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This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.
Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.
Beat's alright we'll dance all night. Hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see soulja boy completely fall off after just ONE hit single.
What the hell this sentence mean?V6 Comments
Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.
I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99
what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything
I just laughed at the stupidity.V5 Comments
Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9
What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.
Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing
Maybe he wrote this the day after Christmas... Nah he's just on crackV1 Comment
Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.
How could anyone brag about having money hanging out their ass?
In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.V2 Comments
Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy! - moose4life19
Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...
I feel like makin moves like chess - preachinpreach
How ironic, because the hippos eat balls and the song is called BALLERS. And you know what I mean by balls, right?V1 Comment
That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous
This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.
Emnim is a amazing rapper this is a funny line ITS SUPPOSED TO DUMB!
This whole song is incredibly irrelevant, but very funny. The kids squeaking in the background "Yup! " Is hilarious. All of Eminem-as-Slim Shady is slightly dumb, but that just adds to the insightful insanity.V24 Comments
I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade - preachinpreach
So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking
It DOES make sense (even though it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard).
Great song, but awful line.V5 Comments
the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously - Dania0671
Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.
Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.
These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?
The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second
This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all
I'm in the kitchen - yams everywhereV6 Comments
That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.
I've loved Eminem since was two (Wonderful parenting on my mum's part), and I loved this song as a little kid. I still love all Eminem, save these few cuts from *shudder* Encore. But... He was on a whole lot of prescription medications at the time... ObviouslyV3 Comments
The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.
Dear Lil Wayne, using candy in sexual terms is so overrated. Nobody wants to lick your lollipop, so please shut up and just go the hell away.V1 Comment
You ain't cause your not? WTF?
I know I'm not as hot as you, Mims, but please tell me why.V1 Comment
He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together. - ilovekelly75V1 Comment
I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping societyV1 Comment
Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.
Says the guy who uses autotune.
Or more like -My Grandfather
This line is GOAT and it's off a GOAT song. Goes over a ton of people's heads though I guess.
Basically anything on this list could be number one but this one is particularly stupid. Let me clear this up for you.
The 'g' in lasagna is not silent. It's a common misconception. If it was silent the word would be pronounced 'lasana'.
This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink
So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of Eminems mouth.
Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium Eminem
What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid
Slim Shady was born while Eminem was *ahem* using the facilities, so that makes a bit of sense... But now I'm scared.V3 Comments
Worst lyric from the worst song. - ChrisHenry
I literally can't.
Math rap. Incorrect math rap. Why isn't this mainstream? *hint, hint*V2 Comments
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