Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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161She's a beast. I call her Karma. She eats your heart out like Jeffrey Dahmer. - Juicy J - Dark Horse

Just listen to that line, and try to tell me it is not the worst pun in history.

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162Got P***ed Off and Ripped Pamela Lee's T**s Off and Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked her Clothes Backwards like Kris Kross - Eminem - My Name Is
163I have em' like Miley Cyrus, clothes off. - Pitbull - Timber
164I'm slicker than an oil spill. - Pitbull - Timber
165I ate the p***y fast, I'm about to start burpin' - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Thanks for that image Tyga-ADoseOfBuckley.

166Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda! - O.T. Genesis - CoCo
167Water whip, like I'm Nemo - O.T. Genasis - CoCoV1 Comment
168I know nothin', f*** the popo - O.T. Genasis - CoCo
169Chain hang to my ding-a-ling, chain hang, chain hang to my ding-a-ling - 2 Chainz - Headband
170Day you can F*** with me, that would be neveruary - 2 Chainz - Headband

Big Booty would never do so anyway - Mcgillacuddy

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171N***a want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a chicken - 2 Chainz - Crack

So we have to give him chicken for him to spit bad lyrics? - Mcgillacuddy

172I make that p**** whistle like the Old Spice man - B.O.B - Headband

I just pictured that in my mind right now, and it wasn't pretty - Mcgillacuddy

173My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead - Eminem - C** on Everybody

Why would you throw someone's death in a song?!

That's the entire song. At least it's funny(? )

174My stove deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up. stove?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

Why exactly DOES your stove deserve a shout out, 2 Chainz?

Getting really sick of his retarded lyrics.

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175I drink red bitches, I don't drink Red Bulls - 2 Chainz - ForkV1 Comment
176All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Why don't we give him that and see how he reacts?

177Haters getting mad cause "I got me some bathing apes" - Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)

What the hell does that sentence even mean?

What. The. Hell. Did.I. Just. Read. Oh, I know now: something that makes NO SENSE.

178I get more a** than a toilet seat - Nate Dogg - Shake That
179This one for the hood n***** hipster bitches that shop at Lenox - Trinidad James - All Gold Everything
180Hi kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? - Eminem - My Name Is

I had to rewrite this because someone misspelled Nine Inch Nails.

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Top Remixes

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
1. You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"
2. All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
3. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix



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