Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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81 We like Snoop and Dre - Birthday Song - 2Chainz V 1 Comment
82 Okay okay okay okay okay okay! - Kanye West - THat Part

It takes a special kind of genius to rhyme the same word with itself multiple times

83 We f*** to the left and f*** to the right. Sucked my dick until the s*** turned white - Afroman - Colt 45
84 I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes - Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
85 Now I know ya'll be lovin this s**t right here, L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here - Limp Bizkit - Rollin

Well, it his Limp Biscuit. (I refuse to spell it with a Z)

86 She says my d*** stronger then a six pack of cola - Lil Wayne - Pressure

Stronger than a six pack of cola? What the hell does that even mean? - Mcgillacuddy

Well, but some mentos in it, you freak.

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87 Aaaaow Aaaaow Aaaaow!!!!! - Fack - Eminem

Listen to the song it's disturbing

My dad used to play this song for me as a children. It put me to sleep. Now I may or may not be writing this comment from a prison cell.

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88 Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, imma start laying any of these m************ c********** - Eminem - Don't Push Me

True that. Have you seen the Interview? Maybe his confession was factually correct...

I think he's saying "No joke my patience is exhausted and now imma start shooting people" but when he says it that way, it sounds like "seriously, I'm gonna start having sex whith dudes"

What he's trying to say: "I'm so done. I'm gonna go shoot people."
What it sounds like: "I'm so done. I'm going go have sex with guys."

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89 Pop that p**** like a zit - Lil Wayne/Rick Ross/French Montana - Pop That

A bubble? Bubble rap?
But really? A zit. I agree with the posted above. Very sexy.. Very

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90 Look at you, now look at us...all my n****s look rich as f*** - Rich as F***
91 My chain hits my chest. When I'm banging on the dashboard. - M.I.A. - Bad Girls

Its so stupid it has no meaning at all and how can you bang on a dashboard and what does she mean exactly by bang

92 Humm, humm, underwear? - Nicki Minaj - Roman In Moscow

Who raps about underwear, but then again it's the chick who made the song stupid hoe.

Roman In Moscow is a pretty weird song, and Nicki is pretty weird. I won't put this past her...

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93 Hannah Montana... - Migo - Versace

It goes on like that for I don't know how long... I wonder when the song, "Teletubbies" is going to come out.

The reference to Hannah Montana was only in the music video

So... What does Hannah Montana have to do with all this?
P. S Oliver is best character. - RiverClanRocks

94 I'm the s***, literally - Whiz Khalifa - Let It Go

So you're saying you're literally a giant pile of feces?

Well at least he admits it unlike most bad rappers out there.

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95 So when I die, bury me besides two bitches! - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

And the other will be a convicted murderess, executed and now forced to rest beside the demon that is 2 Chainz.

One of them will be your girlfriend, Big Booty.

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96 We gonna party like it's your birthday and you we don't give a f*** if you say it's not your birthday - In Da Club - 50 Cent

Is it my birthday, or is it not? I'm confused.

What, so is it Shawty's birthday, or no?

No love for rap yall haters, everyone's partying like its your birthday and everyone don't care if it is

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97 Lookin' shit through each other's eyes - Eminem - Beautiful

Another Eminem line that could be taken out of context, this song is heartbreakingly sweet and emotional, especially coming from Slim Shady..

It's a song about empathy, addiction and love. Not looking at feces.

EminemS best song by a longshot, a beautiful song. This line is just strange but it fits in good with the song

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98 Dos Cadenas, close to genius/Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis - 2 Chainz - Talk Dirty

No thank you. Go ask Big Booty for that favor.

99 Yeah I golf; putt too/Swallow balls; nuts toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Nicki Minaj - "Romans In Moscow" V 2 Comments
100 How you gon' be the stunt double to the n**** monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe V 2 Comments
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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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