Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles


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1Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em

Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...

Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal! - Britgirl

2Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug) - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...

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3Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Far East Movement for life!

4Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore! - Britgirl

5The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers
6Umbrella - RihannaV3 Comments
7Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

An example of lazy song writing.

I guess she's mocking her boyfriend. - funnyuser

8#selfie - The Chainsmokers

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie! - funnyuser

If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist. - PositronWildhawk

9Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here. - ReakMayhem

She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.

Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

10DJ Got Us Fallin In Love - Usher

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?

The Newcomers

?Perfume - Britney Spears

I bet her album is called makeup - Ihaskitty1234

And I thought lip gloss was a terrible name for a song.

?E.T. - Katy Perry

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.

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The Contenders

11Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith

This is a really dumb song and song title! - funnyuser

12The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy

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13Baby - Justin Bieber

Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt! - Britgirl

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14Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
15Tastes Like Kevin Bacon - iwrestledabearonce

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs! - funnyuser

Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

16I Might Go Lesbian - ManikaV3 Comments
17Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

That's one long name - Ihaskitty1234

Well... I guess at least it's specific. - ArchAces

18Fatal Foot Fetish - Macabre
19The Time (Dirty Bit) - The Black Eyed Peas
20Starships - Nicki Minaj

Duh, we all know starships were meant to fly, you hoe

Nicki minaj can't rap to save her life.

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List StatsUpdated 7 Dec 2016

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69 listings
5 years, 13 days old

Top Remixes

1. #selfie - The Chainsmokers
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
1. Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em
2. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers



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