Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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141Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing - Lil Wayne - Lost

You are in a maze, yes. But you are far from even subpar.

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142When I Die Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Why does he always rap about booties?

Alongside Big Booty? Maybe the booth club consists of his many girls. You know, Big Booty, Large Booty, Giagantic Booty, Colossal Booty, and of course, The Cool Girl.

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143Wobble - Dy Wobble - Dy Wa Wobble Wobble - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)V1 Comment
144Now make that Motherf***er Hammer Time like - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

I was a never a fan of MC Hammer and I probably never will be, but he is A LOT more better than this douchebag.

145Let's green egg and ham it - Shaquille O'Neal - Kazaam

The worst part is that Shaq looks like he feels proud of that lyric.

Just watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Kazaam.

This must be the hit single from shag's latest album, I Can Jam With Sam I Am.

146Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me - Pitbull - International LoveV1 Comment
147P***y so pink like my Kitty satin' Hello - Lil Kim - Black Friday
148You can suck my Diznick - Nicki Minaj - Stupid HoeV1 Comment
149I gotta ask 'em, 'cause if I don't, I don't know - Lil Mamma - Lip Gloss
150Now let me see you wop wop wop wop wop wop wop - J Dash - Wop

Yup. This is a thing.

151S*** sound like 007 on N64 and s*** - Trinidad James - All Gold Everything
152He toss my salad like his name Romaine - Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
153This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles, d*** bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin 'bout Eiffels - Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
154Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue - Justin Bieber - BoyfriendV1 Comment
155I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

This kid cannot be taken seriously.

156Swag, swag, swag - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
157Swaggy - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!

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158Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock - Lloyd - Bedrock
159Ice my wrist-es, then I p*** on b*tches, you can suck my d*znick, then I shook yallz j***** - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
160If you cute, then the crew can roll. If you sexy, eat my coo-coo raw, put ya cape on, you a super hoe 2012, I'm at the Super Bowl - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
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Top Remixes

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
1. You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"
2. All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
3. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix



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