Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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1Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

Beat's alright we'll dance all night. Hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see soulja boy completely fall off after just ONE hit single.

What the hell this sentence mean?

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2Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything

I just laughed at the stupidity.

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3If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

Maybe he wrote this the day after Christmas... Nah he's just on crack

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4Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

How could anyone brag about having money hanging out their ass?

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

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5I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy! - moose4life19

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

I feel like makin moves like chess - preachinpreach

How ironic, because the hippos eat balls and the song is called BALLERS. And you know what I mean by balls, right?

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6Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous

This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.

Emnim is a amazing rapper this is a funny line ITS SUPPOSED TO DUMB!

This whole song is incredibly irrelevant, but very funny. The kids squeaking in the background "Yup! " Is hilarious. All of Eminem-as-Slim Shady is slightly dumb, but that just adds to the insightful insanity.

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7Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade - preachinpreach

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

It DOES make sense (even though it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard).

Great song, but awful line.

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8My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss

the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously - Dania0671

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.

Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

9She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second

This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all

I'm in the kitchen - yams everywhere

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10I ain't neer seen an a** like that, you make my pee pee go, a-doing-doing-doing - Eminem

That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.

I've loved Eminem since was two (Wonderful parenting on my mum's part), and I loved this song as a little kid. I still love all Eminem, save these few cuts from *shudder* Encore. But... He was on a whole lot of prescription medications at the time... Obviously

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The Contenders

11She's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper Lil Wayne - Lollipop

The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

Dear Lil Wayne, using candy in sexual terms is so overrated. Nobody wants to lick your lollipop, so please shut up and just go the hell away.

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12I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot

You ain't cause your not? WTF?

I know I'm not as hot as you, Mims, but please tell me why.

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13In a 600 ain't no smokin' cigada, Come over here I think I see your baby fada, Here go the number to my casa, If you in a rush you call me manana Mase - What You Want

He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together. - ilovekelly75

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14N****'s know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, Got it. One egg short of the omelet. Simon Says ta shoot a n**** in his Thigh and Legs and tell him Ketchup Like Miyo-Naise..Uhm! Lil Wayne

I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping society

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15I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent

Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.

Says the guy who uses autotune.

Or more like -My Grandfather

16Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne

This line is GOAT and it's off a GOAT song. Goes over a ton of people's heads though I guess.

Basically anything on this list could be number one but this one is particularly stupid. Let me clear this up for you.
The 'g' in lasagna is not silent. It's a common misconception. If it was silent the word would be pronounced 'lasana'.

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17I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester

This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

18Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground

So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of Eminems mouth.

Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium Eminem

What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid

Slim Shady was born while Eminem was *ahem* using the facilities, so that makes a bit of sense... But now I'm scared.

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19It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay

Worst lyric from the worst song. - ChrisHenry

I literally can't.

20Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

Math rap. Incorrect math rap. Why isn't this mainstream? *hint, hint*

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