Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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161 This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles, d*** bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin 'bout Eiffels - Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
162 Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend V 1 Comment
163 I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

This kid cannot be taken seriously.

164 Swag, swag, swag - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
165 Swaggy - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!

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166 Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock - Lloyd - Bedrock
167 Ice my wrist-es, then I p*** on b*tches, you can suck my d*znick, then I shook yallz j***** - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
168 If you cute, then the crew can roll. If you sexy, eat my coo-coo raw, put ya cape on, you a super hoe 2012, I'm at the Super Bowl - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
169 She's a beast. I call her Karma. She eats your heart out like Jeffrey Dahmer. - Juicy J - Dark Horse

Just listen to that line, and try to tell me it is not the worst pun in history.

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170 Got P***ed Off and Ripped Pamela Lee's T**s Off and Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked her Clothes Backwards like Kris Kross - Eminem - My Name Is
171 I have em' like Miley Cyrus, clothes off. - Pitbull - Timber
172 I'm slicker than an oil spill. - Pitbull - Timber
173 I ate the p***y fast, I'm about to start burpin' - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Thanks for that image Tyga-ADoseOfBuckley.

174 Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda! - O.T. Genesis - CoCo
175 Water whip, like I'm Nemo - O.T. Genasis - CoCo V 1 Comment
176 I know nothin', f*** the popo - O.T. Genasis - CoCo
177 N***a want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a chicken - 2 Chainz - Crack

So we have to give him chicken for him to spit bad lyrics? - Mcgillacuddy

178 I make that p**** whistle like the Old Spice man - B.O.B - Headband

I just pictured that in my mind right now, and it wasn't pretty - Mcgillacuddy

179 My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead - Eminem - C** on Everybody

Why would you throw someone's death in a song?!

That's the entire song. At least it's funny(? )

180 My stove deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up. stove?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

Why exactly DOES your stove deserve a shout out, 2 Chainz?

Getting really sick of his retarded lyrics.

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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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