Dumbest Soda Names

The Top Ten
1 Coca-Cola

To the cocaine comment: that's the point. Coca cola used to contain cocaine when it was first made, hence the name.
Great drink, but it has a really bad connotation

Coca-Cola is the best drink so don't even say that.

Sounds like cocaine cola

2 Dr Thunder
3 Mellow Yellow
4 Mountain Dew White Out
5 New Coke

Need not say again

6 Dr Pepper
7 Mr. Pibb
8 Twister
9 Faygo
10 Thums up
The Contenders
11 Diet Mountain Lighting
12 Dr. Dynamite
13 Pepsi
14 Sprite
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