil Wayne

39Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga
I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.
Why would you say that to a stripper?

40Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.
How can anyone do that?
Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

41Swag on you - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
I thought swag was an essence, not a noun.
Not even a rap line

42The booty so smooth, can't believe is not butter. - Tyga - Bubble Butt

43Now I know ya'll be lovin this s**t right here, L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here - Limp Bizkit - Rollin

44Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for phenomenal - Lil Wayne
Last time I checked phenomenal started with a "P"

45Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, imma start laying any of these m************ c********** - Eminem - Don't Push Me
I think he's saying "No joke my patience is exhausted and now imma start shooting people" but when he says it that way, it sounds like "seriously, I'm gonna start having sex whith dudes"

46Pop that p**** like a zit - Lil Wayne/Rick Ross/French Montana - Pop That

47Last name Ever. First name Greatest. - Drake - Forever
Makes sense greatest ever

48Humm, humm, underwear? - Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow
Who raps about underwear, but then again it's the chick who made the song stupid hoe.

49Hannah Montana... - Migo - Versace
It goes on like that for I don't know how long... I wonder when the song, "Teletubbies" is going to come out.
So... What does Hannah Montana have to do with all this?
P. S Oliver is best character.

RiverClanRocks


50I'm the s***, literally - Whiz Khalifa - Let It Go
So you're saying you're literally a giant pile of feces?

51So when I die, bury me besides two bitches! - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song
Simply nonsense.. but funny though.

52Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop
Wikipedia Emmett Till and you'll understand why this is just an awful awful line.
The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.
I know this lyric was tasteless but we shouldn't blame lil Wayne, we should blame the writer who wrote that lyric for him to sing.

53We gonna party like it's your birthday and you we don't give a f*** if you say it's not your birthday - In Da Club - 50 Cent
Of course you don't.

54Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!
"Doo-doo head dummy"? Were these lyrics written by a five-year-old? I'm laughing very hard right now.

55Dos Cadenas, close to genius/Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis - 2 Chainz - Talk Dirty

56They got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters - Weird Al - Hardware Store

57Look back at it, then I put a fat rabbit on a CraftMatic - 2 Chainz - I'm Different
What does a fat bunny and an adjustable bed even have to do with a song about being different?!

58She says my d*** stronger then a six pack of cola - Lil Wayne - Pressure

59Aaaaow Aaaaow Aaaaow!!!!! - Fack - Eminem
Listen to the song it's disturbing

60How are you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got not t***! - Eminem
This is funny, not dumb.

61She was tryna patch me up, but, girl I was just tryna get a nut-bust - Tyler, the Creator - She

62I'm with the f****** extras, bid dog, cup fulla egg nog - OFWGKTA/ Trash Talk - Trashwang

63Look at you, now look at us...all my n****s look rich as f*** - Rich as F***

64Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is, I get more props & stunts than Bruce Willis - Guru - DWYCK

65I make her ass scream and holla like rock bands - French Montana
This was awful. Just plain out, damn awful.. Could this rapper not have come up with a better simile? Smh, this one should've made it to the top of the list...

66My chain hits my chest. When I'm banging on the dashboard. - M.I.A. - Bad Girls
Its so stupid it has no meaning at all and how can you bang on a dashboard and what does she mean exactly by bang

67P**** like a sea shell, d*** like a V12. Tapout - Rich Gang

68100 bands, cut your girl, now your girl need a bandaid. - 2 Chainz - Mercy

69Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney. - 2 Chainz - Beez In The Trap
Nicki Minaj - Bees in the trap

70There's a billion ways to die and I've already tried nine hundred million nine hundred and ninety nine - Canibus.
I think he was tryna subtract a number from a billion and get left with one (1) but failed.

71Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6. - Far East Movement - Like a G6
Dumbest rap song ever.
Atrocious song to listen to. It makes me wonder why it was so overplayed on the radio.
Gullwing doesn't make a G6. They make a G5 but someone was trying to feel flier than a G5... you know who does make a G6? Pontiac, and we all know what Pontiac stands for.

72Lookin' shit through each other's eyes - Eminem - Beautiful
EminemS best song by a longshot, a beautiful song. This line is just strange but it fits in good with the song

73Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-n***a - Lil Wayne - Bandz A Make Her Dance

74Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy - Lil Wayne - IANAHB
What waht in the name of jesus did he just say laugh out loud enough said
He better be careful. A shark's skin is so rough that it can cut your hand.

75I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead. - 2 Chainz - Beautiful Pain
I don't think that's even possible.

76I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb
This is either the best or worst lyric ever. I'm not sure which.

77You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me. - Cannibus - Second Round KO

78Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak/and, better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. - Pitbull - Give Me Everything

79My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve-song LP, that's 36 mics. - Redman - 5 Boroughs

80I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian. - Chingy - Balla Baby
Japanese and Chinese people ARE Asian, dumbass.

81Swag, swag, swag, swag, bruh/Brang-dang-dang your girlfriend. - Lil B - Ellen Degeneres

82Water, fire, air and dirt/F***kin' magnets, how do they work?/And I don't want to talk to a scientist/Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed. - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
What is this, a science lesson?

83And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

84Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it - Rick Ross - U.O.E.N.O.

85If you don't judge my do rag, I won't judge your red flag. - LL Cool J - Accidental Racist

86If a bitch try to get cute Imma sock her, throw a lotta money at her then yell f*** her, f*** her, f*** her! Then yell f*** her! Then Imma go get my Louisville Slugger! - Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up

87Yeah I golf; putt too/Swallow balls; nuts toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Nicki Minaj - "Romans In Moscow"

88Versace, Versace - by Migos
Says that for 90 percent of the song

89I'm MC Hammer Fly, You Can't Touch J'S So Fly I Should Work at Flight Club Read More: Miley Cyrus - 23 Lyrics | Metrolyrics

90You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"

91How you gon' be the stunt double to the n**** monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe

92She'll eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer - Katy Perry - Dark Horse
Jeffrey Dahmer ate more than just the heart but thanks for asking (not).

93I stay around the white like the Ku Klux Klan - Nicki Minaj - Grindin

94The watch me crank that Robocop - Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)
Even worse than the superman line.

95Roll joints bigger than King Kong's fingers - Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free

96I work harder than hard working - Lil Wayne - Unstoppable
This is beyond dumb.

97Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing - Lil Wayne - Lost
No you're not you moron.

98Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

99When I Die Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song
That sounds so depressing.
Doesn't sound like a bad idea.

100Wobble - Dy Wobble - Dy Wa Wobble Wobble - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

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