Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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The Top Ten

Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
What in the hell does this sentence mean


This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.
Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.
[Newest]What the hell this sentence mean?

2Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron
Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.
I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything?


what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything
[Newest]I just laughed at the stupidity.

3If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know
Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.


What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.
Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing
[Newest]Maybe he wrote this the day after Christmas... Nah he's just on crack

4Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down
Keep that money to yourself


Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus


Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.
[Newest]How could anyone brag about having money hanging out their ass?

5I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers
Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy!


I feel like makin moves like chess


How ironic, because the hippos eat balls and the song is called BALLERS. And you know what I mean by balls, right?

6Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang
this sucks . So its suckin


I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade


So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

7Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is
That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous
Emnim is a amazing rapper this is a funny line ITS SUPPOSED TO DUMB!
This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.
[Newest]Dude he's talking about a band. Not actual nails.

8She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song
These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?
Such a bad rapper
The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second
[Newest]This is a stupid lyric so I call it a stupid lyric.

9My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss
the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously


Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.
Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

10I ain't neer seen an a** like that, you make my pee pee go, a-doing-doing-doing - Eminem
That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.
Makes me laugh so much
It was meant to be funny, it's not dumb.
[Newest]Its not dumb, its funny

The Contenders

11I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot
You ain't cause your not? WTF?
Lmao. I'm black because I'm African. You ain't because you not.

12She's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper Lil Wayne - Lollipop
The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

13In a 600 ain't no smokin' cigada, Come over here I think I see your baby fada, Here go the number to my casa, If you in a rush you call me manana Mase - What You Want
He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together.


Not suprising this dumbass made the list twice...

14N****'s know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, Got it. One egg short of the omelet. Simon Says ta shoot a n**** in his Thigh and Legs and tell him Ketchup Like Miyo-Naise..Uhm! Lil Wayne
I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping society
Easily the dumbest lyric I've ever heard in my life.

15I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent
Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.
Says the guy who uses autotune.

16I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester
This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

17Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground
So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of eminems mouth.
Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium eminem
What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid
[Newest]Funniest rap line ever


18It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay
Worst lyric from the worst song.


19Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne
This line is hilariously bad.
The beat is even worse than this lyric.
Basically anything on this list could be number one but this one is particularly stupid. Let me clear this up for you.
The 'g' in lasagna is not silent. It's a common misconception. If it was silent the word would be pronounced 'lasana'.

20Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action
Huh? Double it times 3? (0. O)

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