Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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41 Santa ho ho ho ho ho - Pu$$y - Lupe Fiasco

Okay I laughed at this way more than I should've - Mcgillacuddy

42 Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne

This line is GOAT and it's off a GOAT song. Goes over a ton of people's heads though I guess.

Well, lasagna is silent... He does has a point...

The beat is even worse than this lyric.

Silent lasagne

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43 I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent

Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.

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44 Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily - Twinz - Big Punisher

His songs are great, but by far his worst.

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45 I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester

This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

46 It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay

Worst lyric from the worst song. - ChrisHenry

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47 Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

Math rap. Incorrect math rap. Why isn't this mainstream? *hint, hint*

All this work just to get some drugs ready - Mcgillacuddy

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48 And I got her n****, grocery bags - Gudda Gudda - Bedrock

This is the vaguest unconnected simile ever.

This definitely ranks #1 in my list.

Well, I've heard other haunting lyrics.

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49 Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground

So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of Eminems mouth.

Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium Eminem

What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid

Slim shady is covered in pee

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50 Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!

"Doo-doo head dummy"? Were these lyrics written by a five-year-old? I'm laughing very hard right now.

The only good reaction to this lyric is simple. Yah!

This sounds just like something he would say.

Such childish lyrics!

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51 I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed - Lil Wayne - A Milli

The lyric suck and the word milli is repeated way to much like who wants to here the same word over and over thru out the song

Basically lil penis says what he is it's the truth

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52 Alright stop, Pajama time! - Just Lose It - Eminem V 1 Comment
53 Chain hang to my ding-a-ling, chain hang, chain hang to my ding-a-ling - 2 Chainz - Headband
54 Day you can F*** with me, that would be neveruary - 2 Chainz - Headband

Big Booty would never do so anyway - Mcgillacuddy

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55 Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the p*ssy in a sarcophagus - Kanye West - Monster

He's probably gonna be killed when he puts one foot in Egypt.

56 "Oo-ooo, boobs boobs boobs boobs Lotta boobs" - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
57 Can I put my booty up in your spaghetti? - Pussycat - Missy Elliott
58 Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so chubba teletubbie - Just Lose It - Eminem
59 Rack City B*****, Rack Rack City B**** - Tyga - Rack City V 2 Comments
60 First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity. M.O.P - Half and Half
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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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