Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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61Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga

I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.

What's with rappers talking about having sex with grandmothers!

Why would you say that to a stripper?

Isn't your grandma too old?

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62Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack

Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.

Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!

Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

I hope it's a parody. But of what?

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63Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble Ehbludebleebudebuebludebiblumble - will.i.am - Crazy Kids

He actually got paid for that dumb lyric. A lot. I'm not kidding. He made lots of money off of that lyric. Probably more than you'll make in a year. He probably has enough money to buy a new car.

The writers must've gave up while they were writing the lyrics to this song.

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64I wanna f*** you hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink. - Kanye West - Bound 2

How are you going to put me in a sink and then "F me"? My ass is probably too big to fit in the god damn sink. - KianaLexi

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65N**** touch my gang we gon' turn this s*** to Columbine - Lil Yachty - Broccoli
66Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like 'blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah,' I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP! - Trina - Here We Go

I make fun of this lyric all the time

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67I go so hard they call me go so hard - Lil Wayne

Tries to rhyme the word hard with the word HARD!

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

Lil wayne is a lyrical genius... said no one ever!

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68Swag on you - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

I thought swag was an essence, not a noun.

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69Last name Ever. First name Greatest. - Drake - Forever

A bit dumb off the paper at first, then it makes sense. I'd give it a 6/10

This actually is a pretty cool lyric.

This lyric isn't too bad. I've heard far worse

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70The booty so smooth, can't believe is not butter. - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Mhmm... Butter butt. Sounds like something a senior would need topical creams to cure.

71Water, fire, air and dirt/F***kin' magnets, how do they work?/And I don't want to talk to a scientist/Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed. - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

Why is the first word censored but not the next one?

What is this? Science class mixed with Avatar? - Mcgillacuddy

That's a question we've all grappled with at times. I mean, how do magnets work? And don't y'all tell me any of that magnetic pull BS.

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72They got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters - Weird Al - Hardware Store

Weird AL should not be taken seriously. (I mean it! )

This is a parody, rememeber that. It's supposed to be eye-rollingly stupid.

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73Valley girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Work - Iggy AzaleaV1 Comment
74We like Snoop and Dre - Birthday Song - 2ChainzV1 Comment
75Okay okay okay okay okay okay! - Kanye West - THat Part

It takes a special kind of genius to rhyme the same word with itself multiple times

76We f*** to the left and f*** to the right. Sucked my dick until the s*** turned white - Afroman - Colt 45
77Now I know ya'll be lovin this s**t right here, L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here - Limp Bizkit - Rollin

Well, it his Limp Biscuit. (I refuse to spell it with a Z)

78She says my d*** stronger then a six pack of cola - Lil Wayne - Pressure

Stronger than a six pack of cola? What the hell does that even mean? - Mcgillacuddy

Well, but some mentos in it, you freak.

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79Aaaaow Aaaaow Aaaaow!!!!! - Fack - Eminem

Listen to the song it's disturbing

My dad used to play this song for me as a children. It put me to sleep. Now I may or may not be writing this comment from a prison cell.

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80Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, imma start laying any of these m************ c********** - Eminem - Don't Push Me

True that. Have you seen the Interview? Maybe his confession was factually correct...

I think he's saying "No joke my patience is exhausted and now imma start shooting people" but when he says it that way, it sounds like "seriously, I'm gonna start having sex whith dudes"

What he's trying to say: "I'm so done. I'm gonna go shoot people."
What it sounds like: "I'm so done. I'm going go have sex with guys."

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