Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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81Pop that p**** like a zit - Lil Wayne/Rick Ross/French Montana - Pop That

A bubble? Bubble rap?
But really? A zit. I agree with the posted above. Very sexy.. Very

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82Look at you, now look at us...all my n****s look rich as f*** - Rich as F***
83My chain hits my chest. When I'm banging on the dashboard. - M.I.A. - Bad Girls

Its so stupid it has no meaning at all and how can you bang on a dashboard and what does she mean exactly by bang

84Humm, humm, underwear? - Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow

Who raps about underwear, but then again it's the chick who made the song stupid hoe.

Roman In Moscow is a pretty weird song, and Nicki is pretty weird. I won't put this past her...

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85Hannah Montana... - Migo - Versace

It goes on like that for I don't know how long... I wonder when the song, "Teletubbies" is going to come out.

The reference to Hannah Montana was only in the music video

So... What does Hannah Montana have to do with all this?
P. S Oliver is best character. - RiverClanRocks

86I'm the s***, literally - Whiz Khalifa - Let It Go

So you're saying you're literally a giant pile of feces?

Well at least he admits it unlike most bad rappers out there.

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87So when I die, bury me besides two bitches! - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

And the other will be a convicted murderess, executed and now forced to rest beside the demon that is 2 Chainz.

One of them will be your girlfriend, Big Booty.

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88We gonna party like it's your birthday and you we don't give a f*** if you say it's not your birthday - In Da Club - 50 Cent

Is it my birthday, or is it not? I'm confused.

What, so is it Shawty's birthday, or no?

No love for rap yall haters, everyone's partying like its your birthday and everyone don't care if it is

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89Lookin' shit through each other's eyes - Eminem - Beautiful

Another Eminem line that could be taken out of context, this song is heartbreakingly sweet and emotional, especially coming from Slim Shady..

It's a song about empathy, addiction and love. Not looking at feces.

EminemS best song by a longshot, a beautiful song. This line is just strange but it fits in good with the song

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90Dos Cadenas, close to genius/Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis - 2 Chainz - Talk Dirty

No thank you. Go ask Big Booty for that favor.

91How you gon' be the stunt double to the n**** monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky - Nicki Minaj - Stupid HoeV2 Comments
92Almost drowned in her p****, so I swam to her butt - Lil Wayne - The Motto

This is grosser than the accidentally slipping line.

This gave me nightmares for weeks.

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93I'm twisted, door knob - Lil Wayne - The Motto
94No Led in our Zepplin - Redfoo - Party Rock Anthem
95She said, how big is your d***? I said, how big is your mouth, huh? - Marilyn Manson - Fancy Bitch

The whole idea of Marilyn Manson recording a song with Gucci Mane is just pure garbage.

The fact that a great rocker like Manson said this is no wonder why it deserves to be on here.

The fact that MM said this lyric makes you understand why it deserves to be on here.

What the hell is Marilyn Manson doing in this song?

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96Kiss my a** and my anus - Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
97You got a ass so fat let's make a baby - Wiz Khalifa - We Dem BoyzV2 Comments
98Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci, my girl a superstar all from a home movie - Clique - Kanye West
99I can make your p**** whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song - Best I Ever Had - Drake
100Everything is green p**** soo woo - Bad Decision - Waka Flocka Flame
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Top Remixes

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
1. You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"
2. All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
3. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix



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