Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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41Alright stop, Pajama time! - Just Lose It - EminemV1 Comment
42Can I put my booty up in your spaghetti? - Pussycat - Missy Elliott
43Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so chubba teletubbie - Just Lose It - Eminem
44It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay

Worst lyric from the worst song. - ChrisHenry

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45Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

Math rap. Incorrect math rap. Why isn't this mainstream? *hint, hint*

All this work just to get some drugs ready - Mcgillacuddy

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46And I got her n****, grocery bags - Gudda Gudda - Bedrock

This is the vaguest unconnected simile ever.

This definitely ranks #1 in my list.

Well, I've heard other haunting lyrics.

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47Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground

So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of Eminems mouth.

Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium Eminem

What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid

Slim shady is covered in pee

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48I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed - Lil Wayne - A Milli

The lyric suck and the word milli is repeated way to much like who wants to here the same word over and over thru out the song

Basically lil penis says what he is it's the truth

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49Rack City B*****, Rack Rack City B**** - Tyga - Rack CityV2 Comments
50First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity. M.O.P - Half and Half
51Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy, but those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny. Camron - 5 Boroughs

Another one of his stupid rhymes.

52You wanna lick the (w)rapper- Lil' Wayne- LollipopV1 Comment
53What do you want me to tell you, I sold a little dust. But it's okay because I believe in Jesus - Plies

the most hypocritical statement in the history of language.

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54Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth. - Jay-Z - Its Hot

Geocentric theories of the universe are so Middle Ages, Jay-Z. Come on, now. With all that money, you could at least take an Astronomy class. SMH @ this pathetic line. It should be #1.

Thank you for being so scientific!

I'm all for keeping it old school, but is Hova and Galieo's beef a bit... You know... Tired?

55I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho. - 50 Cent - Candy Shop

I don't think guys can be nymphos

56Theres no need to lie folk, why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed? - Timbaland - Get on the Bus

Damn dis is stupid, I thought you were supposed to but I don't know what you be smoking

In Timbaland's world everyone sleeps with their eyes open.

I'll be sleeping with my eyes open after this line.

57Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily - Twinz - Big Punisher

His songs are great, but by far his worst.

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58Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss - Lil' Wayne

At least he got the hiss part right.

Rats gonna rat? What does that even mean? Rats squeak just like mice do. They do it whenever they're hurt or pissed off.

Rats as in snitches...Snitches gonna snitch. Damn, people call Wayne's lines stupid and then they realize what the lines mean. - KUZGUN

And Lil' Wayne's going to continue his less-than-mediocre career.

He likes animals

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59We in the club doin' the same ol' two step, Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out, Cause we don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out 50 Cent - Wanksta
60Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity - Eminem - Lose Yourself

Actually, this is an awesome lyric. 10 years later, all of Eminems songs are forgotten except lose yourself. Long live lose yourself!

This line is great and the song is the best sing of all time - simpsondude

The lyrics are the best about this song

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2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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