Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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1Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

What in the hell does this sentence mean - livinglegend

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

What in the world is that price of crap means, a kindergartener can do much better. - Cobbleborg

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2My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - ForkV2 Comments
3She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
4Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

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5No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie FreshV1 Comment
6Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

Comment comment comment comment comment stop.

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7My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug
8You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"V2 Comments
9Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything

Lol this one is kinda funny - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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10All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne

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11If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

This is hilarious. This dude must be on drugs - Mcgillacuddy

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12Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob
13Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus - 2tasty4U

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

I like to shove money up my butt woohoo! - LordOfTheOnionRings

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14Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic please believe it - Wiggle Wiggle - Nelly
15I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy! - moose4life19

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.

I'm not sure if a lot of people from the hood play this board game... - Mcgillacuddy

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16Back it up like burp burp - Lil Wayne - Lollipop

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

Lol What? Don't you mean "beep beep" or something like that? Not a body function? - KianaLexi

17She said my d*** could be the next black president. - Lil Wayne

Well, it would probably beat Marco Rubio

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18Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade - preachinpreach

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever. - Mcgillacuddy

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

Neve let me comment because id I comment then I comment

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19She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second

This is a stupid lyric so I call it a stupid lyric.

Let me guess, you're called 2 Chainz because you have two "chainz"?

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20Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly enough, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry that desensitizes violence without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out. Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence; there is also television, movies, and rock music. - Mcgillacuddy

This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.

This whole song is incredibly irrelevant, but very funny. The kids squeaking in the background "Yup! " Is hilarious. All of Eminem-as-Slim Shady is slightly dumb, but that just adds to the insightful insanity.

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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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1. You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"
2. All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
3. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
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