Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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101 Almost drowned in her p****, so I swam to her butt - Lil Wayne - The Motto

This is grosser than the accidentally slipping line.

This gave me nightmares for weeks.

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102 I'm twisted, door knob - Lil Wayne - The Motto
103 No Led in our Zepplin - Redfoo - Party Rock Anthem
104 She said, how big is your d***? I said, how big is your mouth, huh? - Marilyn Manson - Fancy Bitch

The whole idea of Marilyn Manson recording a song with Gucci Mane is just pure garbage.

The fact that a great rocker like Manson said this is no wonder why it deserves to be on here.

The fact that MM said this lyric makes you understand why it deserves to be on here.

What the hell is Marilyn Manson doing in this song?

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105 Kiss my a** and my anus - Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
106 You got a ass so fat let's make a baby - Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz V 2 Comments
107 Orca ninjas go Rambo - It G Ma - Keith Ape V 1 Comment
108 Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci, my girl a superstar all from a home movie - Clique - Kanye West

I saw that video, actually, yet I don't know why she's so popular off of it. She's really bad at sex - Mcgillacuddy

109 I can make your p**** whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song - Best I Ever Had - Drake
110 Everything is green p**** soo woo - Bad Decision - Waka Flocka Flame
111 Plasma hey Nicki hey Nicki asthma - Roman's Revenge - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
112 White X6 looks like a panda - Desiigner - Panda

An X6 is a car. He's referring to his white BMW

Still, it wouldn't look like a panda unless it's two tone black and white. But if it's single tone white, then no. - SelfDestruct

Eh I am not so sure if that makes sense... - SelfDestruct

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113 Twinkle, twinkle little star - Starships - Nicki Minaj
114 I remain the one, like 5 divided by 4 - Jay Z - Jigga My N****

Seriously! This guy's a business man and doesn't even know how to do math!

You're... close! You're off by a quarter! - JackMM

115 She said "Baby I'm anemic", I said "I'm anemic too" a neiman Marcus shopper - Ooorrrr - Young Thug
116 All you skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it - Shake That Monkey - Too Short
117 Diarrhea flow, I s**t on n***as, even when I'm constipated I still s**t on n***as. Young Jeezy - Trap or Die
118 Police taking shots and I talking about Ciroc - Hands Up Don't Shoot - P. Diddy
119 Look back at it, then I put a fat rabbit on a CraftMatic - 2 Chainz - I'm Different

What does a fat bunny and an adjustable bed even have to do with a song about being different?!

He is different... But not in a good way.

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120 How are you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got not t***! - Eminem

All of My Name Is is like this. But it is very, very funny when taken in context.

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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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